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LixyChick
07-03-2004, 08:45 AM
~DISCLAIMER~
I don't get to "Smut Games" very often so I prolly have no right starting this thread...but I think it could be fun for everyone even if I don't get back here enough to find out. If it sucks pond water...just let it go into the archives or a mod can delete it. I hear this game on a radio talk show that I listen to daily, and each time I hear it I think it might work here. They call it "F", Marry, Kill because they can't say fuck on the radio...lol!
~THE GAME~
Name three famous people (dead or alive) of the same status and sex...ie: all scientists, all actors, all politicians...etc...and all three have to be either male or female. The next person has to say which one they would fuck, which one they would marry, and which one they would kill. Each action HAS to be used and a short synopsis of why should be posted. Don't take it so seriously in that [we] might think you'd actually kill someone...it's just a game of elimination. After you have answered...post three more names for the next person. Got it? It's pretty simple actually...and I'll get it started with an example...
Sammy Haggar
Steven Tyler
Mick Jaggar
*LixyChick comes into thread*
Steven Tyler...I'd fuck because I NEED to fuck that man before I die!
Sammy Haggar...I'd marry so I could go on tour with Van Halen and meet Eddie and Wolfgang (<---method to my madness)!
Mick Jaggar...I'd kill because...well, that's pretty self explainitory...lol!
*Barbara Bush
*Hillary Clinton
*Roselyn Carter
OK...have at it! Hope it's fun!
asearching1
07-03-2004, 08:49 AM
*Barbara Bush - kill.... because of her bad taste in men and the moral fiber that is missing from her offspring
*Hillary Clinton - fuck, I'm guessing she would be pretty aggressive in bed and given the other two choices ;)
*Roselyn Carter - marry - this woman is a saint
Next:
Simon Cowell
Rubin Stutters
Kasey Cassem (spelling)
LixyChick
07-03-2004, 08:54 AM
Fuck...Simon Cowell because he needs to have the hate fucked outta him!
Marry...Kasey because he might die soon and I'd be rid of him.
Kill...Rubin because he's an ok singer but not all that and a bag of chips!
*Tom Cruise
*Sean Connery
*Vin Diesal
BigBear57
07-03-2004, 09:05 AM
Ain't touching that damn list but wishin' the hell I was Steven Tyler. Dayummmmm.
Steph
07-03-2004, 09:13 AM
I'd fuck Sean because YOU KNOW he's wicked in the bedroom.
Man, I want to kill both the other guys but I guess I'll marry Tom because I know I could have my own life and lots of money because he'd be chasing guys with me.
Vie should die to prevent more movies with him in them!
Marlon Brando
Humphrey Bogart
Carey Grant
Marlon Brando
Humphrey Bogart
Carey Grant
I would kill Marlon Brando. (Although I don't have to do that now)
I would fuck Humphrey Bogart, he was hot
I would marry Carey Grant, I adored his movies as a kid.
Something for the guy.
Julia Roberts
Katherine Zeta Jones
Meg Ryan
BigBear57
07-03-2004, 10:48 AM
Marry Julia Roberts
Fuck Meg Ryan
and Eat Katherine Zeta Jones till she disappears...that's sort of killin' ain't it?
Robin Williams
Johnny Depp
Brad Pitt
Fuck Johnny Depp, he is yummy but a little strange for the long term.
Marry Brad Pitt, he is just perfect
Kill Robin Williams, way to hyper for me
Oprah
Martha Stewart
Katie Curic
BigBear57
07-03-2004, 04:48 PM
Marry Katie
Fuck Oprah
Kill Martha, sorry Hon... can't handle the 'tude
George Clooney
Harrison Ford
Tim McGraw
Fuck George Clooney, yummmmy
Marry Harrison Ford, just decent and sexy
Kill Tim McGraw, I don't like country music
Brittney Spears
Christina Augulara (sp?)
Jessica Simpson
Sharni
07-03-2004, 04:58 PM
Fuck Tim McGraw
Marry George Clooney
Kill Harrison Ford
Cher
Shakira
JLo
Slow Ride
07-03-2004, 06:26 PM
would it count if I marry all of them and fucked them to death¿
Sharni
07-03-2004, 06:29 PM
*LOL*...no...good try
Coaster
07-03-2004, 06:36 PM
Cher
Shakira
JLo
Gees......... this is a tough one!
