If I could ....

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd bring the beer.

[imaginewithme]

If I could, I would be having sex all day long.

[inmydreams2]

If I could I would let you have sex all day long :jump:

[imaginewithme]

(laughing)

If I could, I would make sure you knew how much I'd appreciate that!

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd go someplace where my wife and I could spend all day outdoors together.

[SuzyQ]

If I could, I'd go someplace where my wife and I could spend all day outdoors together.

Me too, but would be GF or hubby, and somewhere warm on a beach would do just fine, with cold beer.

[imaginewithme]

If I could, I'd go have sex right this second!!!

[blkcat]

Oh yep,just like a woman,but if the so came in,so tired,bad headache,so on
and so on, :wave: :grin:

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd have tomorrow be a carbon copy of today. :)

[imaginewithme]

If I could, I would go the extra mile to make someone smile.

[Winston77]

If I could I kiss all the tears away!

[imaginewithme]

If I could, I'd make sure winston77 knew what a great guy he was

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd try to comfort any pixie in pain.

[Winston77]

If I could I'd move far far away

[imaginewithme]

^^I know the feeling^^

If I could, I would probably live on a tropical island all alone :spin:

[dicksbro]

If I could I'd like to meet as many pixies as possible.

[imaginewithme]

If I could, I would take on the new job offer

[Winston77]

If I could I'd give you a better job offer

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd give everyone a chance at the job they'd like to have.

[Winston77]

If I could I would have done it by now.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd make all meetings short ... and sweet.

[Winston77]

If i could I'd let the Red Sox win the world series

[dicksbro]

If I could I'd have a big, juicy steak for supper. :drool:

[imaginewithme]

If I could, I would help inmydreams2 dreams come true.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd turn the clock back an hour so I could have a bit more sleep tonight. :)

[imaginewithme]

If I could, I'd stop feeling sick. blah

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd make you feel better right now.

[imaginewithme]

If I could I'd get more sleep today and not work

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd throw a huge party for you to recognize you for your 19,000th post! Wow, are you someone to admire or what. ;)

[imaginewithme]

thanks :x:

If I could, I would quit my job now.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I would sneak out and buy a big Arby's Roast Beef and Cheddar sandwich right now. :)

[imaginewithme]

If I could, I'd go with ya DB...minus the cheese.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd make it an order for two. Hmmmm ... think it'd get cold if I mailed it? :)

[imaginewithme]

If I could, I'd just go to ours at the same time as you go to yours...so we can eat "together" hehe

[dicksbro]

:boink:

If I could, I'd give you a hug for having such good ideas. :hug:

:)

[imaginewithme]

If I could, I'd hug ya back.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd think of a way to make time at Pixies something we got paid for so it could be another career choice. :boink:

[imaginewithme]

IF I could, I'd work here.

[Winston77]

If I could I'd have a very long tongue

[imaginewithme]

If I could I'd ask for it to come to Florida

[Winston77]

if I could I make it reach to Florida

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd take pictures of that! :yikes:

[Winston77]

If I could I'd let you use my camera.

[imaginewithme]

If I could I'd be the willing participant of said tongue.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd sign you both up for the movie rights. :D

[Winston77]

If I could I donate the profits.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd let it be warm; let the sun shine every day; and let the rain always be gentle and at night (except, of course, in isolated spots where couples wanted to play in it). :)

[Winston77]

If I could I'd help a friend out of a jam

[imaginewithme]

If I could I'd grow some balls.........

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd try to show you why that ^^^^ would be a bad idea.

[imaginewithme]

If I could I would make sure everyone in the world only kept happy thoughts.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I would help with that idea, IWM.

[Winston77]

If I could I'd be right there with you both

[cbass1976]

if i could i would go th the moon

[dicksbro]

If I could, I would let everyone have the temperature and climate they wish they had ... whenever they wanted it. :)

[Winston77]

if I could i'd go back to bed

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd skip work this morning.

[Winston77]

If I could I'd have someone else take my test

[imaginewithme]

If I could I would skip work today too.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd write an excuse for your boss, IWM. :)

[Pita]

If I could I would convince childern that banging is not a fun thing to do!! :rolleyes2

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd make the world's problems go away.

[Winston77]

If I could I'd make all my life situations be more enjoyable

[imaginewithme]

If I could ^^ I would do the same.

[Winston77]

If I could I'd give^^^^^ HER^^^^ a great big :hug:

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd bottle the weather we've got today and save it for when we need it. :)

[Winston77]

If i could I'd have you ship me a bottle

[dicksbro]

If I could, I would. ;)

[Winston77]

If I could i'd make IWM feel better

[dicksbro]

If I could, I would too. In fact, I'd help any of our pixies to feel better if I could.

