~FUCK~MARRY~KILL~

[LixyChick]

~DISCLAIMER~

I don't get to "Smut Games" very often so I prolly have no right starting this thread...but I think it could be fun for everyone even if I don't get back here enough to find out. If it sucks pond water...just let it go into the archives or a mod can delete it. I hear this game on a radio talk show that I listen to daily, and each time I hear it I think it might work here. They call it "F", Marry, Kill because they can't say fuck on the radio...lol!

~THE GAME~

Name three famous people (dead or alive) of the same status and sex...ie: all scientists, all actors, all politicians...etc...and all three have to be either male or female. The next person has to say which one they would fuck, which one they would marry, and which one they would kill. Each action HAS to be used and a short synopsis of why should be posted. Don't take it so seriously in that [we] might think you'd actually kill someone...it's just a game of elimination. After you have answered...post three more names for the next person. Got it? It's pretty simple actually...and I'll get it started with an example...

Sammy Haggar
Steven Tyler
Mick Jaggar

*LixyChick comes into thread*

Steven Tyler...I'd fuck because I NEED to fuck that man before I die!

Sammy Haggar...I'd marry so I could go on tour with Van Halen and meet Eddie and Wolfgang (<---method to my madness)!

Mick Jaggar...I'd kill because...well, that's pretty self explainitory...lol!

*Barbara Bush
*Hillary Clinton
*Roselyn Carter






OK...have at it! Hope it's fun!

[asearching1]

*Barbara Bush - kill.... because of her bad taste in men and the moral fiber that is missing from her offspring

*Hillary Clinton - fuck, I'm guessing she would be pretty aggressive in bed and given the other two choices ;)

*Roselyn Carter - marry - this woman is a saint

Next:

Simon Cowell
Rubin Stutters
Kasey Cassem (spelling)

[LixyChick]

Fuck...Simon Cowell because he needs to have the hate fucked outta him!

Marry...Kasey because he might die soon and I'd be rid of him.

Kill...Rubin because he's an ok singer but not all that and a bag of chips!


*Tom Cruise
*Sean Connery
*Vin Diesal

[BigBear57]

Ain't touching that damn list but wishin' the hell I was Steven Tyler. Dayummmmm.

[Steph]

I'd fuck Sean because YOU KNOW he's wicked in the bedroom.

Man, I want to kill both the other guys but I guess I'll marry Tom because I know I could have my own life and lots of money because he'd be chasing guys with me.

Vie should die to prevent more movies with him in them!


Marlon Brando
Humphrey Bogart
Carey Grant

[Pita]

Marlon Brando
Humphrey Bogart
Carey Grant


I would kill Marlon Brando. (Although I don't have to do that now)

I would fuck Humphrey Bogart, he was hot

I would marry Carey Grant, I adored his movies as a kid.




Something for the guy.

Julia Roberts
Katherine Zeta Jones
Meg Ryan

[BigBear57]

Marry Julia Roberts
Fuck Meg Ryan
and Eat Katherine Zeta Jones till she disappears...that's sort of killin' ain't it?

Robin Williams
Johnny Depp
Brad Pitt

[Pita]

Fuck Johnny Depp, he is yummy but a little strange for the long term.

Marry Brad Pitt, he is just perfect

Kill Robin Williams, way to hyper for me




Oprah
Martha Stewart
Katie Curic

[BigBear57]

Marry Katie
Fuck Oprah
Kill Martha, sorry Hon... can't handle the 'tude

George Clooney
Harrison Ford
Tim McGraw

[Pita]

Fuck George Clooney, yummmmy
Marry Harrison Ford, just decent and sexy
Kill Tim McGraw, I don't like country music



Brittney Spears
Christina Augulara (sp?)
Jessica Simpson

[Sharni]

Fuck Tim McGraw

Marry George Clooney

Kill Harrison Ford

Cher
Shakira
JLo

[Slow Ride]

would it count if I marry all of them and fucked them to death¿

[Sharni]

*LOL*...no...good try

[Coaster]

Cher
Shakira
JLo

Gees......... this is a tough one!