Kill Cher......... Cause her voice is like fingernails across a blackboard to me...... and I can't imagine fucking her cause she might start to sing!
Marry JLo...... cause i know she says yes to everyone..... and I can't imagine sticking it in someone that P Diddy did!
So I guess I'm Fucking Shakira!!!
Halle Berry
Gretchen Wilson
Alanis Morrisette
Lilith
07-03-2004, 11:38 PM
fuck~ in her cat costume with the whip
dunno who that is
kill~ whiner
Antonio Banderas
Mike Myers
Eddie Murphy
Sharni
07-03-2004, 11:41 PM
Eddie ~ fuck
Antonio ~ marry
Mike ~ kill
(i'll take gretchen too :D:D)
Tom Cruise
Sean Connery
Sean Bean
Steph
07-04-2004, 09:44 AM
I'd kill Tommy, soooo annoying.
I'd do Sean C(again :))
and marry Sean B because he's so intense and sexy! Good in bed and he'll likely live longer than Sean C. :)
David Bowie
Bob Dylan
Iggy Pop
OzKristin
07-04-2004, 10:26 AM
sorry, bu there will be no killing of Mick...him and the boys have put the best music out ever...and for that he's a god lol
Originally posted by LixyChick
~DISCLAIMER~
I don't get to "Smut Games" very often so I prolly have no right starting this thread...but I think it could be fun for everyone even if I don't get back here enough to find out. If it sucks pond water...just let it go into the archives or a mod can delete it. I hear this game on a radio talk show that I listen to daily, and each time I hear it I think it might work here. They call it "F", Marry, Kill because they can't say fuck on the radio...lol!
~THE GAME~
Name three famous people (dead or alive) of the same status and sex...ie: all scientists, all actors, all politicians...etc...and all three have to be either male or female. The next person has to say which one they would fuck, which one they would marry, and which one they would kill. Each action HAS to be used and a short synopsis of why should be posted. Don't take it so seriously in that [we] might think you'd actually kill someone...it's just a game of elimination. After you have answered...post three more names for the next person. Got it? It's pretty simple actually...and I'll get it started with an example...
Sammy Haggar
Steven Tyler
Mick Jaggar
*LixyChick comes into thread*
Steven Tyler...I'd fuck because I NEED to fuck that man before I die!
Sammy Haggar...I'd marry so I could go on tour with Van Halen and meet Eddie and Wolfgang (<---method to my madness)!
Mick Jaggar...I'd kill because...well, that's pretty self explainitory...lol!
*Barbara Bush
*Hillary Clinton
*Roselyn Carter
OK...have at it! Hope it's fun!
Lilith
07-04-2004, 10:55 AM
Bowie~ fuck
Dylan~ fuck...if he keeps his mouth shut
Iggy~ freak nasty bitch...fuck
Farrah Fawcet
Christie Brinkley
Cheryl Tiegs
asearching1
07-04-2004, 11:02 AM
Farrah Fawcet - kill
Christie Brinkley - marry
Cheryl Tiegs - fuck
Bono
Gene Simmons
Willie Nelson
heheheheh
jennaflower
07-04-2004, 11:33 AM
good grief... asearching.. did you purposely go looking at the bottom of the barrell??
Bono... Marry... all that money..
Gene... Fuck.... bet he is good with oral ;)
Willie... Kill....... I don't need his trouble with the IRS. LOL
Maureen Ohara
Natalie Wood
Rachel Welch
musicman
07-13-2004, 10:25 PM
Maureen Ohara - marry
Natalie Wood - kill (already dead anyways...)
Rachel Welch - fuck
pepe le pew
Bugs Bunny
Donald Duck
Fuck Pepe le pew because he is loves to love
Marry Bugs because he seems like a hard worker
Kill Donald, just because
Wilma Flintstone
Peggy Hill
Marge Simpson
Marge ~ Fuck (Yellow skin is soooo hot!)
