Misquote the previous poster

[dicksbro]

Could I breath quick deep breaths into your ears; make us hot and sweaty clutching each other; and cause you to become moist and rigid between my legs so I could start to slowly realize my anticapations for what you would do next. :)

Gulp! :hot: ... er .... :drool: ... ah ... :lust: ... sure! :dizzy:

[gekkogecko]

Gulp me down, woman!

Careful of what you wish for, Dicksbro: you may get more than what you wished for.

[dicksbro]

Be fair in what you wish for, Dicksbro: we may want some of what you wished for.

Well, I can certainly understand that. ;)

[Pita]

Well, I can certainly get it up. ;)


Really! Then what will you do with it?

[dicksbro]

Really! Then do what you will with it?

Oh, be still my pounding heart ... and ... my throbbing dick ... and the shivers going up my spine ... and ... sorry ... guess I'm getting carried away. :lust:

:D

[alspals69]

Touch my dick and you'll have to be carried away?

No offence but I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole!!

[gekkogecko]

I wouldn't want to be whacked with a barge pole!!


Well, everyone has his or her favorite form of BDSM play.

[Pita]

I hear TT is really into BDSM play.


Now who is telling my secrets? :spank:

[dicksbro]

I hope DB is listening to you telling my secrets? :)

Blindfold .............................. check
Soft nylong cords ................. check
Feather .............................. check
Four-poster bed ................... check
Sex toys ............ er ............

... oh ... excuse me ... I wasn't listening. What did you say?

[gekkogecko]

... oh ... excuse me ... I wasn't listening, I was too busy spanking TinglingTess. What did you say?


Just that you missed a spot over there, DB.

[Pita]

Just that you should have kissed that spot you made so red, DB.


Ooooo I think you should kiss and rub it too. That stings!!

[alspals69]

Velcro on yer pubes? now that stings!!

[dicksbro]

Will you minister to her pubes now that they sting!!

Tis the least a gentleman can do.

[Pita]

[QUOTE=dicksbro]Tess you could at least do this gentleman right?[QUOTE]


I don't see why not. What do you want done?

[dicksbro]

I don't see why not. What do you want done?

I'm easy, do you have any preferences?

[Pita]

I'm easy, but do you have any references?

Yes I do, how many do you need?

[dicksbro]

Yes I do, do you need them?

Nah. I was just making small talk while I got undressed. :)

[alspals69]

I was just taking all of this vibrator when i got distressed.

I need to get my car sorted out.

[gekkogecko]

I need to turn my sex life sordid.

That's not too hard to accomplish: just hang with the BDSM crowd for a while.

[Pita]

She's not too hard to punish: just hang with the BDSM crowd for a while.


Can't I just get spanked for the fun of it for once. :rolleyes2

[dicksbro]

Would it be fun to spank me once just for the fun of it? :rolleyes2

Great idea. Just lay right down over my lap. I'll even apply soothing lotions afterwards.

[gekkogecko]

Great idea, TinglingTess, a threesome. Just lay right down over my lap, while Gekkogecko moves in front of you.


Sounds like a winner to me. :cheers:

[dicksbro]

Sounds like heaven to me. :banner:

I can sure understand how you could think along those lines.

[Pita]

I can't understand how you wouldn't want a threesome.

I hope your not talking to me!

[dicksbro]

I hope you're including me!

Of course ... how could we ever not include you, TT?

[Mercury_Maniac]

Of course .she always wants the 3-somes to include you, TT?




I sure like to think i'm invited to all of those :)

[dicksbro]

Am I invited to all of those threesomes? :)

You might ask TT, but I sure don't know why not.

[Pita]

I know TT thinks the more the merrier.


Yessssss I say it's orgy time!

[alspals69]

you want sex with 3 corgis?

I bet your bark is worse than your bight

[dicksbro]

I bet a dog's fart is worse than a whore's night

I suppose that's possible. :rolleyes2

[gekkogecko]

I suppose all positions are possible.

I say we grab TinglingTess and find out!

[Pita]

I say we grab TinglingTess and find out just what makes her scream!

Want a hint? ;)

[alspals69]

want to hit me?