[Winston77]

If i could I'd post more pics for the ladies

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd offer to take pictures of our Pixie ladies. :lust:


:D

[Winston77]

If I could I'd position them for you!

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd like to go for a nature hike today.

[Winston77]

If I could I'd stop the rain

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd shake your hand, Winston. It's sunny and bright here with warm temperatures already at 8AM. Ya' did good, feller! Thanks.

[Winston77]

If I could i'd never let anyone go hungry

[dicksbro]

If I could I'd find all our ol' missing Pixies and bring them back.

[Winston77]

If I could I'd get one good night sleep

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd get another couple of hours of sleep now.

[Winston77]

If I could I'd make IAKG go to the doctors

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd make all our Pixies wishes come true.

[Pita]

If I could I would make my one wish come true now.

[Glyndwr]

If I could I'd refer to the starting post in this thread and stroke Tess's ass

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd help you by doing the front. :)

[jbh3]

If I could I would undo any hurt I caused anyone when I was a fuckin' drunk

Wow.....its been awhile....but I'm done apologizing......I'm lovin' life!!!!!!

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd redo yesterday ... one of those blah days when nothing seemed very good. :(

[jseal]

If I could, I would retire.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd redo yesterday by repeating everything again since, as compared to my post yesterday ... was a terrific day that was a fun day for my wife and I! I'd take a dozen more just like it! :)

[jseal]

If I could, I would toast Mr. & Mrs. dicksbro at an anniversary feast this evening. :wine:

[dicksbro]

Why, thank you, sir! :wave: We'll consider ourselves toasted. :)

If I could, I'd cancel the need for the chemo and go for a walk in the park. :boink:

[pinkFlames]

If I could, I'd pack up my belongings and move to another country.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd keep this weeks wonderful local temperatures all year long.

[pinkFlames]

If I could, I would arrange rainy nights and sunny days.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd make arrangements for all our Pixies (who wanted to) to meet in Holland in a couple of weeks.

[Coaster]

If I could, I'd go back to bed!

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd lower the temperature outdoors by 10 or so degrees. :hot:

[pinkFlames]

If I could, I'd raise the temperature outdoors by 10 or so degrees. :p

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd take a spaceship voyage tour of the planets.

[jennaflower]

If I could, I would end my dry spell NOW!

[kleclere]

If I could I would enjoy ending that drought.

[jennaflower]

If I could, I would be brave.

[kleclere]

If I could make it so people didn't want money from us all the time.

[jennaflower]

If I could, I would never wear a mask again.

[kleclere]

If I could I would take a vacation.

[dicksbro]

If I could I'd end the COVID-19 pandemic today.

[kleclere]

If I could I would be happier naked.

[jennaflower]

If I could, I would be happier with who I am

[kleclere]

If I could I would like to help remedy that. ^^^^

[jennaflower]

If I could, I would go back to school.

[my_wldside]

If I could I would be Jenna's teacher

[jennaflower]

If I could, I would have sex right now.

[kleclere]

If I could I would love to help with that.^^^^

[jennaflower]

If I could, I might let you.

[kleclere]

f I could pleasure you completely.^^^^

[dicksbro]

If I could, being naked would be lawful everywhere all the time.

[kleclere]

If I could second that motion. ^^^^^

[jennaflower]

If I could, I would walk on the beach at sunset.

[kleclere]

If I could I would love to dangle my toes in the ocean again.

[jennaflower]

If I could, I would cuddle with a partner.

[kleclere]

If I could enjoy a sexy movie with a sexy lady's head on my shoulder.

[jennaflower]

If I could, I would give into temptation

[kleclere]

If I could I would like to be that temptation.

[jennaflower]

If I could I would go back to sleep

[kleclere]

If I could I would enjoy a partner in bed with me.

[jennaflower]

If I could I would go home and sleep

[kleclere]

If I could I would like to keep you awake. ^^^^

[jennaflower]

If I could I would steal the covers

[kleclere]

If I could I would give you the covers.

[jennaflower]

If I could I would take a road trip

[kleclere]

If I could I would make a trip shorter.

[jennaflower]

If I could, I would retire.

[kleclere]

If I could I would spend more time in nature.

[jennaflower]

If I could I would go camping at a beach.

[kleclere]

If I could I would give a lady a massage.

[jennaflower]

If I could I would cuddle with you.

[kleclere]

If I could I would love to wake up next to you.^^^^

[jennaflower]

If I could I would remove the distance between us.

[kleclere]

If I could I would pleasure a special lady all day long.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd sign up for one of those planned "Space Tourist" flights.

[kleclere]

If I could I would try to have her believe in herself.

[jennaflower]

If I could, I would take a nap with a man right beside me.

[kleclere]

If I could I enjoy a nap also.