Peggy ~ Marry (Just cause I didn't want to kill her or fuck her)
Wilma ~ Kill (I don't need some cave chick racking up my credit cards)
Jim Carrey
Drew Carey
Mariah Carey
Mackenzie
07-14-2004, 11:20 AM
Kill~Mariah Carey (obvious reasons)
Fuck~ Jim Carrey (my options are so slim)
Marry~ Drew Carey (ran out of options)
Vanilla Ice
MC Hammer
Marky Mark
I would fuck MC Hammer, so I could say I did a once famous black man.
I would Marry Marky Mark, but I am not calling him that name
and I would Kill Vanilla Ice, He has bad hair
Captain Kirk
Mr. Spock
Doctor McCoy
Lilith
07-20-2004, 10:31 PM
Captain Kirk~ Kill
Mr. Spock~ Fuck
Doctor McCoy~ Marry
Cheech
Chong
Cher
Steph
07-21-2004, 07:03 AM
Cheech ~ Kill
Chong ~ Marry
Cher ~ Fuck
Sting, James Taylor, Neil Diamond
Fuck James Tayor
Marry Sting
Kill Neil Diamond
Tom Brokaw
Peter Jennings
Dan Rather
Lilith
07-21-2004, 12:44 PM
Tom Brokaw~ marry
Peter Jennings~ fuck
Dan Rather~ kill
Aquaman
Batman
Spiderman
Steph
07-21-2004, 12:58 PM
Aquaman ~ fuck
Batman ~ kill
Spiderman/Tobey ~ marry
Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Robert De Niro
Sharni
07-21-2004, 01:42 PM
Fuck ~ Johnny Depp
Marry ~ Orli :D
Kill ~ Robert De Niro
Alicia Silverstone
Alyssa Milano
Catherine Zeta Jones
Steph
07-21-2004, 02:12 PM
(I don't know if you like De Niro but I love him. I know you had to choose those two for lovin'. :) )
Alicia ~ marry (she's a vegetarian, too)
Catherine ~ fuck (she's sexy)
Alyssa ~ kill (most annoying of the three)
Chris Martin, Prince William, David Beckham
Aquaman ~ fuck
WOOHOOO!!!
Chris Martin, Prince William, David Beckham
Fuck, David Beckman, atheltic man in bed can't be a bad thing
Marry Prince William, I like them young and filty rich
Kill Chris Martin, I don't think I know who he is???
Steve Martin
Steven Speilberg
Steven King
Steph
07-26-2004, 09:08 AM
(I chose the three because they're all sexy (IMHO) Brits. Chris Martin is the lead singer of Coldplay & Gwyneth Paltrow's husband.)
Oooh, these are some interesting choices.
I would have to marry Steve Martin because I love his writing (!) & acting.
I would fuck Spielberg because he's such an intelligent guy (& I've never been with a Jewish man).
King kinda bugs me lately, I have to say, so I'd kill him.
Harrison Ford
Hugh Grant
Will Smith
Oh this is a hard one.
Fuck, Will Smith because I like to laugh when I am having sex.
Marry Hugh Grant because he is so witty, gorgeous and sexy!!
Kill Harrison Ford. I don't want to but I will!
Pamala Anderson
Carmen Electra
Daisy Fuentes
Studmuffin69
07-26-2004, 09:34 PM
Fuck Carmen Electra, because she is one hot and sexy woman. And somewhat of a bad girl.
Marry Daisy Fuentes because she is Sweet, sexy, hot, and she is my dream woman
Kill Pamala Anderson because she just doens't do for me.
Gallager
Carrot Top
George Carlin
BlondeCurlGirl
07-26-2004, 09:55 PM
this a bad group of 3!
Fuck George Carlin...he could talk nasty to me I guess!
Marry Gallagher...good for laughs
Kill Carrot Top...do I even have to explain why??
Julie Andrews
Barbara Billingsley (Beaver Cleaver's mom for those who didn't know)
Mary Tyler Moore
Steph
08-24-2004, 09:25 AM
Fuck MTM
Marry Julie Andrews
Kill BB
Orlando Bloom
Sean Penn
Johnny Depp
Sharni
08-24-2004, 01:43 PM
Fuck Johnny
Marry Orli (naturally *LOL*)
Kill Sean Penn
Alicia Silverstone
Alyssa Milano
Jessica Alba
musicman
08-29-2004, 07:48 AM
Alicia Silverstone - fuck
Alyssa Milano - fuck
Jessica Alba - fuck
is that allowed?
john kerry
george bush
bill clinton
Sharni
08-29-2004, 01:28 PM
Ummm no *LOL*....:whack:
Good try though :D
Steph
08-30-2004, 11:18 AM
John Kerry - marry (get some of the ketchup money!)
