View Full Version : If I could ....
dicksbro
04-07-2005, 01:02 PM
If I could, I'd bring the beer.
imaginewithme
04-07-2005, 05:28 PM
If I could, I would be having sex all day long.
inmydreams2
04-07-2005, 05:43 PM
If I could I would let you have sex all day long :jump:
imaginewithme
04-07-2005, 05:43 PM
(laughing)
If I could, I would make sure you knew how much I'd appreciate that!
dicksbro
04-08-2005, 02:35 AM
If I could, I'd go someplace where my wife and I could spend all day outdoors together.
SuzyQ
04-08-2005, 10:59 AM
If I could, I'd go someplace where my wife and I could spend all day outdoors together.
Me too, but would be GF or hubby, and somewhere warm on a beach would do just fine, with cold beer.
imaginewithme
04-08-2005, 05:31 PM
If I could, I'd go have sex right this second!!!
blkcat
04-08-2005, 06:04 PM
Oh yep,just like a woman,but if the so came in,so tired,bad headache,so on
and so on, :wave: :grin:
dicksbro
04-08-2005, 06:46 PM
If I could, I'd have tomorrow be a carbon copy of today. :)
imaginewithme
04-09-2005, 12:20 AM
If I could, I would go the extra mile to make someone smile.
Winston77
04-09-2005, 12:34 AM
If I could I kiss all the tears away!
imaginewithme
04-09-2005, 12:43 AM
If I could, I'd make sure winston77 knew what a great guy he was
dicksbro
04-11-2005, 04:08 AM
If I could, I'd try to comfort any pixie in pain.
Winston77
04-11-2005, 05:25 PM
If I could I'd move far far away
imaginewithme
04-11-2005, 05:26 PM
^^I know the feeling^^
If I could, I would probably live on a tropical island all alone :spin:
dicksbro
04-11-2005, 05:26 PM
If I could I'd like to meet as many pixies as possible.
imaginewithme
04-11-2005, 05:29 PM
If I could, I would take on the new job offer
Winston77
04-12-2005, 06:26 PM
If I could I'd give you a better job offer
dicksbro
04-12-2005, 06:58 PM
If I could, I'd give everyone a chance at the job they'd like to have.
Winston77
04-13-2005, 06:07 AM
If I could I would have done it by now.
dicksbro
04-13-2005, 02:40 PM
If I could, I'd make all meetings short ... and sweet.
Winston77
04-13-2005, 03:19 PM
If i could I'd let the Red Sox win the world series
dicksbro
04-13-2005, 03:57 PM
If I could I'd have a big, juicy steak for supper. :drool:
imaginewithme
04-13-2005, 09:36 PM
If I could, I would help inmydreams2 dreams come true.
dicksbro
04-13-2005, 09:36 PM
If I could, I'd turn the clock back an hour so I could have a bit more sleep tonight. :)
imaginewithme
04-13-2005, 09:37 PM
If I could, I'd stop feeling sick. blah
dicksbro
04-13-2005, 09:40 PM
If I could, I'd make you feel better right now.
imaginewithme
04-14-2005, 06:46 AM
If I could I'd get more sleep today and not work
dicksbro
04-14-2005, 02:44 PM
If I could, I'd throw a huge party for you to recognize you for your 19,000th post! Wow, are you someone to admire or what. ;)
imaginewithme
04-14-2005, 05:37 PM
thanks :x:
If I could, I would quit my job now.
dicksbro
04-15-2005, 12:42 PM
If I could, I would sneak out and buy a big Arby's Roast Beef and Cheddar sandwich right now. :)
imaginewithme
04-15-2005, 03:44 PM
If I could, I'd go with ya DB...minus the cheese.
dicksbro
04-15-2005, 03:49 PM
If I could, I'd make it an order for two. Hmmmm ... think it'd get cold if I mailed it? :)
imaginewithme
04-15-2005, 03:51 PM
If I could, I'd just go to ours at the same time as you go to yours...so we can eat "together" hehe
dicksbro
04-15-2005, 05:43 PM
:boink:
If I could, I'd give you a hug for having such good ideas. :hug:
:)
imaginewithme
04-15-2005, 05:50 PM
If I could, I'd hug ya back.
dicksbro
04-15-2005, 05:52 PM
If I could, I'd think of a way to make time at Pixies something we got paid for so it could be another career choice. :boink:
imaginewithme
04-15-2005, 06:20 PM
IF I could, I'd work here.