[jennaflower]

If I could I would quench my need.

[kleclere]

If I could I would help quench that need.

[jennaflower]

If I could I would be author.

[kleclere]

If I could I would read what you write.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I would want to be one of the first to take a commercial ride into space and back.

[kleclere]

If I could I would make a dream come true.

[jennaflower]

If I could, I would be skinny.

[kleclere]

If I could I would help with her being skinny.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd bring peace to the world.

[kleclere]

If I could I would touch her everyday.

[Goofy]

If I cud, I be holdin' Clarabelle right now!

[kleclere]

If I could I would help a beautiful lady sleep better at night.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd go to a NASA rocket launching in Florida.

[kleclere]

If I could, I would plan on never growing up.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd go back to the 50's when things seemed to make better sense.

[kleclere]

If I could I would get a large chocolate shake.

[dicksbro]

If I could I would make two term limits the law!

[kleclere]

If I could I would second that comment.^^^^^

[dicksbro]

If I could I would create a 100% safe and effective COVID-19 vaccine and put it on the market today with full medical support.

[kleclere]

If I could I would help a friend understand herself.

[dicksbro]

If I could I would offer everyone who wanted one a job that was good for them and paid well.

[kleclere]

If I could I would make it so people wouldn't want money from us all the time.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I would make "war" obsolete.

[kleclere]

If I could I would have my kids and grandkids live a better life than me.

[dicksbro]

If I could I think I'd like to return to less troubled times.

[kleclere]

If I could I would make a special someone cum multiple times.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I would limit the campaign "season" to 3 months.

[kleclere]

If I could I would like to give the world a coke.

[dicksbro]

If I could I would make it where people that intentionally harm others would have to pay in like manner.

[kleclere]

If I could I would like to see politicians live by the laws they make.

[dicksbro]

^^^^ I agree with that! :thumbs:

If I could, I'd amend our Constitution to make that the law of the land.

[kleclere]

If I could I would stop all fighting.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I would find the cure for all forms of cancer.

[kleclere]

If I could I would let everyone enjoy life to the fullest.

[dicksbro]

If I could, COVID-19 would be a bad memory today.

[kleclere]

If I could, I would increase sensitivity.

[dicksbro]

If I could, rioting and violence would end peacefully and permanently.

[kleclere]

If I could, I would make the light at the end of the tunnel brighter.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd turn down the volume on TV commercials

[kleclere]

If I could, I would change fear into confidence

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd wish a tree in my yard that's about dead to simply disappear rather than pay the price to have it cut down. :(

[kleclere]

If I could I would visit a friend.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd head to Georgia to visit our daughter and her family there.

[kleclere]

If I could I would head to Missouri to visit a friend.

[dicksbro]

If I could I would see peace reign supreme in the world.

[txgrneyes]

IF I COULD, i WOULD WIN THE LOTTERY AND BUY THAT LITTLE PLOT OF LAND.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd put an end to violence.

[kleclere]

If I could I would make it so people didn't want money from us all the time.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I would I would too! ^^^^

[kleclere]

If I could I would have it be 70 degrees year around.

[dicksbro]

If I could it would only rain at night (and gentle, soaking rain, too). :thumbs:

[kleclere]

If I could I would like a nice warm rain.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd eliminate the reason for wearing masks and keeping our distance from one another.

[PantyFanatic]

If I could I would be a porpoise in Asa Akira's (https://www.spankwire.com/asa-akira/video34433911/?utm_source=PBWebMedia&utm_medium=PT&utm_campaign=PBWebMedia) swimming pool with a four pound tongue and able to breath through a hole in my head.

[PantyFanatic]

If I could I would have 500 shares in Plexiglas. :banghead:

[dicksbro]

If I could, I would have a clean garage to park my car in.

[kleclere]

If I could I would make life more pleasurable.

[Winston77]

If I could I would teach the world to spin backwards

[kleclere]

If I could I would seal the deal.

[dicksbro]

If I could I'd make the world free of greed, crime and dishonest politicians.

[kleclere]

If I could I would enjoy a friend for the holiday.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd buy a couple of new suits.

[kleclere]

If I could I would get a loan for a house.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I'd make raises for politicians go up or down based on the economy's performance for the previous year limited to the growth/slippage of wages in the private sector.

[kleclere]

If I could I would have politicians live by the laws they create.

[dicksbro]

^^^^^ RIGHT ON!

If I could, I'd move out of Illinois! :(

[kleclere]

If I could I would be able to have a pixie give me her trust.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I would love to bring harmony to our nation.

[kleclere]

If I could I would like to try having money to make me happy.

[dicksbro]

If I could, I wish the TV would keep commercials from being louder than the shows. :(

[kleclere]

If I could I would have commercials be at the end of a TV show.