Kill Cher......... Cause her voice is like fingernails across a blackboard to me...... and I can't imagine fucking her cause she might start to sing!

Marry JLo...... cause i know she says yes to everyone..... and I can't imagine sticking it in someone that P Diddy did!

So I guess I'm Fucking Shakira!!!



Halle Berry
Gretchen Wilson
Alanis Morrisette

[Lilith]

fuck~ in her cat costume with the whip

dunno who that is

kill~ whiner



Antonio Banderas

Mike Myers

Eddie Murphy

[Sharni]

Eddie ~ fuck
Antonio ~ marry
Mike ~ kill
(i'll take gretchen too :D:D)

Tom Cruise
Sean Connery
Sean Bean

[Steph]

I'd kill Tommy, soooo annoying.

I'd do Sean C(again :))

and marry Sean B because he's so intense and sexy! Good in bed and he'll likely live longer than Sean C. :)


David Bowie
Bob Dylan
Iggy Pop

[OzKristin]

sorry, bu there will be no killing of Mick...him and the boys have put the best music out ever...and for that he's a god lol





Originally posted by LixyChick
~DISCLAIMER~

I don't get to "Smut Games" very often so I prolly have no right starting this thread...but I think it could be fun for everyone even if I don't get back here enough to find out. If it sucks pond water...just let it go into the archives or a mod can delete it. I hear this game on a radio talk show that I listen to daily, and each time I hear it I think it might work here. They call it "F", Marry, Kill because they can't say fuck on the radio...lol!

~THE GAME~

Name three famous people (dead or alive) of the same status and sex...ie: all scientists, all actors, all politicians...etc...and all three have to be either male or female. The next person has to say which one they would fuck, which one they would marry, and which one they would kill. Each action HAS to be used and a short synopsis of why should be posted. Don't take it so seriously in that [we] might think you'd actually kill someone...it's just a game of elimination. After you have answered...post three more names for the next person. Got it? It's pretty simple actually...and I'll get it started with an example...

Sammy Haggar
Steven Tyler
Mick Jaggar

*LixyChick comes into thread*

Steven Tyler...I'd fuck because I NEED to fuck that man before I die!

Sammy Haggar...I'd marry so I could go on tour with Van Halen and meet Eddie and Wolfgang (<---method to my madness)!

Mick Jaggar...I'd kill because...well, that's pretty self explainitory...lol!

*Barbara Bush
*Hillary Clinton
*Roselyn Carter






OK...have at it! Hope it's fun!

[Lilith]

Bowie~ fuck

Dylan~ fuck...if he keeps his mouth shut

Iggy~ freak nasty bitch...fuck



Farrah Fawcet

Christie Brinkley

Cheryl Tiegs

[asearching1]

Farrah Fawcet - kill

Christie Brinkley - marry

Cheryl Tiegs - fuck


Bono

Gene Simmons

Willie Nelson


heheheheh

[jennaflower]

good grief... asearching.. did you purposely go looking at the bottom of the barrell??

Bono... Marry... all that money..

Gene... Fuck.... bet he is good with oral ;)

Willie... Kill....... I don't need his trouble with the IRS. LOL


Maureen Ohara

Natalie Wood

Rachel Welch

[musicman]

Maureen Ohara - marry

Natalie Wood - kill (already dead anyways...)

Rachel Welch - fuck



pepe le pew
Bugs Bunny
Donald Duck

[Pita]

Fuck Pepe le pew because he is loves to love
Marry Bugs because he seems like a hard worker
Kill Donald, just because



Wilma Flintstone
Peggy Hill
Marge Simpson

[Aqua]

Marge ~ Fuck (Yellow skin is soooo hot!)