Winston77
04-15-2005, 09:30 PM
If I could I'd have a very long tongue
imaginewithme
04-15-2005, 09:30 PM
If I could I'd ask for it to come to Florida
Winston77
04-15-2005, 11:11 PM
if I could I make it reach to Florida
dicksbro
04-16-2005, 04:57 AM
If I could, I'd take pictures of that! :yikes:
Winston77
04-16-2005, 06:23 AM
If I could I'd let you use my camera.
imaginewithme
04-16-2005, 07:39 AM
If I could I'd be the willing participant of said tongue.
dicksbro
04-16-2005, 12:16 PM
If I could, I'd sign you both up for the movie rights. :D
Winston77
04-16-2005, 05:31 PM
If I could I donate the profits.
dicksbro
04-17-2005, 03:00 AM
If I could, I'd let it be warm; let the sun shine every day; and let the rain always be gentle and at night (except, of course, in isolated spots where couples wanted to play in it). :)
Winston77
05-01-2005, 06:43 AM
If I could I'd help a friend out of a jam
imaginewithme
05-01-2005, 07:26 AM
If I could I'd grow some balls.........
dicksbro
05-02-2005, 05:01 PM
If I could, I'd try to show you why that ^^^^ would be a bad idea.
imaginewithme
05-02-2005, 07:29 PM
If I could I would make sure everyone in the world only kept happy thoughts.
dicksbro
05-02-2005, 07:57 PM
If I could, I would help with that idea, IWM.
Winston77
05-02-2005, 10:16 PM
If I could I'd be right there with you both
cbass1976
05-02-2005, 10:46 PM
if i could i would go th the moon
dicksbro
05-03-2005, 02:26 AM
If I could, I would let everyone have the temperature and climate they wish they had ... whenever they wanted it. :)
Winston77
05-03-2005, 02:34 AM
if I could i'd go back to bed
dicksbro
05-03-2005, 02:38 AM
If I could, I'd skip work this morning.
Winston77
05-04-2005, 05:35 AM
If I could I'd have someone else take my test
imaginewithme
05-04-2005, 07:03 AM
If I could I would skip work today too.
dicksbro
05-04-2005, 09:57 AM
If I could, I'd write an excuse for your boss, IWM. :)
If I could I would convince childern that banging is not a fun thing to do!! :rolleyes2
dicksbro
05-04-2005, 10:15 AM
If I could, I'd make the world's problems go away.
Winston77
05-04-2005, 10:43 AM
If I could I'd make all my life situations be more enjoyable
imaginewithme
05-04-2005, 12:28 PM
If I could ^^ I would do the same.
Winston77
05-04-2005, 01:20 PM
If I could I'd give^^^^^ HER^^^^ a great big :hug:
dicksbro
05-04-2005, 03:05 PM
If I could, I'd bottle the weather we've got today and save it for when we need it. :)
Winston77
05-04-2005, 07:07 PM
If i could I'd have you ship me a bottle
dicksbro
05-05-2005, 03:54 AM
If I could, I would. ;)
Winston77
05-05-2005, 11:00 AM
If I could i'd make IWM feel better
dicksbro
05-05-2005, 11:43 AM
If I could, I would too. In fact, I'd help any of our pixies to feel better if I could.
Winston77
05-06-2005, 06:39 AM
If i could I'd post more pics for the ladies
dicksbro
05-06-2005, 02:46 PM
If I could, I'd offer to take pictures of our Pixie ladies. :lust:
:D
Winston77
05-06-2005, 09:42 PM
If I could I'd position them for you!
dicksbro
05-07-2005, 04:25 AM
If I could, I'd like to go for a nature hike today.
Winston77
05-07-2005, 08:06 AM
If I could I'd stop the rain
dicksbro
05-07-2005, 08:09 AM
If I could, I'd shake your hand, Winston. It's sunny and bright here with warm temperatures already at 8AM. Ya' did good, feller! Thanks.
Winston77
05-10-2005, 12:43 PM
If I could i'd never let anyone go hungry
dicksbro
05-25-2005, 02:55 AM
If I could I'd find all our ol' missing Pixies and bring them back.
Winston77
05-26-2005, 01:07 AM
If I could I'd get one good night sleep
dicksbro
05-26-2005, 02:59 AM
If I could, I'd get another couple of hours of sleep now.
Winston77
06-16-2005, 07:29 AM
If I could I'd make IAKG go to the doctors
dicksbro
06-16-2005, 03:38 PM
If I could, I'd make all our Pixies wishes come true.
If I could I would make my one wish come true now.
