Finish This Sentence…

[rockintime]

The object of this game is for one player to start a sentence with AT LEAST 3 words which the next player must complete. While the sentence can be completed with a factual response, a much better response will be either funny, sexy, interesting, or irreverent (or better yet a combination of these).
After completing the sentence, the player then begins a new sentence (with AT LEAST 3 words) for the next player to complete.

For example, if the first player were to post:

“The capital of California is…”

The second player could post: “…Sacramento”
Now that is factual and correct, but NOT:
(a) funny (unless you really know what living in Sacramento is like)
(b) sexy (unless you get f---ing turned on by city names that have exactly 10 letters)
(c) interesting (unless that just crystallizes in your mind that the city is near where gold was first found in California and has a great railroad museum)
(d) irreverent (unless it reminds you of the politicians “working” there who make life miserable for the rest of us)

So maybe a better response for the second player would be:
“…not big enough for both the new governor (Arnold Schwarzenegger) and his ego.”
(now I just happen to think that while not sexy or interesting, this is both funny and irreverent…but each to his own).
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OK to start this game off, here is the first question for the next player to complete:

The party ended when…

[jennaflower]

the party ended when.... all the beer was gone and the clothes were put back on


The best part of the morning is.......

[dicksbro]

The best part of the morning is .... when your spouse surprises you with an oral sex wake up call. :D

What I want for Christmas is ...

[rockintime]

What I want for Christmas is ... my Christmas Stocking stuffed with a hottttt, sexxxy woman who gives me that morning b-j DB mentioned followed by a wild, frenzied nooner, and a slow, protracted evening lovemaking session (oh, yeah, and a digital camera to record what I’m hallucinating about right now…so, Santa, you can see I don’t want much).


My boss should do us all a favor by …

[BigBear57]

My boss should do us all a favor by... finding another job.

The best part of my day....

[rockintime]

The best part of my day … took a slight turn when I stumbled down the stairs hurrying to my major presentation, spreading the note cards for my speech about in total disorder, drenching my white shirt with the coffee I was carrying, and splitting my trousers…from there for some strange reason my day went rapidly down hill.

Drinking a bit too much liquor caused the couple to ...

[dicksbro]

Drinking a bit too much liquor caused the couple to ... fall asleep early and miss out on their own party.

Sitting naked by the computer ...

[LixyChick]

Sitting naked by my computer......should be what I change my middle name to! Lixy Sittingnakedbymycomputer Chick!

When push comes to shove, I will........

[IAKaraokeGirl]

...probably fall down. "Grace" is not my middle name.

If you don't believe me, then...

[gekkogecko]

If you don't believe me, then how about buying this bridge in Brooklyn I have for sale?

The inflatable love otters came to life and...

[LixyChick]

The inflatable love otters came to life and.......got too close to the inflatable swinging porcupines that also came to life and...well.....it's a sad story from here!

If I had a nickle for everytime someone called me..........

[Teddy Bear]

a guy I could take a vacation to Calif...... teddy is not just a guys name. :D


In a big bed all by myself................

[WildIrish]

Is where I can be found when I forget to tape Survivor for Mrs. WI.


The carpet burns on my knees...

[dicksbro]

... were not formed looking for dropped coins. :D :D

Licking my lips is ...

[rockintime]

Licking my lips is....difficult to do when they're buried in a pussy.


Groupies can be identified by…

[musicman]

Groupies can be identified by…....the amount of skin showing backstage

my first trip to an adult video store resulted in

[LixyChick]

My first trip to an adult video store resulted in.......my getting a job there and selling a strap-on to 85 y/o man! (you've no idea the story behind that one!)

And when I die.......and when I'm dead, dead and gone.....there'll be...............

*****(and no just singing the rest of the damn song either!)

[Lilith]

And when I die.......and when I'm dead, dead and gone.....there'll be............... a big ass grave to dig


Bury my heart at...... ( no fair saying Wounded Knee)

[Southern Charm]

Bury my heart at........ the same place you bury the rest of my body.


Don't sit too close to......

[rockintime]

Don't sit too close to ... a person who has drunk 8 bottles of beer and ate 4 helpings of beans.


Some say the worth of a man can be measured by ...

[dicksbro]

... the warmth in his heart and the balance in his checkbook. :)

By the way, Lilith, could we have answered "Bury my heart at ... injured shinbone?" Just asking. :D :D

Good sex begins with ...

[gekkogecko]

Good sex begins with a shopping list consisting of : condoms, velcro, woodglue.