Peggy ~ Marry (Just cause I didn't want to kill her or fuck her)

Wilma ~ Kill (I don't need some cave chick racking up my credit cards)


Jim Carrey

Drew Carey

Mariah Carey

[Mackenzie]

Kill~Mariah Carey (obvious reasons)
Fuck~ Jim Carrey (my options are so slim)
Marry~ Drew Carey (ran out of options)


Vanilla Ice
MC Hammer
Marky Mark

[Pita]

I would fuck MC Hammer, so I could say I did a once famous black man.
I would Marry Marky Mark, but I am not calling him that name
and I would Kill Vanilla Ice, He has bad hair




Captain Kirk
Mr. Spock
Doctor McCoy

[Lilith]

Captain Kirk~ Kill
Mr. Spock~ Fuck
Doctor McCoy~ Marry


Cheech
Chong
Cher

[Steph]

Cheech ~ Kill
Chong ~ Marry
Cher ~ Fuck


Sting, James Taylor, Neil Diamond

[Pita]

Fuck James Tayor
Marry Sting
Kill Neil Diamond



Tom Brokaw
Peter Jennings
Dan Rather

[Lilith]

Tom Brokaw~ marry
Peter Jennings~ fuck
Dan Rather~ kill

Aquaman
Batman
Spiderman

[Steph]

Aquaman ~ fuck
Batman ~ kill
Spiderman/Tobey ~ marry

Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Robert De Niro

[Sharni]

Fuck ~ Johnny Depp
Marry ~ Orli :D
Kill ~ Robert De Niro

Alicia Silverstone
Alyssa Milano
Catherine Zeta Jones

[Steph]

(I don't know if you like De Niro but I love him. I know you had to choose those two for lovin'. :) )

Alicia ~ marry (she's a vegetarian, too)
Catherine ~ fuck (she's sexy)
Alyssa ~ kill (most annoying of the three)



Chris Martin, Prince William, David Beckham

[Aqua]

Aquaman ~ fuck

WOOHOOO!!!

[Pita]

Chris Martin, Prince William, David Beckham

Fuck, David Beckman, atheltic man in bed can't be a bad thing
Marry Prince William, I like them young and filty rich
Kill Chris Martin, I don't think I know who he is???

Steve Martin
Steven Speilberg
Steven King

[Steph]

(I chose the three because they're all sexy (IMHO) Brits. Chris Martin is the lead singer of Coldplay & Gwyneth Paltrow's husband.)

Oooh, these are some interesting choices.

I would have to marry Steve Martin because I love his writing (!) & acting.
I would fuck Spielberg because he's such an intelligent guy (& I've never been with a Jewish man).
King kinda bugs me lately, I have to say, so I'd kill him.



Harrison Ford
Hugh Grant
Will Smith

[Pita]

Oh this is a hard one.

Fuck, Will Smith because I like to laugh when I am having sex.
Marry Hugh Grant because he is so witty, gorgeous and sexy!!
Kill Harrison Ford. I don't want to but I will!



Pamala Anderson
Carmen Electra
Daisy Fuentes

[Studmuffin69]

Fuck Carmen Electra, because she is one hot and sexy woman. And somewhat of a bad girl.
Marry Daisy Fuentes because she is Sweet, sexy, hot, and she is my dream woman
Kill Pamala Anderson because she just doens't do for me.


Gallager
Carrot Top
George Carlin

[BlondeCurlGirl]

this a bad group of 3!

Fuck George Carlin...he could talk nasty to me I guess!
Marry Gallagher...good for laughs
Kill Carrot Top...do I even have to explain why??