Glyndwr
06-18-2005, 02:57 AM
If I could I'd refer to the starting post in this thread and stroke Tess's ass
dicksbro
06-18-2005, 05:01 AM
If I could, I'd help you by doing the front. :)
If I could I would undo any hurt I caused anyone when I was a fuckin' drunk
Wow.....its been awhile....but I'm done apologizing......I'm lovin' life!!!!!!
dicksbro
06-12-2009, 03:37 AM
If I could, I'd redo yesterday ... one of those blah days when nothing seemed very good. :(
jseal
06-13-2009, 05:46 AM
If I could, I would retire.
dicksbro
06-13-2009, 08:15 AM
If I could, I'd redo yesterday by repeating everything again since, as compared to my post yesterday ... was a terrific day that was a fun day for my wife and I! I'd take a dozen more just like it! :)
jseal
06-22-2009, 06:13 AM
If I could, I would toast Mr. & Mrs. dicksbro at an anniversary feast this evening. :wine:
dicksbro
06-24-2009, 04:27 AM
Why, thank you, sir! :wave: We'll consider ourselves toasted. :)
If I could, I'd cancel the need for the chemo and go for a walk in the park. :boink:
pinkFlames
07-01-2009, 03:54 AM
If I could, I'd pack up my belongings and move to another country.
dicksbro
07-02-2009, 03:27 AM
If I could, I'd keep this weeks wonderful local temperatures all year long.
pinkFlames
07-02-2009, 05:16 AM
If I could, I would arrange rainy nights and sunny days.
dicksbro
07-07-2009, 04:46 AM
If I could, I'd make arrangements for all our Pixies (who wanted to) to meet in Holland in a couple of weeks.
Coaster
07-07-2009, 10:27 AM
If I could, I'd go back to bed!
dicksbro
07-07-2009, 12:22 PM
If I could, I'd lower the temperature outdoors by 10 or so degrees. :hot:
pinkFlames
07-08-2009, 02:31 AM
If I could, I'd raise the temperature outdoors by 10 or so degrees. :p
dicksbro
07-08-2009, 03:42 AM
If I could, I'd take a spaceship voyage tour of the planets.
jennaflower
08-04-2020, 09:03 PM
If I could, I would end my dry spell NOW!
kleclere
08-05-2020, 03:27 PM
If I could I would enjoy ending that drought.
jennaflower
08-05-2020, 10:23 PM
If I could, I would be brave.
kleclere
08-06-2020, 07:20 AM
If I could make it so people didn't want money from us all the time.
jennaflower
08-06-2020, 09:31 PM
If I could, I would never wear a mask again.
kleclere
08-06-2020, 10:18 PM
If I could I would take a vacation.
dicksbro
08-06-2020, 11:33 PM
If I could I'd end the COVID-19 pandemic today.
kleclere
08-07-2020, 07:49 AM
If I could I would be happier naked.
jennaflower
08-07-2020, 10:55 PM
If I could, I would be happier with who I am
kleclere
08-08-2020, 06:42 AM
If I could I would like to help remedy that. ^^^^
jennaflower
08-09-2020, 07:36 PM
If I could, I would go back to school.
my_wldside
08-09-2020, 08:26 PM
If I could I would be Jenna's teacher
jennaflower
08-09-2020, 09:49 PM
If I could, I would have sex right now.
kleclere
08-09-2020, 10:00 PM
If I could I would love to help with that.^^^^
jennaflower
08-09-2020, 10:06 PM
If I could, I might let you.
kleclere
08-09-2020, 10:41 PM
f I could pleasure you completely.^^^^
dicksbro
08-09-2020, 11:59 PM
If I could, being naked would be lawful everywhere all the time.
kleclere
08-10-2020, 08:46 AM
If I could second that motion. ^^^^^
jennaflower
08-10-2020, 10:27 AM
If I could, I would walk on the beach at sunset.
kleclere
08-10-2020, 12:43 PM
If I could I would love to dangle my toes in the ocean again.
jennaflower
08-10-2020, 02:10 PM
If I could, I would cuddle with a partner.
kleclere
08-10-2020, 03:20 PM
If I could enjoy a sexy movie with a sexy lady's head on my shoulder.
jennaflower
08-10-2020, 09:11 PM
If I could, I would give into temptation
kleclere
08-10-2020, 10:14 PM
If I could I would like to be that temptation.
jennaflower
08-11-2020, 02:18 AM
If I could I would go back to sleep
kleclere
08-11-2020, 07:26 AM
If I could I would enjoy a partner in bed with me.