And yes, this is based on an actual incident.

I've been shovelling so much snow lately that...

[rockintime]

I've been shovelling so much snow lately that ... I realize it may have been wiser to use something other than my daughter's plastic toy shovel.

Lawyers are most likely to…

[dicksbro]

Groupies can be identified by ... the number of feet sticking out of the pile.

Oral sex is ...

[rockintime]

Oral sex is ... physical therapy for a loose tongue and flapping lips.


After a rather uninspired bout of sex, the woman said ...

[dicksbro]

... maybe I should have sat on an ice cube.

Arriving at work early, the employee said ...

[rockintime]

Arriving at work early, the employee said ...
..."well kiss my ass and call me Sue, if I go to work now, they'll owe me overtime too.

Eating health foods is ...

[dicksbro]

Eating health foods is ... often having food for the body ... but not the soul. :)

Having a noonday quickie is ...

[Teddy Bear]

Having a noonday quickie is ... mmmmm, extremely nice!


Having 'wake-up' sex is.....

[dicksbro]

Having 'wake-up' sex is.....mmmmm, extremely nice, too! (Remember copying is the most sincere form of flattery. :D)

[rockintime]

[Hmmmm, well since I don't see a starter, I'll use your comment]
:)

Copying is the most sincere form of flattery ... said the plagiarizing sudent to his teacher.

Swinging can be said to ...

[dicksbro]

Swinging can be said to ... be more fun than sliding or playing in the sandbox. What's that ... that ISN'T what you meant by swinging?

When the panties come off ...

[Teddy Bear]

....his eyes look and a smile spreads across his face.


And then once he gathers his wits.....

[dicksbro]

And then once he gathers his wits.....he's ready to begin a night of passion.

Slowly undressing in front of your lover ...

[Teddy Bear]

....can be a turn on for both of you.



Cuddling in front of a fireplace .......

[dicksbro]

Cuddling in front of a fireplace ....... can definitely be a contact sport. :)

A bare butt stick up can invite ...

[Euphemism]

A bare butt stick up can invite... a barehanded smack, followed by some gentle 'making up'.

A long hot bubble bath on a cool night ...

[rockintime]

A long hot bubble bath on a cool night ... sets the stage for a hot night of lovemaking.


The politician’s intern ...

[dicksbro]

... just might end up being called a "hall" girl.

Sex in the snow ...

[Teddy Bear]

Sex in the snow.... (are you nuts DB? lol) is something I never thought of trying but if your lover is hot enough I guess he'd keep you warm.


Sex on the beach ......

[dicksbro]

Sex on the beach ... sounds much more inviting than sex in the snow ... but watch out for the sand. :D :D

With only ten days until Christmas ....

[Teddy Bear]

With only ten days until Christmas.... there are no parking spots within 3 miles of the mall!! (TEN days.... yikes!!)


All I want for Christmas is.....

[dicksbro]

All I want for Christmas is.....is my two front teeth ... er ... wait ... I've got those. Okay, all I want for Christmas is to have a nice, quiet day with a chance to visit with family.

Every New Year's Eve we ...

[Teddy Bear]

Every New Year's Eve we ...... open the windows right at midnight, no matter how cold, we welcome in the fresh new year & all the wonderful things it has for us.


For 2004 I hope that.....

[dicksbro]

For 2004 I hope that.....somehow peace comes to the Middle East.

I like digital cameras because ...

[Teddy Bear]

I like digital cameras because ..... they offer instant results and you can easily delete your mistakes. (unlike life :( )


You know your addicted to Pixies when....

[dicksbro]

You know you're addicted to Pixies when ... you log in and immediately notice your free hand is touching yourself. :)

Teddy bears are fun because they ....

[SuccubusKitty]

Teddy Bears are fun because they are soft and cuddly and remind you of all the good things about childhood.

I like it when my friends.....

[WildIrish]

I like it when my friends..... get married and have kids, so they can finally understand what my life has been like for years! Rat bastards! ha ha


The next time it snows...

[dicksbro]

The next time it snows ... I hope it's enough to just stay home. :)

The bedroom is a great place to ...

[Teddy Bear]

The bedroom is a great place to ..... spend that day when it snows just enough to stay home.

Its so cold out tonight....

[dicksbro]

Its so cold out tonight....even the icicles are asking for a blanket.

Stockings hung with care ...

[rockintime]

Stockings hung with care ... are the sign that an anal-retentive is on the loose.


The patient told the doctor ...

