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Tivboman
05-05-2004, 01:21 PM
Okay, folks. :(
We are in trouble. The English language needs you.
Somehow (don't ask me how), the all the English Dictionaries in the world have been stolen and we are faced with the prospect of never being able to spell again.
So we need you to help us make up a new one. Are you up to the job???
How to play:
Make up a meaning for the word provided and then create your own word. The next person then has to think up an explanation for your word and then puts down his/her own one and so on and so on...
First word:
Snigging
Additional note: Existing words can be used but new meanings must be made up for them. ;)
Lilith
05-05-2004, 02:15 PM
Like snogging but while giggling;)
flumbusticated
Snigging v. The act of pulling an entire thread from an article of clothing when you mean to only to break off the loose end. ie., She kept snigging my new rallsop so I chonked her.
Rallsop
Lilith
05-05-2004, 02:20 PM
Rallsop n. a skirt cut just high enough to show your butt cheeks
flumbusticated
Flumbusticated v. To cause an item to break by exposing it to intense heat. ie., The Jeep was parked so close to the forest fire that it flumbusticated.
Chonked
englishrose
05-05-2004, 02:23 PM
Flumbusticated... From the latin, "Flumbinoantominai" it is what one does in a comprimising situation. The teaming of severe sweating and the uncontrolable high pitched murmour one is unable to keep schtum...
Pliffle
WildIrish
05-05-2004, 02:27 PM
Chonked - v. to move a female from one end of a long conference table to the other, usually during intercourse, so that her skirt removes extraneous dust.
Pfliffle - n. A Portugese Waffle
Postulize
postulize
is the act of lying when you post to a thread!
froat
WildIrish
05-05-2004, 02:56 PM
most people think a froat is what connects the head to their shoulders, but that's not true...
It's a frozen moat! :D
Grindular
IAKaraokeGirl
05-05-2004, 03:07 PM
It's something that takes a lot and lot of elbow grease to break down into teeny-tiny, sand-like parts. :D
froople
gekkogecko
05-05-2004, 03:29 PM
froople (adv) - Behaving in a manner recalling a hula-hoop, especially in an exaggerated or silly manner.
ashtimplet
WildIrish
05-05-2004, 03:33 PM
ashtimplet - n. The outline of a structure after it burns to the ground, similar to the chalk marks around a corpse. Ie: Well, you can see by looking at the ashtimplet, that there used to be a loadbearing wall here at one time.
spoodle
spoodle (n.) - a penis curved by trying to masturbate on a roller coaster ride. (from the act of "spoodling")
pixiotic
WildIrish
05-05-2004, 04:24 PM
Pixiotic - expressing love and warmth for a Pixie, or for Pixies in general. Usually displayed in conjunction with a salute not unlike a patriotic one, but with the hand in a different place.
transvaguous
dicksbro
05-05-2004, 04:30 PM
Transvaguous ... a transsexual that doesn't quite pass.
Frop
Tivboman
05-05-2004, 06:27 PM
Actually this word has two meanings:-
Frop (n.) ~ An action performed by a player/actor when actor having exited the stage.
Frop (v) ~ A wrestling move used to get a submission from opponent.
Introgue
lizzardbits
04-23-2005, 03:07 AM
Introgue (n) the space between the toilet and the stall door in public restrooms.
(in-tro-gewww) named after the noise that women make (Ugh-Ewww) when
they realize that the space is too small to get in the stall with out
having to straddle the toilet to close the door
Luvky
dicksbro
04-23-2005, 04:05 AM
Luvky ... an anglecized version of the Russian luvskikyalotsscuya. Generic term used to describe something pleasing to the senses. For example, "It's a luvky day;" or, "Isn't that a luvky dress you're wearing."
fansexual
lizzardbits
04-23-2005, 07:27 AM
Fansexual (adj) used to describe people that have a fanatical obsession with anything of a sexual nature
limbidious
dicksbro
04-23-2005, 09:22 AM
Limbidious ... (adj) describes arms and legs involved in vigorous foreplay.
Squirtatious
lizzardbits
01-16-2006, 07:42 PM
squirtatious (adj) describes a woman who releases copious amounts of female ejaculate upon orgasm.
Cumactory
dicksbro
01-16-2006, 07:53 PM
An honorary masturbation done by a chosen graduate of the Porno Actor's School.
Sementology
Winston77
01-17-2006, 01:06 PM
The study of the female taste buds
lickabum
dicksbro
01-17-2006, 02:22 PM
An act of impoverished intimacy.
Hobostess
bare4you
01-17-2006, 04:40 PM
Lady who is holding a party for those that ride the rails for travel (at least we used to call them hobos)
Analgism
dicksbro
01-19-2006, 06:02 AM
Chocolate cream (yuck)
Cockdelicious
tastes like chicken
ex: "Her pussy was cockdelicious!"
megalingus
dicksbro
01-20-2006, 06:30 AM
megalingus ... shorthand for "massive linear gushing"
Cunilikus
cunilikus--eating pussy on halloween while dressed as Dwight D. Eisenhower
sliderule
bare4you
01-20-2006, 02:21 PM
A device used to measure the depth of a female's receptor
Nipplerasp
roxanne916
01-21-2006, 12:24 AM
Nipplerasp
the feeling of a man's early beard growth scraping against your breasts (usually early in the AM) that drives you insane with pleasure
dicksbro
02-18-2006, 06:24 AM
Nipplerasp - slang alternative to "tough titty."
Sexdelicious
sexdelicious antonym for expeditious when it comes to sex
v. to slowly perform sex in a manner that could take all night
jloup
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