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rockintime
12-07-2003, 06:08 PM
The object of this game is for one player to start a sentence with AT LEAST 3 words which the next player must complete. While the sentence can be completed with a factual response, a much better response will be either funny, sexy, interesting, or irreverent (or better yet a combination of these).
After completing the sentence, the player then begins a new sentence (with AT LEAST 3 words) for the next player to complete.
For example, if the first player were to post:
“The capital of California is…”
The second player could post: “…Sacramento”
Now that is factual and correct, but NOT:
(a) funny (unless you really know what living in Sacramento is like)
(b) sexy (unless you get f---ing turned on by city names that have exactly 10 letters)
(c) interesting (unless that just crystallizes in your mind that the city is near where gold was first found in California and has a great railroad museum)
(d) irreverent (unless it reminds you of the politicians “working” there who make life miserable for the rest of us)
So maybe a better response for the second player would be:
“…not big enough for both the new governor (Arnold Schwarzenegger) and his ego.”
(now I just happen to think that while not sexy or interesting, this is both funny and irreverent…but each to his own).
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OK to start this game off, here is the first question for the next player to complete:
The party ended when…
jennaflower
12-07-2003, 06:17 PM
the party ended when.... all the beer was gone and the clothes were put back on
The best part of the morning is.......
dicksbro
12-07-2003, 06:19 PM
The best part of the morning is .... when your spouse surprises you with an oral sex wake up call. :D
What I want for Christmas is ...
rockintime
12-07-2003, 06:54 PM
What I want for Christmas is ... my Christmas Stocking stuffed with a hottttt, sexxxy woman who gives me that morning b-j DB mentioned followed by a wild, frenzied nooner, and a slow, protracted evening lovemaking session (oh, yeah, and a digital camera to record what I’m hallucinating about right now…so, Santa, you can see I don’t want much).
My boss should do us all a favor by …
BigBear57
12-07-2003, 07:05 PM
My boss should do us all a favor by... finding another job.
The best part of my day....
rockintime
12-08-2003, 04:00 AM
The best part of my day … took a slight turn when I stumbled down the stairs hurrying to my major presentation, spreading the note cards for my speech about in total disorder, drenching my white shirt with the coffee I was carrying, and splitting my trousers…from there for some strange reason my day went rapidly down hill.
Drinking a bit too much liquor caused the couple to ...
dicksbro
12-08-2003, 04:31 AM
Drinking a bit too much liquor caused the couple to ... fall asleep early and miss out on their own party.
Sitting naked by the computer ...
LixyChick
12-08-2003, 10:17 AM
Sitting naked by my computer......should be what I change my middle name to! Lixy Sittingnakedbymycomputer Chick!
When push comes to shove, I will........
IAKaraokeGirl
12-08-2003, 10:37 AM
...probably fall down. "Grace" is not my middle name.
If you don't believe me, then...
gekkogecko
12-08-2003, 10:52 AM
If you don't believe me, then how about buying this bridge in Brooklyn I have for sale?
The inflatable love otters came to life and...
LixyChick
12-08-2003, 02:28 PM
The inflatable love otters came to life and.......got too close to the inflatable swinging porcupines that also came to life and...well.....it's a sad story from here!
If I had a nickle for everytime someone called me..........
Teddy Bear
12-08-2003, 02:53 PM
a guy I could take a vacation to Calif...... teddy is not just a guys name. :D
In a big bed all by myself................
WildIrish
12-08-2003, 03:56 PM
Is where I can be found when I forget to tape Survivor for Mrs. WI.
The carpet burns on my knees...
dicksbro
12-08-2003, 05:22 PM
... were not formed looking for dropped coins. :D :D
Licking my lips is ...
rockintime
12-08-2003, 07:02 PM
Licking my lips is....difficult to do when they're buried in a pussy.
Groupies can be identified by…
musicman
12-08-2003, 07:16 PM
Groupies can be identified by…....the amount of skin showing backstage
my first trip to an adult video store resulted in
LixyChick
12-08-2003, 10:24 PM
My first trip to an adult video store resulted in.......my getting a job there and selling a strap-on to 85 y/o man! (you've no idea the story behind that one!)
And when I die.......and when I'm dead, dead and gone.....there'll be...............
*****(and no just singing the rest of the damn song either!)
Lilith
12-08-2003, 11:58 PM
And when I die.......and when I'm dead, dead and gone.....there'll be............... a big ass grave to dig
Bury my heart at...... ( no fair saying Wounded Knee)
Southern Charm
12-09-2003, 12:10 AM
Bury my heart at........ the same place you bury the rest of my body.
Don't sit too close to......
rockintime
12-09-2003, 12:24 AM
Don't sit too close to ... a person who has drunk 8 bottles of beer and ate 4 helpings of beans.