[Teddy Bear]

The patient told the doctor ..... (using her pointer finger to touch)... it hurts when I touch my head, it hurts when I touch my arm, my leg, even when I touch my foot. Doc it hurts head to toe. What could it be? .... The doctors reply: You have a broken finger my dear.


Those who play the most Pixie games....

[rockintime]

Those who play the most Pixie games.... are the cream of the crop (and have high post numbers). :) [you didn't expect ME to say "have nothing better to do" did you???]


Can spring be far away when ...

[dicksbro]

Can spring be far away when ... winter is about to start?

The mood was just right ....

[rockintime]

The mood was just right .... but the cop knocking on the window of the car kept the couple from springing into action.


The entire college class ...

[Teddy Bear]

The entire college class ..... stripped naked and ran through the campus.


When it's cold outside I.....

[dicksbro]

When it's cold outside I ... love to snuggle up.

I love for it to snow ...

[Teddy Bear]

I love for it to snow ..... on Christmas Eve. (It can snow anytime as long as I don't have to drive in it. lol)


A great 'warm-up' drink is.....

[dicksbro]

A great 'warm-up' drink is ... a Tom and Jerry or a Hot Buttered Rum.

Another great way to warm up is to ...

[kinx]

Another great way to warm up is to ...microwave a bottle of Hawaiian Tropic tanning oil and rub it all over your body.

The best way to clean out a cum-filled pussy is...

[PussyWillow]

kiss it, lick it, suck it, love it! <blush>

[dicksbro]

The best way to clean out a cum-filled pussy is...kiss it, lick it, suck it, love it ... and most of all, let me do it. :D :D

I love anime because ...

[rockintime]

I love anime because ... all aspects of life can be taken beyond life.


The couple's sex toys ...

[dicksbro]

The couple's sex toys ... were marked for people 18 and older.

New Years Eve is a time to ...

[Ryan²]

enjoy the new and remember the old.

[Teddy Bear]

Since there was no new sentence to build on, I'll continue the one just finished......

New Years Eve is a time to ..... enjoy the new and remember the old..... for one is silver and the other gold.



A popular way to spend new years eve is.....

[dicksbro]

A popular way to spend new years eve is.....to get together with friends and family. (Not very sexy, but it is a good way. :))

Going to work is ...

[Teddy Bear]

Going to work is ..... going to be hard for some folks who've had time off for the holidays.


Of course if we were all millionaires.....

[dicksbro]

Of course if we were all millionaires.....we could just spend our day's here at Pixies. (Boy that sounds good. Has anyone talked to Bill Gates or sought federal funding for a research project? :D :D)

When nature calls ...

[Teddy Bear]

When nature calls ..... depending on her tone of voice you either run to 'empty out', (as my mother-in-law says) OR you seduce your lover.


My favorite thing to do is.....

[dicksbro]

My favorite thing to do is.....seduce my lover.

(Thanks for providing all the input to my post, Teddy Bear. :D)

As the world turns ...

[Teddy Bear]

As the world turns.... was a soap opera my gram used to watch.

(I was thinking the same thing bout you DB) :D


With age comes.....

[dicksbro]

With age comes ... wisdom, wit, intelligence .... and ...









aching bones. :(

Happy days are here again ...

[Teddy Bear]

Happy days are here again .... the sky above is clear again..... lol, all I could think of was the song. :D


It snowed in the morning, now its.....

[rockintime]

It snowed in the morning, now its.....time for a hot toddy followed by hot sex.


Grabbing the blindfold and feather, he ...

[Summer]

Grabbing the blindfold and feather, he will definitely be begging for mercy.


Jumping up and down I realized ...

[Lilith]

Jumping up and down I realized, I needed a better bra:D


Little did he know, but behind her back...

[dicksbro]

Little did he know, but behind her back...she held the restraining device, a gag, and a blindfold.

Once he was secured ...

[rockintime]

Once he was secured ... and twice he escaped.


Are you happy to see me or is that ...

[dicksbro]

Are you happy to see me or is that ... just a way to keep your hand warm?

Slip out of those clothes and ...

[Sweetness]

Slip out of those clothes and ... back into bed.

For the first time we managed to ...........

[dicksbro]

For the first time we managed to ........... have our time uninterrupted.

Only after the sun went down ...

[Bestrafer Engel]

Only after the sun went down ...Did the orgy get going

With any luck whatsoever......

[Tess]

With any luck whatsoever.... I'll figure out who has the keys to these handcuffs.

It's amazing to me that...