George Bush - duh! :)
Bill Clinton - fuck! Mmmmmmmhmmmmm!
Jon Stewart
Peter Jennings
Tom Brokaw
musicman
09-02-2004, 09:43 PM
none - not my type :D LOL
heather locklear
pamela anderson
tipper gore
Salacious
09-04-2004, 09:08 PM
heather locklear - Marry, she seems the most sensible
pamela anderson - Fuck - must be awesome in the sack...
tipper gore - Kill - too extreme on censorship, relax girl!
Humphrey Bogart
Marlon Brando
Cary Grant
Fuck Humphrey Bogart, he was hot
Marry Cary Grant, Mmmmm I love his voice and he was so sexy.
Kill Marlon Brando, Ewwwwww!!
Jimmy Stewart
Clark Gable
Kirk Douglas
flutelady
09-04-2004, 11:55 PM
Fuck- Clark Gable... OMG, what a hunk!
Marry- Jimmy Stewart... One of my all time favorites and very sexy in a down-to-earth kind of way.
Kill- Kirk Douglas... He's never done a thing for me.
Sean Connery
Tom Selleck
Tom Hanks
Lilith
09-05-2004, 12:39 AM
Sean Connery
Tom Selleck
Tom Hanks
Fuck~ he's sexy but very sexist
Kill~ his politics are very different from mine
Marry~ He pleases me, and makes me laugh and cry
Lenny Kravitz
Harry Connick Jr.
Josh Groban
Steph
09-05-2004, 05:15 AM
fuck ~ you just know he's the best at going down
marry ~ he's such a sweet man & wonderful dad, it seems (gorgeous, too! that accent! *swoon* his singing! piano playing! arrangements! comedy on Will & Grace!)
~gotta kill that pop culture faux opera guy
Jerry Seinfeld
Chris Rock
Jon Stewart
OzKristin
09-16-2004, 08:13 PM
Jerry Seinfeld-marry, he makes good money, and i'm sure it'd be a pretty stable thing lol
Chris Rock-kill...after I fucked him...always wanted some black chocolate ;)...his over the top "black lib" is getting to be too much lol
Jon Stewart-fuck, he's kinda cute, and funny..and humor turns me on
Adam Sandler
Mike Meyers
Jon Bon Jovi
(damn my own list just made me start to drool lol)
Tough choice!
Fuck Jon Bon Jovi, obvious reasons
Marry Mike Meyers, he is super funny and sweet
Kill Adam Sandler, sorry baby :(
George Bush
John Kerry
Ralph Nader
imaginewithme
09-19-2004, 05:45 PM
Bump
Angelina Jole
PeeWee Herman
Richard Gear
fuck Angelina Jole
Marry Richard Gere
Kill PeeWee Herman
Bill O'Reilly
Bill Gates
Bill Cosby
hardhornyhubby
10-18-2004, 10:52 AM
Fuck Bill Gates for the money
Marry Bill Cosby for the money
Kill Bill O'Reilly even though I have no idea who he is
Buddy Holly
Elvis
Frank Sinatra
wyndhy
11-08-2004, 10:11 PM
Buddy Holly~ marry. those glasses were *adorable* and he could sing to me...peggy sue, peggy sue, Oh how my heart yearns for you ...and i'd do the twist.
Elvis~kill. i've seen graceland. someone with decorating taste like that needs to be shot :D
Frank Sinatra~ fuck. crooked smile *sigh* bedroom eyes and a jaunty fedora.
chuck e cheese
mickey mouse
barney
:D
WildIrish
11-09-2004, 11:35 AM
Who are we kidding here?
You know I'd fuck'em ALL!
Alec Baldwin
Stephen Baldwin
Billy Baldwin
Fuck Stephen
Marry Billy
Kill Alec
Daffy Duck
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
WildIrish
11-09-2004, 02:15 PM
I'd fuck Elmer just to hear him scream my name.