Some say the worth of a man can be measured by ...
dicksbro
12-09-2003, 05:20 AM
... the warmth in his heart and the balance in his checkbook. :)
By the way, Lilith, could we have answered "Bury my heart at ... injured shinbone?" Just asking. :D :D
Good sex begins with ...
gekkogecko
12-09-2003, 10:53 AM
Good sex begins with a shopping list consisting of : condoms, velcro, woodglue.
And yes, this is based on an actual incident.
I've been shovelling so much snow lately that...
rockintime
12-09-2003, 03:09 PM
I've been shovelling so much snow lately that ... I realize it may have been wiser to use something other than my daughter's plastic toy shovel.
Lawyers are most likely to…
dicksbro
12-09-2003, 05:31 PM
Groupies can be identified by ... the number of feet sticking out of the pile.
Oral sex is ...
rockintime
12-10-2003, 01:30 AM
Oral sex is ... physical therapy for a loose tongue and flapping lips.
After a rather uninspired bout of sex, the woman said ...
dicksbro
12-10-2003, 06:01 AM
... maybe I should have sat on an ice cube.
Arriving at work early, the employee said ...
rockintime
12-10-2003, 08:09 PM
Arriving at work early, the employee said ...
..."well kiss my ass and call me Sue, if I go to work now, they'll owe me overtime too.
Eating health foods is ...
dicksbro
12-13-2003, 07:31 AM
Eating health foods is ... often having food for the body ... but not the soul. :)
Having a noonday quickie is ...
Teddy Bear
12-13-2003, 07:33 PM
Having a noonday quickie is ... mmmmm, extremely nice!
Having 'wake-up' sex is.....
dicksbro
12-13-2003, 08:26 PM
Having 'wake-up' sex is.....mmmmm, extremely nice, too! (Remember copying is the most sincere form of flattery. :D)
rockintime
12-14-2003, 04:38 AM
[Hmmmm, well since I don't see a starter, I'll use your comment]
:)
Copying is the most sincere form of flattery ... said the plagiarizing sudent to his teacher.
Swinging can be said to ...
dicksbro
12-14-2003, 06:53 AM
Swinging can be said to ... be more fun than sliding or playing in the sandbox. What's that ... that ISN'T what you meant by swinging?
When the panties come off ...
Teddy Bear
12-14-2003, 02:25 PM
....his eyes look and a smile spreads across his face.
And then once he gathers his wits.....
dicksbro
12-14-2003, 06:49 PM
And then once he gathers his wits.....he's ready to begin a night of passion.
Slowly undressing in front of your lover ...
Teddy Bear
12-14-2003, 07:19 PM
....can be a turn on for both of you.
Cuddling in front of a fireplace .......
dicksbro
12-14-2003, 08:41 PM
Cuddling in front of a fireplace ....... can definitely be a contact sport. :)
A bare butt stick up can invite ...
Euphemism
12-14-2003, 08:54 PM
A bare butt stick up can invite... a barehanded smack, followed by some gentle 'making up'.
A long hot bubble bath on a cool night ...
rockintime
12-14-2003, 10:47 PM
A long hot bubble bath on a cool night ... sets the stage for a hot night of lovemaking.
The politician’s intern ...
dicksbro
12-15-2003, 05:01 AM
... just might end up being called a "hall" girl.
Sex in the snow ...
Teddy Bear
12-15-2003, 10:36 AM
Sex in the snow.... (are you nuts DB? lol) is something I never thought of trying but if your lover is hot enough I guess he'd keep you warm.
Sex on the beach ......
dicksbro
12-15-2003, 12:23 PM
Sex on the beach ... sounds much more inviting than sex in the snow ... but watch out for the sand. :D :D
With only ten days until Christmas ....
Teddy Bear
12-15-2003, 02:11 PM
With only ten days until Christmas.... there are no parking spots within 3 miles of the mall!! (TEN days.... yikes!!)
All I want for Christmas is.....
dicksbro
12-15-2003, 05:17 PM
All I want for Christmas is.....is my two front teeth ... er ... wait ... I've got those. Okay, all I want for Christmas is to have a nice, quiet day with a chance to visit with family.
Every New Year's Eve we ...
Teddy Bear
12-15-2003, 05:32 PM
Every New Year's Eve we ...... open the windows right at midnight, no matter how cold, we welcome in the fresh new year & all the wonderful things it has for us.
For 2004 I hope that.....
dicksbro
12-15-2003, 09:45 PM
For 2004 I hope that.....somehow peace comes to the Middle East.
I like digital cameras because ...
Teddy Bear
12-15-2003, 10:16 PM
I like digital cameras because ..... they offer instant results and you can easily delete your mistakes. (unlike life :( )
You know your addicted to Pixies when....
dicksbro
12-16-2003, 04:57 AM
You know you're addicted to Pixies when ... you log in and immediately notice your free hand is touching yourself. :)
Teddy bears are fun because they ....
SuccubusKitty
12-16-2003, 02:12 PM
Teddy Bears are fun because they are soft and cuddly and remind you of all the good things about childhood.