Not until i have found out your most ticklish spots

[dicksbro]

Do you want me to tickle you on the spot?


Could I tickle TT instead?

[Pita]

Could I tickle TT until she pees her pants?


Isn't that a bit extreme DB? :rolleyes2

[dicksbro]

Can I get a bit extreme with DB? :drool:

Have at it, mamm!

[Pita]

Have your way with me, mamm!


Oh please, call me Tess. :)

[dicksbro]

Oh please, call on me soon. :)

Gosh, Tess, what a neat offer. :x:

[Pita]

Gosh, Tess, what a neat outfit. :x:


Thanks, I wore it just for you. :)

[dicksbro]

Thanks, I wore it just to take it off for you. :)

Excuse me while I drool, slobber and faint. :faint:



:D

[alspals69]

excuse me while i drizzle TT's boobs with paint.

DAmn, and i wanted to try that too!

[gekkogecko]

DAmn, and i wanted to try that too!

Oh, a kinky body paint session! I'm there!

[dicksbro]

Oh, a kinky body. Faint season and I'm there!

Don't let the body bother, it's laying there very still.

[gekkogecko]

Don't let the body rot, it's laying there very still.


Ewww, necrophilia. Let's not do that.

[alspals69]

Gypsyphelia make a lovely bouquet

Peronally i like Tulips on my organ

[Pita]

Peronally i like Two lips on my organ


Your a little greedy aren't you?

[Mercury_Maniac]

Your a big greenie aren't you?

yes i'm pretty fresh. i think you should dish me up before i'm ripe :)

[Pita]

yes i'm pretty hard. i think you should slurp me up before i'm ripe :)


Ohhhhhhh well let me hurry to my knees then. :bj:

[alspals69]

Your always happy to please?

THen suck this popsicle i found in the fidge Tess

[Pita]

THen suck this popsicle i found in my pants Tess


Ohhhh I love popsicles.......hey wait a minute....... that no popsicle it's your.....:hot:

[alspals69]

youlove to pop my penis in my mouth?

wow we have so much in common... only i get bach ache when i do it

[Pita]

wow we have so much fun... only i hope my back ache won't stop me.

Don't worry, we can switch positions.

[Mercury_Maniac]

Don't hurry, we can switch the light on so we can see whats happening.


I see your point. this way i can see all 3 holes and fill each of them equally :)

[Pita]

I see your point. this way i can see all 3 women and fill each of them equally :)


You are such a stud!

[dicksbro]

DB, you make me go thud!

That's good, I hope. ;)

I know you can do that to me, and that's good. :)

[gekkogecko]

I know you can do me, it's all good.

In the final analysis, isnt that the point of this thread?

[Pita]

In the final analysis, isn't it nice how many people want me?


That's just because your a kinky little lizard.

[Mercury_Maniac]

That's just because your such a hot dong like wizard.



well i can't say that i don't disagree, I'll cast my spell on you and slap you with my dong ;)

[Pita]

If only you will agree, I'll cast my spell on you and slap you with my dong ;)


I don't need a spell to enjoy a good dong slap. :D

[gekkogecko]

I really enjoy a long spell of good slapping. :D

Hm...which part of TinglingTess to slap today? Hm...

[Pita]

Hm...how hard should TinglingTess get slapped today? Hm...


I have been a very naughty girl. *bending over and raising skirt*

[dicksbro]

I want to be a very naughty girl and bend over and raise my skirt

Now that's a plan I can get behind. :p

[Pita]

Now that's a great behind. :p


Thanks, I've been working out.

[dicksbro]

Thanks, I've been making out.

That's some lucky guys.

[Pita]

I'm one of those lucky guys.

Yeah, what makes you so lucky?

[Mercury_Maniac]

Yeah, what does it take to get lucky?




well you and me naked for one thing.....and whatever comes next ;)

[Pita]

well you want me naked for one thing.....and then what comes next? ;)

You can start by letting me get my hands and mouth on what I have been eyeing with unbridled lust. ;)

[dicksbro]

Can I start by using my hands and mouth on what I have been eyeing with unbridled lust? ;)

Please, be my guest. (Darn, I need the lust or drooling smilie again! :))

[lizzardbits]

Please, be my guest. (Darn, I must wipe the drool off my face again! :))

Here, Sexy, let me do that for you!