Julie Andrews
Barbara Billingsley (Beaver Cleaver's mom for those who didn't know)
Mary Tyler Moore

[Steph]

Fuck MTM
Marry Julie Andrews
Kill BB


Orlando Bloom
Sean Penn
Johnny Depp

[Sharni]

Fuck Johnny
Marry Orli (naturally *LOL*)
Kill Sean Penn

Alicia Silverstone
Alyssa Milano
Jessica Alba

[musicman]

Alicia Silverstone - fuck
Alyssa Milano - fuck
Jessica Alba - fuck

is that allowed?

john kerry
george bush
bill clinton

[Sharni]

Ummm no *LOL*....:whack:

Good try though :D

[Steph]

John Kerry - marry (get some of the ketchup money!)
George Bush - duh! :)
Bill Clinton - fuck! Mmmmmmmhmmmmm!



Jon Stewart
Peter Jennings
Tom Brokaw

[musicman]

none - not my type :D LOL

heather locklear
pamela anderson
tipper gore

[Salacious]

heather locklear - Marry, she seems the most sensible
pamela anderson - Fuck - must be awesome in the sack...
tipper gore - Kill - too extreme on censorship, relax girl!

Humphrey Bogart
Marlon Brando
Cary Grant

[Pita]

Fuck Humphrey Bogart, he was hot
Marry Cary Grant, Mmmmm I love his voice and he was so sexy.
Kill Marlon Brando, Ewwwwww!!


Jimmy Stewart
Clark Gable
Kirk Douglas

[flutelady]

Fuck- Clark Gable... OMG, what a hunk!

Marry- Jimmy Stewart... One of my all time favorites and very sexy in a down-to-earth kind of way.

Kill- Kirk Douglas... He's never done a thing for me.




Sean Connery
Tom Selleck
Tom Hanks

[Lilith]

Sean Connery
Tom Selleck
Tom Hanks

Fuck~ he's sexy but very sexist

Kill~ his politics are very different from mine

Marry~ He pleases me, and makes me laugh and cry


Lenny Kravitz

Harry Connick Jr.

Josh Groban

[Steph]

fuck ~ you just know he's the best at going down

marry ~ he's such a sweet man & wonderful dad, it seems (gorgeous, too! that accent! *swoon* his singing! piano playing! arrangements! comedy on Will & Grace!)

~gotta kill that pop culture faux opera guy


Jerry Seinfeld
Chris Rock
Jon Stewart

[OzKristin]

Jerry Seinfeld-marry, he makes good money, and i'm sure it'd be a pretty stable thing lol
Chris Rock-kill...after I fucked him...always wanted some black chocolate ;)...his over the top "black lib" is getting to be too much lol
Jon Stewart-fuck, he's kinda cute, and funny..and humor turns me on



Adam Sandler
Mike Meyers
Jon Bon Jovi
(damn my own list just made me start to drool lol)

[Pita]

Tough choice!

Fuck Jon Bon Jovi, obvious reasons
Marry Mike Meyers, he is super funny and sweet
Kill Adam Sandler, sorry baby :(


George Bush
John Kerry
Ralph Nader

[BIBI]

pass...lol :rolleyes:

[imaginewithme]

Bump

Angelina Jole
PeeWee Herman
Richard Gear

[Pita]

fuck Angelina Jole
Marry Richard Gere
Kill PeeWee Herman


Bill O'Reilly
Bill Gates
Bill Cosby

[hardhornyhubby]

Fuck Bill Gates for the money
Marry Bill Cosby for the money
Kill Bill O'Reilly even though I have no idea who he is



Buddy Holly
Elvis
Frank Sinatra

[wyndhy]

Buddy Holly~ marry. those glasses were *adorable* and he could sing to me...peggy sue, peggy sue, Oh how my heart yearns for you ...and i'd do the twist.

Elvis~kill. i've seen graceland. someone with decorating taste like that needs to be shot :D

Frank Sinatra~ fuck. crooked smile *sigh* bedroom eyes and a jaunty fedora.

chuck e cheese
mickey mouse
barney
:D

[WildIrish]

Who are we kidding here?

You know I'd fuck'em ALL!