I like it when my friends.....
WildIrish
12-16-2003, 03:13 PM
I like it when my friends..... get married and have kids, so they can finally understand what my life has been like for years! Rat bastards! ha ha
The next time it snows...
dicksbro
12-16-2003, 06:26 PM
The next time it snows ... I hope it's enough to just stay home. :)
The bedroom is a great place to ...
Teddy Bear
12-16-2003, 09:12 PM
The bedroom is a great place to ..... spend that day when it snows just enough to stay home.
Its so cold out tonight....
dicksbro
12-16-2003, 10:17 PM
Its so cold out tonight....even the icicles are asking for a blanket.
Stockings hung with care ...
rockintime
12-16-2003, 11:13 PM
Stockings hung with care ... are the sign that an anal-retentive is on the loose.
The patient told the doctor ...
Teddy Bear
12-16-2003, 11:31 PM
The patient told the doctor ..... (using her pointer finger to touch)... it hurts when I touch my head, it hurts when I touch my arm, my leg, even when I touch my foot. Doc it hurts head to toe. What could it be? .... The doctors reply: You have a broken finger my dear.
Those who play the most Pixie games....
rockintime
12-16-2003, 11:45 PM
Those who play the most Pixie games.... are the cream of the crop (and have high post numbers). :) [you didn't expect ME to say "have nothing better to do" did you???]
Can spring be far away when ...
dicksbro
12-18-2003, 05:26 AM
Can spring be far away when ... winter is about to start?
The mood was just right ....
rockintime
12-19-2003, 05:17 AM
The mood was just right .... but the cop knocking on the window of the car kept the couple from springing into action.
The entire college class ...
Teddy Bear
12-19-2003, 04:00 PM
The entire college class ..... stripped naked and ran through the campus.
When it's cold outside I.....
dicksbro
12-19-2003, 06:57 PM
When it's cold outside I ... love to snuggle up.
I love for it to snow ...
Teddy Bear
12-19-2003, 09:08 PM
I love for it to snow ..... on Christmas Eve. (It can snow anytime as long as I don't have to drive in it. lol)
A great 'warm-up' drink is.....
dicksbro
12-19-2003, 09:10 PM
A great 'warm-up' drink is ... a Tom and Jerry or a Hot Buttered Rum.
Another great way to warm up is to ...
Another great way to warm up is to ...microwave a bottle of Hawaiian Tropic tanning oil and rub it all over your body.
The best way to clean out a cum-filled pussy is...
PussyWillow
12-20-2003, 01:00 AM
kiss it, lick it, suck it, love it! <blush>
dicksbro
12-20-2003, 04:33 AM
The best way to clean out a cum-filled pussy is...kiss it, lick it, suck it, love it ... and most of all, let me do it. :D :D
I love anime because ...
rockintime
12-30-2003, 08:39 PM
I love anime because ... all aspects of life can be taken beyond life.
The couple's sex toys ...
dicksbro
12-31-2003, 06:29 PM
The couple's sex toys ... were marked for people 18 and older.
New Years Eve is a time to ...
Ryan²
01-01-2004, 05:26 PM
enjoy the new and remember the old.
Teddy Bear
01-02-2004, 05:01 AM
Since there was no new sentence to build on, I'll continue the one just finished......
New Years Eve is a time to ..... enjoy the new and remember the old..... for one is silver and the other gold.
A popular way to spend new years eve is.....
dicksbro
01-02-2004, 05:13 AM
A popular way to spend new years eve is.....to get together with friends and family. (Not very sexy, but it is a good way. :))
Going to work is ...
Teddy Bear
01-02-2004, 05:23 AM
Going to work is ..... going to be hard for some folks who've had time off for the holidays.
Of course if we were all millionaires.....
dicksbro
01-02-2004, 05:25 AM
Of course if we were all millionaires.....we could just spend our day's here at Pixies. (Boy that sounds good. Has anyone talked to Bill Gates or sought federal funding for a research project? :D :D)
When nature calls ...
Teddy Bear
01-02-2004, 05:56 AM
When nature calls ..... depending on her tone of voice you either run to 'empty out', (as my mother-in-law says) OR you seduce your lover.
My favorite thing to do is.....
dicksbro
01-02-2004, 06:29 AM
My favorite thing to do is.....seduce my lover.
(Thanks for providing all the input to my post, Teddy Bear. :D)
As the world turns ...
Teddy Bear
01-02-2004, 08:05 AM
As the world turns.... was a soap opera my gram used to watch.
(I was thinking the same thing bout you DB) :D
With age comes.....
dicksbro
01-02-2004, 01:31 PM
With age comes ... wisdom, wit, intelligence .... and ...
aching bones. :(
Happy days are here again ...
Teddy Bear
01-02-2004, 04:45 PM
Happy days are here again .... the sky above is clear again..... lol, all I could think of was the song. :D
It snowed in the morning, now its.....
rockintime
01-02-2004, 08:18 PM
It snowed in the morning, now its.....time for a hot toddy followed by hot sex.