[dicksbro]

Here, Sexy, will you do that for me!

Gulp, you bet. :)

[one-trick pony]

Gulls are hot. :)

DB, I didn't know you were a bird fancier.

[Pita]

DB, I didn't know you were fancier then me.


I think your both very fancy.

[Debbie_007]

I think my butt is very fancy.

Well, I'd like to see how fancy it is for myself. :D

[Pita]

Well, I'd like to see how fancy I can dress myself. :D


Do you like rhinestones and high heels?

[Debbie_007]

Do you like rhinos in high heels?

Yaa....but only if they're Stilettos. :rolleyes:

[Mercury_Maniac]

Yaa....I like toys made of legos :rolleyes:



Well its not made of Legos.....but I bet you could play with it for hours :D

[gekkogecko]

I have a third leg, and I could play with it for hours

Yes, but do you make money that way?

[Pita]

Yes, but how do you make money that way?

Make an appointment and I will show you. ;)

[one-trick pony]

I've been appointed to show you. ;)

Really? Well I'm ready

[gekkogecko]

I'm ready for TinglingTess' show!

And who isn't?

[Pita]

And who wants to get on stage and join Tess?



I think you shoul go first and set the pace.

[gekkogecko]

I think you shoul go first and screw everyone in the place.


Well, that depends on who "everyone in the place" is!

[Pita]

I just know that "everyone in the place" wants to see me naked!


Can I please have a front row seat? :p

[one-trick pony]

Can I sit on your lap? :p
Of course... that would be a dream come true

[gekkogecko]

Of course I have erotic dreams about TinglingTess

Well, don't we all?

[Pita]

Well, don't we all want our dreams to come true?


Yes, a Pixie orgy would be a dream come true!

[Mercury_Maniac]

Yes, an orgy with you would be a dream come true!




well...........i won't bother making the bed then....come on over, i'll be ready for ya ;)

[one-trick pony]

well...........come on over, i'll make breakfast for ya ;)
Awww... that's nice. But only if Tess is there

[Pita]

Awww... it's nice that Tess wants me there


Well of course, you are one of my very favorite Pixies. ;)

[one-trick pony]

Well of course I want you. You are my very favorite Pixie. ;)
That's all I needed to hear.

[dicksbro]

That's all I need, another beer.

While you drink it, I'll entertain Tess.

[gekkogecko]

I'll work hard to entertain Tess.

Is that working hard, or hardly working?

[Pita]

Am I working too hard, or hardly working?


I think you should come over here and take a break from all that work.

[one-trick pony]

I think you should come over here and take a break with me.
I think that's a dream come true.

[Pita]

I think Tess was doing me in my dream.


Are you sure it was me?

[dicksbro]

Are you groping ... hoping it was me?

Wouldn't groping be a natural thing for me to do?

[gekkogecko]

I'm a natural for groping Tess!

No offense, dude, but in this case...better her than me.

[Pita]

No offense, dude, but in this case... I can do her better than you.


Care to prove that? :)

[dicksbro]

Care to prove that gekkos can really lick their eyeballs? :)

Yikes, that'd be something to see, wouldn't it?

[Pita]

Yikes, that'd be something if I could lick something warm and pink, wouldn't it?


Do you have something in mind or just wishing?

[dicksbro]

Did you want to lick me before or after?

Can we change the "OR" to "AND?"

[Pita]

Can we change the "YES" to "MORE?"


Just how much more can you stand there Big Guy? ;)

[jbh3]

Just how much more can you stand there Big Guy? ;)

Don't just stand there Big Guy,watch out,let me have a lick.

[Pita]

Don't just stand there let me have a lick of something sweet.


Is your tongue ready its treat? :p

[dicksbro]

Is your tongue ready for my sweets? :p

Sounds good to me.

[Pita]

Feels good to me.


Roll over and I will make the other side feel good too.

[gekkogecko]

If I roll over will you do me on the other side, too?

Sure, just give me a minute to adjust positioning.

[dicksbro]

Sure, give me just a minute and you can have my position.

That's awfully nice of you.

[Pita]

That's awfully nice of you to take care of my raging hardon like this.