Alec Baldwin

Stephen Baldwin

Billy Baldwin

[Pita]

Fuck Stephen
Marry Billy
Kill Alec



Daffy Duck
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd

[WildIrish]

I'd fuck Elmer just to hear him scream my name.

I'd marry Bugs because he'd keep life interesting and fun.

I'd kill Daffy because I like duck a l'orange.


C. Everett Koop

Janet Reno

Billy Bob Thornton

[wyndhy]

Who are we kidding here?

You know I'd fuck'em ALL!

LMAO

C. Everett Koop~fuck. he's gotta be desease free, right?

Janet Reno~marry. that man is H-O-T :D :grin:

Billy Bob Thornton~kill. he's creepy to the max

jason
freddy
leather face

[WildIrish]

Fuck leather face because he's got to be really appreciative of intimate attention

Marry freddy...and put him in charge of making salads :D

Kill jason because I'm not crazy about hockey



Pillsbury Doughboy

The Michelin Man

Chester Cheeto

[hardhornyhubby]

fuyck the doughboy (would be nice and moist)
marry cheeto (no idea who it is so taking pot luck)
kill michellin man


xena warrior princess
queen of england
prince charming

[wyndhy]

xena warrior princess~fuck. in this country i'm not allowed to marry her
queen of england~marry. she's gonna die soon and then i could inherit the throne :D
prince charming~kill. the one from shrek was a momma's boy. can't stand mamma's boys.

your next door neighbor
your pharmasist
your mail carrier

[WildIrish]

My neighbor's a real pain in the ass so I think I'd really enjoy bending him over a chair and fucking him hard. :D

I'd marry the pharmacist because with kids...he gets most of my money anyway.

I'd kill the mailman because he loses our mail all the time.



Juan Valdez (from the coffee commercials...donkey included)

Pee Wee Herman

Freddy the Frog from New Zoo Revue

[osuche]

I'd marry Jaun Valdez....I'd always have good coffee, and the donkey could "mow" my lawn for me.
I'd fuck the frog guy......I married a guy who's nickname (literal translation) is frog. :D Really.
Pee Wee Herman? I see no redeeeming qualities. I say kill.


George W. Bush
Paul Simon
John Ashcroft

[BIGbad]

George W. Bush (KILL) the reason is obvious
Paul Simon (fuck) since he is such a small guy taking it up the ass from him wouldn't hurt so bad
John Ashcroft (marry) since he is sick it wouldn't be for to long

Benny Hill
Prince Charles
Tony Blair

[Pita]

Fuck, Prince Charles (Ewwwwww)
Marry, Tony Blair (cutie)
Kill, Benny Hill (I don't know why)


Oprah
Sally Jesse Rapheal
Jane Pauly

[hardhornyhubby]

kill em all you us peeples sent em to our tv screens please keep em over there

Fuck Jane Pauly (don't know who she is but must be sexier than the others)
Marry Oprah (think she got the most dosh
Kill Sally


Sabrina
Kelly
Jill
*(the original charlies angels)

[Lilith]

Marry Sabrina
Kill Jill
Fuck Kelly



Tom Cruise
Brad Pitt
Johnny Depp

[Aqua]

Fuck Pitt, but only after bringing WI in for the 3-way

Marry Depp, He's eccentric, but stable

Kill Cruise, fecking loon. He is not stable.

The Little Mermaid
Lumiere the candlestick
Thumper

[Lilith]

Kill Thumper...that shit would get on my nerves :D

Fuck Mermaid...pretend she's PS

Marry Lumiere...the voice



Fat Albert
Shaggy
Michelangelo

[AZRedHot]

Fuck Fat Albert...can you imagine that "hey, hey, hey" as he came. I'd be dying.
Kill Shaggy. He's the more useless of the Scooby/Shaggy team.
Marry Michelangelo. He's got a steady job, and I like the artsy type.