Grabbing the blindfold and feather, he ...
Summer
01-02-2004, 08:35 PM
Grabbing the blindfold and feather, he will definitely be begging for mercy.
Jumping up and down I realized ...
Lilith
01-02-2004, 09:41 PM
Jumping up and down I realized, I needed a better bra:D
Little did he know, but behind her back...
dicksbro
01-03-2004, 06:59 PM
Little did he know, but behind her back...she held the restraining device, a gag, and a blindfold.
Once he was secured ...
rockintime
01-05-2004, 09:30 PM
Once he was secured ... and twice he escaped.
Are you happy to see me or is that ...
dicksbro
01-06-2004, 04:35 AM
Are you happy to see me or is that ... just a way to keep your hand warm?
Slip out of those clothes and ...
Sweetness
01-06-2004, 11:41 PM
Slip out of those clothes and ... back into bed.
For the first time we managed to ...........
dicksbro
01-07-2004, 04:04 AM
For the first time we managed to ........... have our time uninterrupted.
Only after the sun went down ...
Bestrafer Engel
01-08-2004, 11:45 PM
Only after the sun went down ...Did the orgy get going
With any luck whatsoever......
With any luck whatsoever.... I'll figure out who has the keys to these handcuffs.
It's amazing to me that...
rockintime
01-09-2004, 08:29 PM
It's amazing to me that ... I've got any work done since starting playing Pixie games.
Wriggling her ass, she ...
Sugarsprinkles
01-09-2004, 08:59 PM
Wriggling her ass, she finally managed to get her 2 sizes too small jeans on.
If it weren't for bad luck.............
Bestrafer Engel
01-10-2004, 03:30 AM
If it weren't for bad luck...I would have no luck whatsoever
If i had one wish....
...I would have to word it just right to enhance my sexual pleasure giving to its utmost
sneaking in naked with a roll of duct tape, lollipops and....
dicksbro
01-10-2004, 07:12 AM
Sneaking in naked with a roll of duct tape, lollipops and....a set of instructions, I was ready to build the bike.
She sat there ...
rockintime
01-11-2004, 08:09 PM
She sat there ... with a smile on her face following their mad, passionate sex.
Removing the last stitch of her clothing ...
Teddy Bear
01-12-2004, 01:18 PM
Removing the last stitch of her clothing..... gave her goose-bumps and she shivered.
I want to warm up by....
Bestrafer Engel
01-12-2004, 09:58 PM
I want to warm up by...Taking a chika to bed and snugglin
Have you ever wanted to.....
Teddy Bear
01-12-2004, 10:11 PM
Have you ever wanted to..... make love under the stars, on a warm summer night?
As she walked slowly toward him.....
rockintime
01-13-2004, 05:40 AM
As she walked slowly toward him..... his eyes devoured her body and flashed with desire.
Fumbling with the buttons of her blouse ...
Teddy Bear
01-13-2004, 05:58 AM
Fumbling with the buttons of her blouse ..... reminded her of why she usually wore pull-over tops. ;)
She glanced at the front of his....
rockintime
01-13-2004, 05:42 PM
She glanced at the front of his.... pants and the glance turned into a stare, then a licking of her lips.
(well a guy can wish, can't he :D )
The party concluded with ...
Teddy Bear
01-14-2004, 08:14 AM
The party concluded with ..... hugs & kisses and promises to keep in touch.
But they knew thier private party would.....
Sweetness
01-14-2004, 04:58 PM
continue all night.
Minutes ticked by until ............
Bestrafer Engel
01-15-2004, 11:55 PM
Minutes ticked by until...finally they git pissed and threw the other guests out, so they could have a private party.
After everyone left he chased her....
rockintime
01-16-2004, 02:20 AM
After everyone left he chased her....through the house as they each stripped off their clothes tossing them helter skelter.
Sitting in the back row of the movies, the couple ...
Sugarsprinkles
01-16-2004, 09:44 AM
Sitting in the back row of the movies, the couple ...was too busy groping each other to watch the movie.
They wanted to try something new so.........
rockintime
01-16-2004, 04:37 PM
They wanted to try something new so.........they would have something to write about in the sexual positions book they were writing.
Politicians often make the mistake of ...
Teddy Bear
01-16-2004, 09:12 PM
Politicians often make the mistake of ..... opening thier mouth and talking.
First thing I'm going to do this spring is....
rockintime
01-16-2004, 11:38 PM
First thing I'm going to do this spring is....thaw my toes out.
Rummaging through the drawer, he ....
Teddy Bear
01-16-2004, 11:42 PM
Rummaging through the drawer, he .... smiled to himself, thinking of her wearing the silky panties.
But at last he found what he'd been looking for, the.....
rockintime
01-17-2004, 03:46 AM
But at last he found what he'd been looking for, the.....restraints, blindfold, flogger, and digital camera.