My pleasure but it might help if you drop your pants first.

[WildIrish]

My pleasure to help you drop your pants.


That sounds like a very sexy idea.

[Pita]

You have very sexy ideas.

I could show you my sexy ideas. :p

[Mercury_Maniac]

I could show you my sexy assets if you show me yours. :p


Well what would you like to see sweetheart? and would you feel them as well? :D

[dicksbro]

Well what would you like to see of one of our sweethearts and would you like to feel them as well?

Good question. If one of our lovely and sexy pixie ladies was here, I think I'd love to see as much of them as they'd like to share and certainly, touching would be a vital part of that.

[Pita]

If one of our lovely and sexy pixie ladies was here, I think I'd love to see how much touching they would let me get away with.


Well, come here and I will tell you. ;)

[dicksbro]

Well, cum here and I will let you see. ;)

Oh, be still this beating hardon ... er ... heart of mine. :D

[Pita]

Oh, please help my beating hardon


Do you want my mouth, hands or........? :)

[dicksbro]

Can I use my mouth and hands? :)

I'd say use whatever suits your fancy. Whatever happens will be like the frosty off the cake.

[Pita]

I'd say use me in whatever way suits your fancy.


Ohhhhh I always wanted my very own boy toy!

[dicksbro]

Ohhhhh would you be my very own boy toy!

Sounds like a lot of fun to me.

[Pita]

You sound like a lot of fun to me.

Thank you, I think you are really fun too. :)

[dicksbro]

Thank you, I think you have nice buns too. :)

Well, coming from someone so delicious, that's awfully nice of you to say.

[Pita]

Well, coming with someone so delicious, would be awfully nice.


You sure know how to make a girl feel special.

[dicksbro]

You sure know make a girl feel special.

Only the special ones. :)

[Pita]

Only the special ones get to see me naked. :)


Do you think I'm special????? :p

[gekkogecko]

Do you think I like "special sauce"?

Depends on who's special sauce we're talking about, TT!

[dicksbro]

DB is who has special sauce you're probably talking about, TT!

Why, that was very thoughtful of you to remind her. Thanks.

[Pita]

Why, I'm so very thoughtful to remind Tess how much she turns me on.


*Blushing* Wow, thanks DB! Now come here and let me grope you. :p

[dicksbro]

Blushing now, thanks to DB! Now won't you come and grope lil' me? :p

You wish is my command.

[gekkogecko]

I'll lick your boots at your command.

Better do a good job, DB, she's got that whip ready!

[dicksbro]

I'd do a better job, DB. I love it when she's got that whip ready!

No kidding? Can I take the pictures?

[Pita]

No kidding, I want you to take the pictures when I run around naked!

OK, let me get my camera and drool towel!

[dicksbro]

OK, let me get rid of my towel so you can drool and use that camera.

Oh my gosh, you have such wonderful ideas.

[gekkogecko]

Oh my gosh, you have such wonderful body parts.


Is it hinting too much if I say I agree, and she should display them more often on Pixies?

[Pita]

Is it hinting too much if I say I should display my body more often on Pixies?

Ohhhhh I think that is a fabulous idea! PM me when the pics are up. ;)

[dicksbro]

Ohhhhh I think putting up pictures of me is a fabulous idea! Do you want me to PM you when they're up? ;)

Please do. I'll be anxious to see them.

[Pita]

Please. I'm so anxious for you to see me naked.

Well, I am standing right here. Go ahead! :p

[dicksbro]

Well, I am standing nude right now. Go ahead ... have your way with me! :D

OMG! Talk about a motivational speaker ... not to mention a motivated streaker! :D

[Pita]

OMG! Talk about a motivational moment... I am now a motivated streaker! :D


WOW!! Where the hell is my camera! :D

[dicksbro]

WOW!! There's a good soft place where you can put your devil in my hell for the cameras! :D

Gulp, you say the sexiest things!

[gekkogecko]

Gulp, gulp, gulp, i'm otherwise speechless when you say those sexy things!

That really depends on exactly what she says.

[Pita]

That really depends on exactly what she is willing to do.


Want to see just how willing I am?

[gekkogecko]

I'm willing. Want to join me?