jennaflower
08-11-2020, 10:50 AM
If I could I would go home and sleep
kleclere
08-11-2020, 12:29 PM
If I could I would like to keep you awake. ^^^^
jennaflower
08-11-2020, 02:56 PM
If I could I would steal the covers
kleclere
08-11-2020, 09:19 PM
If I could I would give you the covers.
jennaflower
08-12-2020, 08:37 AM
If I could I would take a road trip
kleclere
08-12-2020, 10:31 AM
If I could I would make a trip shorter.
jennaflower
08-12-2020, 03:59 PM
If I could, I would retire.
kleclere
08-12-2020, 04:12 PM
If I could I would spend more time in nature.
jennaflower
08-12-2020, 06:53 PM
If I could I would go camping at a beach.
kleclere
08-13-2020, 02:48 AM
If I could I would give a lady a massage.
jennaflower
08-13-2020, 09:56 PM
If I could I would cuddle with you.
kleclere
08-13-2020, 10:42 PM
If I could I would love to wake up next to you.^^^^
jennaflower
08-14-2020, 09:46 PM
If I could I would remove the distance between us.
kleclere
08-14-2020, 10:58 PM
If I could I would pleasure a special lady all day long.
dicksbro
08-15-2020, 12:46 AM
If I could, I'd sign up for one of those planned "Space Tourist" flights.
kleclere
08-15-2020, 07:19 AM
If I could I would try to have her believe in herself.
jennaflower
08-15-2020, 06:10 PM
If I could, I would take a nap with a man right beside me.
kleclere
08-15-2020, 10:26 PM
If I could I enjoy a nap also.
jennaflower
08-18-2020, 05:44 PM
If I could I would quench my need.
kleclere
08-18-2020, 10:18 PM
If I could I would help quench that need.
jennaflower
08-19-2020, 09:29 PM
If I could I would be author.
kleclere
08-19-2020, 09:55 PM
If I could I would read what you write.
dicksbro
08-20-2020, 02:31 AM
If I could, I would want to be one of the first to take a commercial ride into space and back.
kleclere
08-20-2020, 09:32 AM
If I could I would make a dream come true.
jennaflower
08-20-2020, 08:14 PM
If I could, I would be skinny.
kleclere
08-20-2020, 10:50 PM
If I could I would help with her being skinny.
dicksbro
08-22-2020, 03:10 AM
If I could, I'd bring peace to the world.
kleclere
08-22-2020, 07:05 AM
If I could I would touch her everyday.
Goofy
08-27-2020, 11:04 AM
If I cud, I be holdin' Clarabelle right now!
kleclere
08-27-2020, 09:37 PM
If I could I would help a beautiful lady sleep better at night.
dicksbro
08-28-2020, 01:01 AM
If I could, I'd go to a NASA rocket launching in Florida.
kleclere
08-28-2020, 01:28 AM
If I could, I would plan on never growing up.
dicksbro
09-05-2020, 03:00 AM
If I could, I'd go back to the 50's when things seemed to make better sense.
kleclere
09-05-2020, 10:26 PM
If I could I would get a large chocolate shake.
dicksbro
09-10-2020, 10:09 PM
If I could I would make two term limits the law!
kleclere
09-11-2020, 01:20 PM
If I could I would second that comment.^^^^^
dicksbro
09-12-2020, 12:00 AM
If I could I would create a 100% safe and effective COVID-19 vaccine and put it on the market today with full medical support.
kleclere
09-14-2020, 08:36 AM
If I could I would help a friend understand herself.
dicksbro
09-15-2020, 04:37 AM
If I could I would offer everyone who wanted one a job that was good for them and paid well.
kleclere
09-15-2020, 08:06 PM
If I could I would make it so people wouldn't want money from us all the time.
dicksbro
09-16-2020, 12:37 AM
If I could, I would make "war" obsolete.
kleclere
09-16-2020, 08:16 AM
If I could I would have my kids and grandkids live a better life than me.
dicksbro
09-17-2020, 01:28 AM
If I could I think I'd like to return to less troubled times.
kleclere
09-18-2020, 01:20 PM
If I could I would make a special someone cum multiple times.
dicksbro
09-19-2020, 12:23 AM
If I could, I would limit the campaign "season" to 3 months.
kleclere
09-21-2020, 09:42 AM
If I could I would like to give the world a coke.
dicksbro
09-22-2020, 11:47 PM
If I could I would make it where people that intentionally harm others would have to pay in like manner.
kleclere
09-23-2020, 02:25 PM
If I could I would like to see politicians live by the laws they make.
dicksbro
09-24-2020, 04:11 AM
^^^^ I agree with that! :thumbs:
If I could, I'd amend our Constitution to make that the law of the land.