My favorite exercise is ...
Teddy Bear
01-17-2004, 07:53 PM
My favorite exercise is ..... the horizontal tango. ;)
I am thinking that it...
rockintime
01-18-2004, 10:02 PM
I am thinking that it...was good I finally tried Pixies, chatting, and IM'ng.
Many people like to ...
dicksbro
01-20-2004, 04:20 PM
Many people like to ... have sex with the lights off. Were there lights? :)
Let's play Tarzan and Jane and ....
rockintime
01-21-2004, 02:48 AM
Let's play Tarzan and Jane and .... have sex in that big tree over there.
Not all women ....
Not all women like to cook.
Please, go down................
dicksbro
01-21-2004, 02:28 PM
Please, go down ................ on me. :D
I love it when ...
rockintime
01-21-2004, 05:13 PM
I love it when ... she gets that look in her eye. ;)
Women with bare midriffs ...
don't always look as good as they think they do.
People are just not........
rockintime
01-21-2004, 05:54 PM
People are just not........getting how down-right sexy I really am...now why is that? LOL :D
In the sports car, she put her top down and ...
dicksbro
01-21-2004, 06:33 PM
LOL rockintime. :)
In the sports car, she put her top down and ... her legs up. :)
As the sun rose in the east ...
rockintime
01-21-2004, 07:46 PM
As the sun rose in the east ... his hard-on rose in the sack.
It's gonna be a long ....
dicksbro
01-21-2004, 07:53 PM
It's gonna be a long ... trip if we have to walk.
Oh no, not ....
rockintime
01-21-2004, 07:55 PM
Oh no, not .... the whip again, Lilith. :D
Unfastening his belt, ...
dicksbro
01-21-2004, 07:56 PM
Unfastening his belt, ... he realized his pants were too big and they fell down.
Kneeling in front ...
jennaflower
01-21-2004, 08:52 PM
Kneelin in front of ******* I quickly unzipped his pants, opened my mouth, and touched the tip of my tongue to his very hard cock.
The taste of....
dicksbro
01-21-2004, 09:22 PM
The taste of ... her was intoxicating to my senses.
Waking up early ...
jennaflower
01-21-2004, 09:24 PM
Waking up early, I realize that last night was only a dream.
The batteries go dead....
rockintime
01-22-2004, 02:07 AM
The batteries go dead .... forcing a reversion to the trusty old finger.
The birds and the bees ...
dicksbro
01-22-2004, 07:25 AM
The birds and the bees ... means that spring is on it's way and with it ... MATING SEASON! :D :D
You take the high road ...
rockintime
01-22-2004, 06:57 PM
You take the high road ... because you can be sure as hell that I'll be taking the low road.
:D
When will you want ...
dicksbro
01-22-2004, 08:16 PM
When will you want ... to renew your annual "Perving for Fun and Profit Association" membership card?
Oh, crap ...
Teddy Bear
01-22-2004, 11:04 PM
Oh, crap.... I'm so slow in giving DB his welcome back hug, he probably thinks I didn't notice his absence and happy return to pixies. (((((DB))))) glad ur back!! :D
Now, from the very beginning.....
dicksbro
01-23-2004, 12:03 PM
Now, from the very beginning.....lets review each of the Kama Sutra positions. :D :D
(Thanks, TB)
Rubbing it ...
rockintime
01-23-2004, 03:14 PM
Rubbing it ... with something warm, soft and wet is just what the doctor prescribed, and would I lie, honey?
Jumping onto the bed ...
dicksbro
01-23-2004, 04:36 PM
Jumping onto the bed ... his excitement visibly bobbed up and down.
Running on empty ...
rockintime
01-26-2004, 07:02 PM
Running on empty ... means it time to enliven the relationship.
If it weren't for work ...
dicksbro
01-26-2004, 07:22 PM
If it weren't for work ... there'd be more time for pleasure. (Less money ... but more time :D)
Vanilla ice cream ...
rockintime
01-26-2004, 07:31 PM
Vanilla ice cream ... may not be unusual but is delicious, much like a familiar partner.
Placing his fingers on ....
dicksbro
01-26-2004, 07:41 PM
Placing his fingers on .... her sensitive spots always yielded results.
Tricks are for kids ...
denny
01-26-2004, 10:47 PM
Tricks are for kids ... you silly rabbit!
For that Elvis Look.......
dicksbro
01-27-2004, 05:15 AM
For that Elvis Look.......you really need a sequined jacket.
When shopping for fresh meat ...
rockintime
01-31-2004, 10:13 AM
When shopping for fresh meat ... you're unlikely to find it in the Yellow Pages, but you can let your fingers do the walking.
She was a posterchild for ....
dicksbro
01-31-2004, 12:22 PM
She was a posterchild for ... the "future Pixies of the World" campaign.