Should I bring the cuffs, or do you want to?

[Pita]

Should I bring the cuffs, or do you promise to behave?


You better bring the cuffs, I love the struggle. ;)

[dicksbro]

You better bring the Puffs, love can get messy as we struggle. ;)

But isn't the mess part of the fun?

[gekkogecko]

During orgies, isn't the mess part of the fun?

You've have to ask the goat.

[Salacious]

You have to ass the goat.

I think I'd pass on that advice! ;)

[dicksbro]

I think my ass should be part of that advice! ;)

No goat ... well now, that changes things.

[Salacious]

New goat ... swell now! Let's changes things.


Such naughty Pixies!

[dicksbro]

Several Pixies in nighties!

Wow! Where can I find them?

[Salacious]

Wow! Where can I ride them?


Come on over for the party.

[dicksbro]

Cumming at the party is expected.

Now, that's a party. :D

[Pita]

Now, I want a party. :D


Should I bring anything, like extra tissues? ;)

[dicksbro]

Should I bring anything for you to misuse? ;)

Ooooh ... the kinky stuff. :D

[gekkogecko]

Ooooh ... let's play with TinglingTess and the kinky stuff. :D


OK, DB, you go untie the Pope, and I'll scrape the mustard off the walls.

[Pita]

OK, DB, you go untie Tess, and I'll smear the mustard onto her breast.


You both better get to licking.

[dicksbro]

You better get to licking both the tops and the bottom.

Yes, mamm! Slurp. :)

[gekkogecko]

Yes, mamm! I'll lick wherever you direct!

Whereas, I'll lick some parts f her that she might direct me to.

[Pita]

Whereas, I'll lick parts of her that only my super, long tongue can reach.


*Swoons* Ohhhhhhhh Yes!!

[dicksbro]

*Soon* Ol' Tess will do oral!

I can hardly wait. Where's a smilie for licking one's chops.

[Pita]

I can hardly wait for her to start licking my cock.


Patience DB, I am working my way down!

[dicksbro]

I've no patience, DB, get down so I can work on you!

Yes, mamm!

[gekkogecko]

Thank you, mamm, may I have another?

Is that the sound of a paddle on your bare bottom I hear, DB?

[Pita]

Do I need to give you a paddling for lusting after DB's bare bottom again?


Yup!!! :D

[dicksbro]

Yup, yup, he's my pup,
pull down the pants
and spank his butt!!! :D

Tess, you have so many talents!

[gekkogecko]

I want a demonstration of Tess' many talents!


Don't we all?

[dicksbro]

She does me swell.

You lucky ol' son-of-a-gun! ;)

[Pita]

Your lucky she didn't bring along her whips and chains! ;)


Now DB, you told me that you weren't scared about that.

[dicksbro]

How, DB, do you feel about that? You aren't scared by that are you?

I go by the old adage, "Sticks and stones may break my bones ... but whips and chains excite me." :D

[gekkogecko]

I get so excited when I'm chained down and whipped!


And just whom would you like to take turns with TinglingTess whipping you?

[Pita]

Just how many whacks do you need with TinglingTess whipping you?


Until he begs and tells me I am the Queen of the Smut Games!! :D

[dicksbro]

You know, I am the Queen of the Smut Games!! :D

Who am I to question the queen? :)

[gekkogecko]

I'm not one to question the queen's orders. :)

So, what is she ordering at the moment?

[dicksbro]

So, I wonder what she'll order at this moment?

I don't know ... but I bet it'll be good.

[gekkogecko]

I follow her orders because it's all good.


Good, yes, but how twisted?

[dicksbro]

Yes, twisted is so good!

I didn't know you thought that.

[Pita]

I didn't know you felt that way about her.


He just wants me to tie him up and twist his nipples. :D

[Salacious]

He just tied me up and twisted my nipples. :D

This I want to watch! :D

[dicksbro]

His thing, I want to watch! :D

Okay, if that's what you want.

[gekkogecko]

Okay, if you want, I will hapily tie you up and force you to watch, and not let you participate.

Yeah, the "torture by teasing approach". I can get with that.

[Pita]

"Torture by teasing approach". I know Tess would love that!!