kleclere
09-24-2020, 10:46 PM
If I could I would stop all fighting.
dicksbro
09-24-2020, 11:59 PM
If I could, I would find the cure for all forms of cancer.
kleclere
09-25-2020, 08:06 AM
If I could I would let everyone enjoy life to the fullest.
dicksbro
09-29-2020, 01:06 AM
If I could, COVID-19 would be a bad memory today.
kleclere
09-29-2020, 09:18 PM
If I could, I would increase sensitivity.
dicksbro
09-30-2020, 10:59 PM
If I could, rioting and violence would end peacefully and permanently.
kleclere
10-01-2020, 02:19 PM
If I could, I would make the light at the end of the tunnel brighter.
dicksbro
10-06-2020, 02:27 AM
If I could, I'd turn down the volume on TV commercials
kleclere
10-08-2020, 01:59 PM
If I could, I would change fear into confidence
dicksbro
10-11-2020, 02:30 AM
If I could, I'd wish a tree in my yard that's about dead to simply disappear rather than pay the price to have it cut down. :(
kleclere
10-12-2020, 09:57 AM
If I could I would visit a friend.
dicksbro
10-25-2020, 01:05 AM
If I could, I'd head to Georgia to visit our daughter and her family there.
kleclere
10-29-2020, 10:14 PM
If I could I would head to Missouri to visit a friend.
dicksbro
10-29-2020, 10:48 PM
If I could I would see peace reign supreme in the world.
txgrneyes
10-30-2020, 02:12 AM
IF I COULD, i WOULD WIN THE LOTTERY AND BUY THAT LITTLE PLOT OF LAND.
dicksbro
10-30-2020, 05:09 AM
If I could, I'd put an end to violence.
kleclere
10-30-2020, 10:05 PM
If I could I would make it so people didn't want money from us all the time.
dicksbro
10-31-2020, 04:50 AM
If I could, I would I would too! ^^^^
kleclere
11-01-2020, 10:51 PM
If I could I would have it be 70 degrees year around.
dicksbro
11-02-2020, 02:22 AM
If I could it would only rain at night (and gentle, soaking rain, too). :thumbs:
kleclere
11-03-2020, 11:10 AM
If I could I would like a nice warm rain.
dicksbro
11-23-2020, 03:15 AM
If I could, I'd eliminate the reason for wearing masks and keeping our distance from one another.
PantyFanatic
11-23-2020, 05:39 AM
If I could I would be a porpoise in Asa Akira's (https://www.spankwire.com/asa-akira/video34433911/?utm_source=PBWebMedia&utm_medium=PT&utm_campaign=PBWebMedia) swimming pool with a four pound tongue and able to breath through a hole in my head.
PantyFanatic
11-23-2020, 06:09 PM
If I could I would have 500 shares in Plexiglas. :banghead:
dicksbro
11-24-2020, 03:43 AM
If I could, I would have a clean garage to park my car in.
kleclere
11-24-2020, 12:05 PM
If I could I would make life more pleasurable.
Winston77
11-24-2020, 07:00 PM
If I could I would teach the world to spin backwards
kleclere
11-26-2020, 10:20 PM
If I could I would seal the deal.
dicksbro
12-08-2020, 02:23 AM
If I could I'd make the world free of greed, crime and dishonest politicians.
kleclere
12-09-2020, 03:29 PM
If I could I would enjoy a friend for the holiday.
dicksbro
12-27-2020, 04:33 AM
If I could, I'd buy a couple of new suits.
kleclere
12-30-2020, 08:48 AM
If I could I would get a loan for a house.
dicksbro
12-31-2020, 03:25 AM
If I could, I'd make raises for politicians go up or down based on the economy's performance for the previous year limited to the growth/slippage of wages in the private sector.
kleclere
12-31-2020, 10:53 PM
If I could I would have politicians live by the laws they create.
dicksbro
01-01-2021, 05:00 AM
^^^^^ RIGHT ON!
If I could, I'd move out of Illinois! :(
kleclere
01-13-2021, 03:15 PM
If I could I would be able to have a pixie give me her trust.
dicksbro
01-25-2021, 02:54 AM
If I could, I would love to bring harmony to our nation.
kleclere
01-28-2021, 10:45 PM
If I could I would like to try having money to make me happy.
dicksbro
02-01-2021, 03:44 AM
If I could, I wish the TV would keep commercials from being louder than the shows. :(
kleclere
02-04-2021, 12:35 PM
If I could I would have commercials be at the end of a TV show.
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