Nothing is so wonderful as ...
osuche
01-31-2004, 03:12 PM
Nothing is so wonderful as ...sex an a Saturday.
I have a craving for...
dicksbro
01-31-2004, 06:03 PM
I have a craving for... a night of romantic sex.
The odds are ...
rockintime
01-31-2004, 07:03 PM
The odds are ... this isn't the night I'm gonna get it. :(
Forgetting to close the blinds ...
dicksbro
01-31-2004, 07:39 PM
Forgetting to close the blinds ... can add an element of danger to the moment.
Hopping on one foot ...
rockintime
01-31-2004, 11:48 PM
Hopping on one foot ... would be one helluva tough way to engage in sex.
We rented an adult movie and ...
dicksbro
02-01-2004, 04:34 AM
We rented an adult movie and ... were surprised to see our neighbors were the stars. (oops)
During the Super Bowl ...
rockintime
02-01-2004, 08:53 PM
During the Super Bowl ... Pats and Cats fans screams of "yes, yes, yes" probably won't be related to sex.
The fire in the fireplace led to ...
osuche
02-01-2004, 10:17 PM
...sex on the rug.
The candles on the mantle...
Sugarsprinkles
02-01-2004, 10:36 PM
Would make interesting 'toys'. :D
Her husband found her stash of 'toys'...............
osuche
02-02-2004, 10:44 AM
...and he ran screaming out the door. :p
Too many weeks of travel...
dicksbro
02-02-2004, 11:22 AM
Too many weeks of travel...left the condom wrapper soiled and crumpled.
Moonlight and roses ...
osuche
02-02-2004, 11:25 AM
Moonlight and roses ... are aphrodesiacs for some women (but not me...hate roses)
A hug from a friend...
dicksbro
02-02-2004, 12:00 PM
A hug from a friend ... can do wonders if you're feeling blue.
An erection a day ...
osuche
02-02-2004, 01:06 PM
An erection a day ... keeps the Viagra away.
A naughty picture a day...
WildIrish
02-02-2004, 01:09 PM
A naughty picture a day keeps my penis from turning gray.
My car is so old...
Sugarsprinkles
02-02-2004, 01:44 PM
that if anyone steals it, they deserve what they get.
I've got underwear older than........
osuche
02-02-2004, 02:00 PM
SS..... (you probably) I've got underwear older than........ me !
:p
Lighter fluid is very useful when...
Sugarsprinkles
02-02-2004, 03:43 PM
Lighter fluid is very useful when.........................you run out of charcoal lighter fluid :D ( Yes, I KNOW they aren't interchangable......I'm only finishing a sentence, not recommending it! :D:D:D )
I'm really not as foolish as.............
dicksbro
02-02-2004, 05:51 PM
I'm really not as foolish as ... I probably seem.
On the other hand, I may be as ...
osuche
02-02-2004, 08:45 PM
On the other hand, I may be as ... foolish as I look.
I'm easy to please when....
rockintime
02-02-2004, 09:48 PM
I'm easy to please when.... you do things the way I tell you to.
After carrying her through the door ...
denny
02-02-2004, 09:52 PM
After carrying her through the door he ravaged her on the entry carpet.
I look especially bright when...
osuche
02-02-2004, 09:54 PM
I look especially bright when... you compare me to a group of imbeciles.
I look especially beautiful when...
denny
02-02-2004, 09:56 PM
I get to see your face.
I look extremely sexy when.....
osuche
02-02-2004, 09:57 PM
...I think about being with you.
I look extremely tired when...
rockintime
02-02-2004, 09:58 PM
I look extremely sexy when..... when you've had 15 or 20 good stiff drinks.
I look extremely strong when ...
denny
02-02-2004, 09:59 PM
I stay up all night IMing a special friend.
I am very horny when.........
rockintime
02-02-2004, 10:01 PM
damn you two are fast at replying. :D
I am very horny when ... well, forget when, make that always.
I am very happy when ...
dicksbro
02-04-2004, 07:26 AM
I am very happy when ... I'm posting at Pixies.
I think orgies ...
rockintime
02-04-2004, 03:43 PM
I think orgies ... should only occur after an invitation has been sent to me. :D
Is this a good time to ...
dicksbro
02-04-2004, 06:15 PM
Is this a good time to ... check the mailbox? :D
I'm ready to ...
denny
02-05-2004, 02:15 AM
I'm ready to ...accept the orgy invitation in my mailbox.
I can't quite......
dicksbro
02-05-2004, 02:33 PM
I can't quite......find it. Could it have been included with the telephone bill?
I'm hoping that ...
lakritze
02-05-2004, 06:17 PM
I'm hoping that....I can get it up if and when I am invited to an orgy................ I am waiting for your.......
rockintime
02-05-2004, 10:37 PM
I am waiting for your.......call to let me know when to cum (I mean come).
It was too late when ...
osuche
02-07-2004, 01:04 PM
It was too late when ... you started the orgy without me.