As long as I finally get my satisfaction I am soooooooooo into that!

[dicksbro]

Your playful torturing of me would be soooooooooo satisfying, DB. I could really get into that.

All right. I was hoping you'd say that.

[gekkogecko]

All right. I was hoping you'd beg for that.

Nah, the better dom "allows", rather than "hopes for" the sub to beg for that.

[Pita]

Tess likes her dom to "allow", rather than "hope for" when it's comes time to play.


I also like it when he ties me up and tickles me senseless. ;)

[dicksbro]

I also like it when he lets me tie him up and tickle him senseless. ;)

Now that could be fun, too! :)

[gekkogecko]

Now that could be fun with you, Tess!

Yes, but nearly anything with Tess would be fun. I suppose doing the tax return would be an exception.

[dicksbro]

Yes, anything with Tess would be fun, but can you imagine doing it and staining your tax return.

I cannot imagine doing that, but the Tess part I'm sure is true.

[Pita]

I cannot imagine doing Tess without my whips and chocolate sauce.


Do you know how much you turn me on???? :p

[dicksbro]

Do you think you can turn me on???? :p

Dang, it'd sure be fun ... more like lip smacking shaft pumping fun ... trying. :)

[Pita]

Dang, it'd sure be fun if you did your lip smacking, shaft pumping technique of yours :)


Well OK, but don't tell everyone or they will want it too. ;)

[Vicious Tease]

Well OK, but tell everyone so they can watch it too. ;)



I'm telling as many pixies as I can!

[Pita]

I want to do as many pixies as I can!


That is a very worthy goal that I can certainly get behind...or in front. :p

[dicksbro]

Would it sound very earthy if I had you get behind and insert it in me, or would you rather be in front? :p

Not earthy, heavenly!

[Pita]

Not to early for me sounds heavenly!


Should I plan to stay over then?

[Mercury_Maniac]

Should I plant my hot-ass over there then?




Certainly not! Come over here and sit on my lap, we will talk about the first thing that comes up! :D

[dicksbro]

Certainly not over here on my lap where we might get interrupted by the first thing that comes up!

I thought that was the point. :)

[gekkogecko]

I thought that I might point, then shoot.


Camera or penis; I'm sure either way works for Tess.

[Salacious]

Camera or penis; I'm sure either way works best.

How long after sex does your organ throb?

[dicksbro]

Does your organ throb for long after sex?

Depends in part on who had sex.


:D

[Salacious]

Depends on in who's parts you had sex.


:D

I'd like to see that illustrated for clarification.

[Pita]

Depends on who wants sex with me.


:D



How often can I tell you that I want it!!!! :p

[Mercury_Maniac]

How often I want it!!!! :p





and that is perfectly fine by me...although i do feel a bit dehydrated :p

[Pita]

Damn Tess you fuck me so hard I now feel a bit dehydrated :p

Well get some water sweetie and lets see what else you got.

[jbh3]

You'll get some sweetie and see what else I got!!.


I hope so!!I've been dying to see what you got!!

[Pita]

I hope you like it, I've been dying to show you what I got!!

Don't be shy hun, I just know what you got will make me drool.

[gekkogecko]

I'm not shy hun, I want you to make me drool.

No problems here.

[Pita]

No sex for me here.


Do you want to come over then? :p

[dicksbro]

Do you want to cum all over me then? :p

That does sound like fun, doesn't it?

[Pita]

What sounds like fun, to you?


You getting naked and showing me how happy you are to see me. ;)

[dicksbro]

Me getting naked and then you showing me what makes you so happy to see. ;)

I looked down, and already my body is trying to point to a spot a bit lower than the belly button. :)

[Pita]

I looked around and pointed to the spot a bit lower then your belly button and gave you my best "Come on" smile. :)


Stop playing coy and get that thing over here. ;)

[dicksbro]

Stop saying coitus and get that thing in here pumping. ;)

Yet bet!

[gekkogecko]

Yet bet your sweet ass I'd jump on you.

Ah, but would you jump on her sweet ass?

[Pita]

Ah, what would you do to her sweet ass?


Should I bend over and be surprised?

[dicksbro]

If I would bend over, would you surprise me?

Sounds really good to me.