Julius Caesar
Frank Sinatra
Bugs Bunny

[flutelady]

Fuck- Frank Sinatra. After some nice juicy orgasms, he can sing in my ear mmmmmm :faint:

Marry- Bugs Bunny. The stereotype is "big feet, big dick"... I know this to NOT be true in all cases (particularly in the case of ex-hubby), but it's gotta be true sometimes.


Kill- Julius Caesar. I had a C-section with my youngest child. It sucked. That's reason enough.



Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
SpongeBob
Buzz Lightyear

[Pita]

I will fuck Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
I will kill that annoying SpongeBob
And I will marry Buzz Lightyear



Wilma Flintstone
Betty Rubble
Jane Jetson

[dicksbro]

That's a tough choice ... especially the "kill" part. I'll have to think about this. Hmmmmm ....

[Glyndwr]

I suppose as the thread is called 'Fuck, marry, kill' and not 'Fantasy foursome' it would have to be:

Fuck Jane
Marry Wilma
Kill Betty

Portia - Merchant of Venice
Juliet - Romeo & ....
Desdemona - Othello

[Lilith]

Fuck Desdemona
Marry Juliet
Kill Portia

ok how about these 3??


Barbara Bush
Margaret Thatcher
Nancy Reagan

[A. Grey Foxxx]

You really know how to shoot down a stiffy!

Fuck- Maggie Thatcher - I can see Ole ironpants Riding me! and I love her!
Marry - Barbara Bush - by default.
Kill - Nancy Reagan - Never did like her much.


----------------------

Faith Hill
Sara Evans
Gretchen Wilson

[Coaster]

Ahhhhhhhhhh.... now your talking A Grey!!!


Fuck Gretchen (photgraphed her and she's HOT!)
Marry Faith
Kill Sara by default.......... would it be wrong to fuck her first?


Barbara walters
Meredith Viera
Kattie Katie Couric

[A. Grey Foxxx]

Kill Baba Wawa
Marry Katie Couric (Now that we're married, i get to fuck her, don't I)
Fuck meredith Viera, again and again and again


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Paul Newman
Sean Connery
Robert Redford

[Fangtasia]

Kill Paul Newman
Fuck Sean Connery
Marry Robert Redford

Shakira
Britney Spears
Jo Lo

[mildy kinky cpl]

fuck brittany
marry shakira
kill jay lo very very slowly

adam sandler
paul mc cartney
david hasselhoff

[Pita]

marry, adam sandler
fuck, paul mc cartney
Kill, david hasselhoff

Brittney Spears
Jewel
Pink

[musicman]

marry jewel
fuck pink
kill britney


Simon Cowell
Ryan Seacrest
Leslie Nielson

[Fangtasia]

Marry Ryan Seacrest
Fuck Leslie Nielson
Kill Simon Cowell

Heath Ledger
Mel Gibson
Hugh Jackman

[mildy kinky cpl]

marry heath (he can put his 2 hands on me anytime)
fuck mel
kill hugh then resurect him


olivia newton john
nicole kidman
dame edna

[Pita]

Fuck, Nicole *What a hottie!*
Marry, Dame *what a riot she is!!*
Kill, Olivia *I like her fine, but she is too sappy for me*


Fred Flintstone
Homer Simpson
Hank Hill

[osuche]

marry Hank Hill because he's the best of the lot

fuck Fred Flinstone cause I love the way his feet peddle along when he's excited

kill Homer Simpson because he's not good for much



Paris Hilton
Britney Spears
Jennifer Aniston

[Irezumi Kiss]

Fuck: Britney Spears - her body's so deliciously thick and fertile. And she's been such a nasty pretend-skank lately with flashing her boobs and shaven coochie in public. I wanna give her another baby.

Marry: Jennifer Aniston - she's a quality woman I would definitely enjoy coming home to and waking up next to for the rest of my days, even if her movies are hit-and-miss.

Kill: Paris Hilton - I would fuck her...but next to the choice of Britney, there's no reason to keep her alive.


Sigourney Weaver
Helen Mirren
Anna Wintour