Don't worry, I'll....
dicksbro
02-07-2004, 02:01 PM
Don't worry, I'll .... see if there isn't another one starting soon.
If there is one ...
...web site that get's me hard, it's gotta be pixies-place!
One way to clean cum out of a pussy...
osuche
02-07-2004, 11:00 PM
One way to clean cum out of a pussy... is witha full brigade of tongues!
I wish I was able...
dicksbro
02-08-2004, 06:20 AM
I wish I was able ... to do something really special for my wife.
I keep hoping ...
osuche
02-08-2004, 09:41 AM
I keep hoping ... I'm imagining that my purse got stolen
I would like...
musicman
02-08-2004, 02:50 PM
I would like - to kick the crap of the person that stole osuche's purse
Whatever became of
osuche
02-08-2004, 08:20 PM
Whatever became of...respect for personal property?
When I am feeling lonely...
maddy
02-09-2004, 09:30 PM
When I am feeling lonely ... I curl up with a good novel and five or six pillows in bed.
Tomorro I will...
dicksbro
02-10-2004, 05:06 AM
Tomorrow I will be a day older. :)
Approaching climax ...
osuche
02-10-2004, 09:22 AM
Approaching climax ... is the most delicious state of arousal
Thinking about sex ...
dicksbro
02-10-2004, 10:52 AM
certainly gets the body thinking. :)
Having fun is ...
musicman
02-10-2004, 07:05 PM
Having fun is ...something I am doing right now
Needing sex is like....
dicksbro
02-11-2004, 04:31 AM
Needing sex is like....being hungry, but more compelling. :D
Singing in the rain ...
OziJuggalo
02-11-2004, 04:58 AM
is like singing in a shower fully dressed with out soap
waking up in a strangers bed is like
musicman
02-11-2004, 08:30 AM
waking up in a strangers bed is like looking over and wondering who you're in bed with.....
being anal retentive is like
osuche
02-11-2004, 09:48 AM
being anal retentive is like...being Rainman and Monk in one body
I enjoy fishing as much as...
musicman
02-11-2004, 07:01 PM
I enjoy fishing about as much as sleeping on my head
I wonder as I wander..........
dicksbro
02-12-2004, 11:42 AM
I wonder as I wander... if my wanderings cause wonder.
I'll have a piece ...
musicman
02-12-2004, 08:49 PM
I'll have a piece of my wife's amazing baking (not everything has to be about sex! LOL)
I was curious about
osuche
02-12-2004, 11:31 PM
I was curious about ...what you prefer your wife to bake?
I have a dream...
dicksbro
02-13-2004, 11:01 AM
I have a dream ... where everything works out so we can meet more Pixies this year. :)
I'm really feeling happy ....
musicman
02-13-2004, 07:28 PM
I'm really feeling happy ....because it's the weekend....
just because I can......
osuche
02-13-2004, 07:40 PM
just because I can......I will spend some time on Pixies.
I love Pixies because...
musicman
02-13-2004, 07:41 PM
I love Pixies because...it's full of good friends
I perv on pixies because
dicksbro
02-13-2004, 07:49 PM
I perv on pixies because ... Pixie ladies are unsurpassed for being sexy!
I feel especially horny ...
musicman
02-13-2004, 07:50 PM
I feel especially horny ...because it's been a few days since I've had sex
I need to relieve some stress because
osuche
02-13-2004, 07:52 PM
I need to relieve some stress because...I spent all day in conference calls
I need to go soon because...
musicman
02-13-2004, 07:53 PM
I need to go soon because...my wife will be out of the shower
I'm hoping to find some time
osuche
02-13-2004, 07:53 PM
I'm hoping to find some time...soon to chat
I'm going to miss...
musicman
02-13-2004, 07:54 PM
I'm going to miss...you when you go
I need some quality chat time with
Teddy Bear
02-16-2004, 07:58 AM
I need some quality chat time with... that special someone who turns my world upside down.
Did you know that...
imaginewithme
02-16-2004, 11:18 AM
Did you know that...I am 31 years old?
The last time I went to....
rockintime
02-16-2004, 06:03 PM
The last time I went to ... a resort everything was great except I couldn't spend much time on Pixies. :)
Perhaps now is the time to ...
imaginewithme
02-16-2004, 08:10 PM
Perhaps now is the time to... get off line and spend time wiht hubby.
Tomorrow I have to....
Lilith
02-16-2004, 10:03 PM
Tomorrow I have to....be carpool bitch for the stinky middle school boys:p
I am the only one who....
musicman
02-16-2004, 10:38 PM
I am the only one who....knew what I was going to write....
somehow, somewhere
dicksbro
02-17-2004, 04:23 AM
Somehow, somewhere ... sometime ... something will happen.
What would you do ....
osuche
02-17-2004, 09:44 AM
What would you do .... if you had an entire day to yourself?
First I would start with....
dicksbro
02-17-2004, 03:07 PM
First I would start with....a good breakfast.