I'd marry Bugs because he'd keep life interesting and fun.
I'd kill Daffy because I like duck a l'orange.
C. Everett Koop
Janet Reno
Billy Bob Thornton
wyndhy
11-09-2004, 09:57 PM
Who are we kidding here?
You know I'd fuck'em ALL!
LMAO
C. Everett Koop~fuck. he's gotta be desease free, right?
Janet Reno~marry. that man is H-O-T :D :grin:
Billy Bob Thornton~kill. he's creepy to the max
jason
freddy
leather face
WildIrish
11-10-2004, 10:14 AM
Fuck leather face because he's got to be really appreciative of intimate attention
Marry freddy...and put him in charge of making salads :D
Kill jason because I'm not crazy about hockey
Pillsbury Doughboy
The Michelin Man
Chester Cheeto
hardhornyhubby
11-10-2004, 11:12 AM
fuyck the doughboy (would be nice and moist)
marry cheeto (no idea who it is so taking pot luck)
kill michellin man
xena warrior princess
queen of england
prince charming
wyndhy
11-10-2004, 01:15 PM
xena warrior princess~fuck. in this country i'm not allowed to marry her
queen of england~marry. she's gonna die soon and then i could inherit the throne :D
prince charming~kill. the one from shrek was a momma's boy. can't stand mamma's boys.
your next door neighbor
your pharmasist
your mail carrier
WildIrish
11-12-2004, 11:46 AM
My neighbor's a real pain in the ass so I think I'd really enjoy bending him over a chair and fucking him hard. :D
I'd marry the pharmacist because with kids...he gets most of my money anyway.
I'd kill the mailman because he loses our mail all the time.
Juan Valdez (from the coffee commercials...donkey included)
Pee Wee Herman
Freddy the Frog from New Zoo Revue
osuche
11-12-2004, 12:07 PM
I'd marry Jaun Valdez....I'd always have good coffee, and the donkey could "mow" my lawn for me.
I'd fuck the frog guy......I married a guy who's nickname (literal translation) is frog. :D Really.
Pee Wee Herman? I see no redeeeming qualities. I say kill.
George W. Bush
Paul Simon
John Ashcroft
BIGbad
11-12-2004, 11:05 PM
George W. Bush (KILL) the reason is obvious
Paul Simon (fuck) since he is such a small guy taking it up the ass from him wouldn't hurt so bad
John Ashcroft (marry) since he is sick it wouldn't be for to long
Benny Hill
Prince Charles
Tony Blair
Fuck, Prince Charles (Ewwwwww)
Marry, Tony Blair (cutie)
Kill, Benny Hill (I don't know why)
Oprah
Sally Jesse Rapheal
Jane Pauly
hardhornyhubby
11-18-2004, 10:14 AM
kill em all you us peeples sent em to our tv screens please keep em over there
Fuck Jane Pauly (don't know who she is but must be sexier than the others)
Marry Oprah (think she got the most dosh
Kill Sally
Sabrina
Kelly
Jill
*(the original charlies angels)
Lilith
07-13-2005, 12:44 PM
Marry Sabrina
Kill Jill
Fuck Kelly
Tom Cruise
Brad Pitt
Johnny Depp
Fuck Pitt, but only after bringing WI in for the 3-way
Marry Depp, He's eccentric, but stable
Kill Cruise, fecking loon. He is not stable.
The Little Mermaid
Lumiere the candlestick
Thumper
Lilith
07-13-2005, 01:08 PM
Kill Thumper...that shit would get on my nerves :D
Fuck Mermaid...pretend she's PS
Marry Lumiere...the voice
Fat Albert
Shaggy
Michelangelo
AZRedHot
09-26-2005, 10:52 PM
Fuck Fat Albert...can you imagine that "hey, hey, hey" as he came. I'd be dying.
Kill Shaggy. He's the more useless of the Scooby/Shaggy team.
Marry Michelangelo. He's got a steady job, and I like the artsy type.
Julius Caesar
Frank Sinatra
Bugs Bunny
flutelady
09-27-2005, 06:20 PM
Fuck- Frank Sinatra. After some nice juicy orgasms, he can sing in my ear mmmmmm :faint:
Marry- Bugs Bunny. The stereotype is "big feet, big dick"... I know this to NOT be true in all cases (particularly in the case of ex-hubby), but it's gotta be true sometimes.