[Pita]

Feels really good to me.


Me too! But, could you go up a little higher...now faster....ok STOP...keep going....Mmmmmmmmmm!!

[dicksbro]

Me too! You could go a little higher and ... oh, yeah!!!! ... Mmmmmmmmmm!!

I like the sounds of that. Now, where did I set the Kleenex. :)

[Pita]

I know you liked that, now where are the Kleenex. :)


Want me to lick it up instead? :p

[dicksbro]

Can I lick it up instead? :p

I think that'd be wonderful, so by all means, please do.

[gekkogecko]

I think your licking is wonderful, so by all means, please do.

Yes, but does her sucking match her licking?

[Pita]

Yes, I do like her sucking much more than her licking?


Well...I did practice that skill for like a whole week you know?

[dicksbro]

Swell, I'd like to practice that skill for like a whole week on you.

That would certainly be okay with me. :p

[gekkogecko]

TAny amount of licking & sucking would certainly be okay with me.

Are we talking sex or snakebites here?

[dicksbro]

Are we talking snakebites or wanting sex here?

I'll have the sex, please. :)

[gekkogecko]

I'll have the sex with TinglingTess, please. :)


Very good, sir, that the chef's specialty.

[dicksbro]

Very good chef that came up with that specialty.

You can say that again.

[Pita]

You can suck that again.


Greedy thing aren't you? :p

[dicksbro]

Seed spreader thing aren't you? :p

I suppose one could say that. :)

[Pita]

I suppose one could say I'm happiest when naked and making love. :)


Aren't we all DB!

[dicksbro]

Aren't we pixie ladies all sexy, DB?

That's for sure, Tess. Very sexy!

[gekkogecko]

Tess sure is very sexy!

And so are the other Pixie's women.

[dicksbro]

And the other Pixie's women are, too.

You always have been so good at recognizing these things. ;)

[Salacious]

You always have been so good at penetrating these things. :eek:


Now that's getting to the point.

[loves2laugh]

that is where you told me to go to

[dicksbro]

Is that where you told me to go to

Don't your remember?

[gekkogecko]

I don't remember whom I had sex with last night.


Dude, how drunk were you?

[dicksbro]

Dude, were you really drunk?

I must have been so drunk that I don't even remember having had a drink. :)

[Pita]

I must have been so drunk that I don't even remember Tess coming in naked and dancing on the table. :)


Bummer for you, because that was a once in a lifetime event. :boobs:

[dicksbro]

My buns are for you, because I want you to see them once in this lifetime. :boobs:

:faint: You are soooooooo gggggoooooooddd! :thanks:

:x:

[Pita]

:faint: You are soooooooo gggggoooooooddd at :bj: that no :cock: is left unloved. Or so I hear.


Well golly! :shock: That deserves an extra special :thanks: :bj:

[JassWolf]

Well golly! :shock: That deserves an extra special :ahole:

Shucks, Tess, you're always gettin' the wrong end. :horny:


JW

[Pita]

Shucks, Tess, you're always gettin' me hard and :horny:


JW


Thanks JW :kisser: Wanna fool around now or later? :molest:

[dicksbro]

Thanks cuz I always am wanting to fool around. Now and later? :molest:

Oooooh, now that sounds like an offer worth taking. :)

[gekkogecko]

Oooooh, now I think I'll take Tess up on her offer. :)


Or would you rather just take Tess?

[dicksbro]

You could just take Tess!

Now that's one fine offer of one really fine lady!

[Pita]

Now I need to offer to do some fine ladies!


Can I be one of your ladies DB? :love:

[dicksbro]

I could be one of your ladies DB? :love:

:irish: Faith and Begorrah, I did find the end of the rainbow! :irish:

[gekkogecko]

:irish: Faith and Begorrah, I did enjoy finding Tess' end! :irish:

Ah, but what did you use to find her end?

[dicksbro]

Ah, but how did you find her end?

I was practicing a braille technique.

[Pita]

I want to practice the braille technique all over your naked body.


DAMN you are a kinky freak that knows exactly how to turn me on. :thumb:

[dicksbro]

Dang, DB, when you turn me on, I want to return the favor. :thumb:

This is better than I hoped for. :)