Then I'd want to ....
Teddy Bear
02-17-2004, 06:40 PM
Then I'd want to .... kiss and cuddle for awhile.
Followed by some.....
dicksbro
02-17-2004, 07:17 PM
Followed by some.....intimacy, that could be the perfect way to spend a day. :)
I love touching ...
rockintime
02-17-2004, 08:16 PM
I love touching ... with my eyes closed, experiencing just by feel.
Fingers barely touching brought about ...
dicksbro
02-18-2004, 04:46 AM
Fingers barely touching brought about ... a feeling of intense excitement!
Glass houses ...
thereIam
02-19-2004, 02:55 AM
Glass houses...are a real bummer to keep clean.
Better value, 50% more ...
Porn_king
02-19-2004, 03:55 AM
better value, 50% more hard on.
the only thing i really want in life is......
dicksbro
02-19-2004, 12:53 PM
the only thing i really want in life is...is time with my wife and success for our children and grand-children
Being sentimental ....
rockintime
02-19-2004, 02:29 PM
Being sentimental ... is just what the makers of Kleenex want everybody to be.
When the movie started ...
dicksbro
02-19-2004, 02:39 PM
When the movie started ... I quick munching on the popcorn quite so fast. :)
Movie theatres need ...
musicman
02-19-2004, 09:11 PM
Movie theatres need ...cheaper tickets and cheaper food
the producers of law & order and CSI
rockintime
02-20-2004, 05:55 AM
The producers of law and order and CSI ... must only have about 45 more spinoffs left.
If Dolly Parton was President ...
musicman
02-20-2004, 08:27 AM
If Dolly Parton was President ...Mounds would be the official chocolate bar of the White House
hilary clinton should have
imaginewithme
02-20-2004, 10:50 AM
Hilary Clinton should have ----divorced his butt!
If I had anywhere in the world to go to.....
dicksbro
02-20-2004, 12:10 PM
If I had anywhere in the world to go to.....I would try to make a place I knew Pixies lived or were close to.
rockintime
02-20-2004, 06:18 PM
Hey, DB, ya forgot to restart a sentence :D , so here's a starter:
Her skin-tight pants ...
paprclphd
02-20-2004, 06:21 PM
Her skin tight pants - caused a rash in that "special" area.
The best thing about Friday is......
dicksbro
02-20-2004, 06:23 PM
The best thing about Friday is ...... I don't have to work again until Monday!
Sex in the evening ...
(Sorry about earlier :()
rockintime
02-21-2004, 04:24 AM
Sex in the evening ... following sex in the morning and sex in the afternoon makes for a VERY fine day.
[No problem, DB, easy enough to do...you were probably just rushing between games too fast.]
The pictures in the book ...
dicksbro
02-21-2004, 05:44 AM
The pictures in the book ... provided ideas for their lovemaking session.
While you're shopping, get me ...
musicman
02-21-2004, 07:33 AM
While you're shopping, get me ...get me a pop up book
I need a pop up book for
imaginewithme
02-21-2004, 10:36 AM
I need a pop up book for pixies stories!
When you go to breakfast....
dicksbro
02-21-2004, 03:22 PM
When you go to breakfast....take some money. :D :D
When the sun comes out ...
nikanik
02-21-2004, 10:32 PM
When the sun comes out most hooker go in
Tommorrow will be the day i
musicman
02-22-2004, 02:47 AM
Tomorrow will be the day i might actually sleep in
I wish I could sleep because
dicksbro
02-22-2004, 05:27 AM
I wish I could sleep because ... I'm really feeling tired.
Sex is really fun ...
thereIam
02-22-2004, 10:11 AM
Sex is really fun ... at all times.
Why do we have to ...
imaginewithme
02-22-2004, 11:52 AM
Why do we have to work?
Sex is the best when...
musicman
02-22-2004, 01:53 PM
Sex is the best when...you're not doing it alone
You can never get enough sex because
imaginewithme
02-22-2004, 04:18 PM
You can never get enough sex because it just feels too good!
A good friend once said....
rockintime
02-23-2004, 03:12 PM
A good friend once said ... "shins are the part of the body designed to find things in the dark."
Every survival kit should include ...
dicksbro
02-23-2004, 04:43 PM
Every survival kit should include ... a lovely young companion to keep the victim company. :D :D
Tomorrow is another ...
SuzyQ
02-23-2004, 06:30 PM
Tomorrow is another day for being alive, and well..having sex...
I am waiting for.....
south
02-23-2004, 06:39 PM
I am waiting for.....that one brief moment that I can get a word in edgewise and somebody will actually listen carefully and truly understand the joke is not a joke....
All the young dudes was a song sung by...
SuzyQ
02-23-2004, 06:42 PM
All the young dudes was a song sung by David Bowie, and written by him too.
The books you would take to a desert island if you were going to spend the rest of your life there are.......
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