Kill- Julius Caesar. I had a C-section with my youngest child. It sucked. That's reason enough.
Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
SpongeBob
Buzz Lightyear
I will fuck Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
I will kill that annoying SpongeBob
And I will marry Buzz Lightyear
Wilma Flintstone
Betty Rubble
Jane Jetson
dicksbro
09-28-2005, 06:28 PM
That's a tough choice ... especially the "kill" part. I'll have to think about this. Hmmmmm ....
Glyndwr
09-29-2005, 04:46 AM
I suppose as the thread is called 'Fuck, marry, kill' and not 'Fantasy foursome' it would have to be:
Fuck Jane
Marry Wilma
Kill Betty
Portia - Merchant of Venice
Juliet - Romeo & ....
Desdemona - Othello
Lilith
03-23-2006, 05:47 PM
Fuck Desdemona
Marry Juliet
Kill Portia
ok how about these 3??
Barbara Bush
Margaret Thatcher
Nancy Reagan
A. Grey Foxxx
04-06-2006, 10:53 AM
You really know how to shoot down a stiffy!
Fuck- Maggie Thatcher - I can see Ole ironpants Riding me! and I love her!
Marry - Barbara Bush - by default.
Kill - Nancy Reagan - Never did like her much.
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Faith Hill
Sara Evans
Gretchen Wilson
Coaster
04-06-2006, 11:48 AM
Ahhhhhhhhhh.... now your talking A Grey!!!
Fuck Gretchen (photgraphed her and she's HOT!)
Marry Faith
Kill Sara by default.......... would it be wrong to fuck her first?
Barbara walters
Meredith Viera
Kattie Katie Couric
A. Grey Foxxx
04-06-2006, 01:37 PM
Kill Baba Wawa
Marry Katie Couric (Now that we're married, i get to fuck her, don't I)
Fuck meredith Viera, again and again and again
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Paul Newman
Sean Connery
Robert Redford
Fangtasia
08-26-2006, 10:38 PM
Kill Paul Newman
Fuck Sean Connery
Marry Robert Redford
Shakira
Britney Spears
Jo Lo
mildy kinky cpl
08-27-2006, 06:46 AM
fuck brittany
marry shakira
kill jay lo very very slowly
adam sandler
paul mc cartney
david hasselhoff
marry, adam sandler
fuck, paul mc cartney
Kill, david hasselhoff
Brittney Spears
Jewel
Pink
musicman
08-30-2006, 06:00 PM
marry jewel
fuck pink
kill britney
Simon Cowell
Ryan Seacrest
Leslie Nielson
Fangtasia
09-02-2006, 01:06 AM
Marry Ryan Seacrest
Fuck Leslie Nielson
Kill Simon Cowell
Heath Ledger
Mel Gibson
Hugh Jackman
mildy kinky cpl
09-02-2006, 10:39 AM
marry heath (he can put his 2 hands on me anytime)
fuck mel
kill hugh then resurect him
olivia newton john
nicole kidman
dame edna
Fuck, Nicole *What a hottie!*
Marry, Dame *what a riot she is!!*
Kill, Olivia *I like her fine, but she is too sappy for me*
Fred Flintstone
Homer Simpson
Hank Hill
osuche
12-03-2006, 02:10 PM
marry Hank Hill because he's the best of the lot
fuck Fred Flinstone cause I love the way his feet peddle along when he's excited
kill Homer Simpson because he's not good for much
Paris Hilton
Britney Spears
Jennifer Aniston
Irezumi Kiss
12-03-2006, 02:31 PM
Fuck: Britney Spears - her body's so deliciously thick and fertile. And she's been such a nasty pretend-skank lately with flashing her boobs and shaven coochie in public. I wanna give her another baby.
Marry: Jennifer Aniston - she's a quality woman I would definitely enjoy coming home to and waking up next to for the rest of my days, even if her movies are hit-and-miss.
Kill: Paris Hilton - I would fuck her...but next to the choice of Britney, there's no reason to keep her alive.
Sigourney Weaver
Helen Mirren
Anna Wintour
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