[rockintime]

It's amazing to me that ... I've got any work done since starting playing Pixie games.


Wriggling her ass, she ...

[Sugarsprinkles]

Wriggling her ass, she finally managed to get her 2 sizes too small jeans on.




If it weren't for bad luck.............

[Bestrafer Engel]

If it weren't for bad luck...I would have no luck whatsoever

If i had one wish....

[Lost]

...I would have to word it just right to enhance my sexual pleasure giving to its utmost


sneaking in naked with a roll of duct tape, lollipops and....

[dicksbro]

Sneaking in naked with a roll of duct tape, lollipops and....a set of instructions, I was ready to build the bike.

She sat there ...

[rockintime]

She sat there ... with a smile on her face following their mad, passionate sex.


Removing the last stitch of her clothing ...

[Teddy Bear]

Removing the last stitch of her clothing..... gave her goose-bumps and she shivered.

I want to warm up by....

[Bestrafer Engel]

I want to warm up by...Taking a chika to bed and snugglin


Have you ever wanted to.....

[Teddy Bear]

Have you ever wanted to..... make love under the stars, on a warm summer night?


As she walked slowly toward him.....

[rockintime]

As she walked slowly toward him..... his eyes devoured her body and flashed with desire.



Fumbling with the buttons of her blouse ...

[Teddy Bear]

Fumbling with the buttons of her blouse ..... reminded her of why she usually wore pull-over tops. ;)


She glanced at the front of his....

[rockintime]

She glanced at the front of his.... pants and the glance turned into a stare, then a licking of her lips.

(well a guy can wish, can't he :D )


The party concluded with ...

[Teddy Bear]

The party concluded with ..... hugs & kisses and promises to keep in touch.


But they knew thier private party would.....

[Sweetness]

continue all night.

Minutes ticked by until ............

[Bestrafer Engel]

Minutes ticked by until...finally they git pissed and threw the other guests out, so they could have a private party.

After everyone left he chased her....

[rockintime]

After everyone left he chased her....through the house as they each stripped off their clothes tossing them helter skelter.



Sitting in the back row of the movies, the couple ...

[Sugarsprinkles]

Sitting in the back row of the movies, the couple ...was too busy groping each other to watch the movie.



They wanted to try something new so.........

[rockintime]

They wanted to try something new so.........they would have something to write about in the sexual positions book they were writing.


Politicians often make the mistake of ...

[Teddy Bear]

Politicians often make the mistake of ..... opening thier mouth and talking.


First thing I'm going to do this spring is....

[rockintime]

First thing I'm going to do this spring is....thaw my toes out.


Rummaging through the drawer, he ....

[Teddy Bear]

Rummaging through the drawer, he .... smiled to himself, thinking of her wearing the silky panties.


But at last he found what he'd been looking for, the.....

[rockintime]

But at last he found what he'd been looking for, the.....restraints, blindfold, flogger, and digital camera.


My favorite exercise is ...

[Teddy Bear]

My favorite exercise is ..... the horizontal tango. ;)


I am thinking that it...

[rockintime]

I am thinking that it...was good I finally tried Pixies, chatting, and IM'ng.


Many people like to ...

[dicksbro]

Many people like to ... have sex with the lights off. Were there lights? :)

Let's play Tarzan and Jane and ....

[rockintime]

Let's play Tarzan and Jane and .... have sex in that big tree over there.


Not all women ....

[BIBI]

Not all women like to cook.

Please, go down................

[dicksbro]

Please, go down ................ on me. :D

I love it when ...

[rockintime]

I love it when ... she gets that look in her eye. ;)


Women with bare midriffs ...

[BIBI]

don't always look as good as they think they do.

People are just not........

[rockintime]

People are just not........getting how down-right sexy I really am...now why is that? LOL :D


In the sports car, she put her top down and ...

[dicksbro]

LOL rockintime. :)

In the sports car, she put her top down and ... her legs up. :)

As the sun rose in the east ...

[rockintime]

As the sun rose in the east ... his hard-on rose in the sack.



It's gonna be a long ....

[dicksbro]

It's gonna be a long ... trip if we have to walk.

Oh no, not ....

[rockintime]

Oh no, not .... the whip again, Lilith. :D


Unfastening his belt, ...

[dicksbro]

Unfastening his belt, ... he realized his pants were too big and they fell down.

Kneeling in front ...

[jennaflower]

Kneelin in front of ******* I quickly unzipped his pants, opened my mouth, and touched the tip of my tongue to his very hard cock.

The taste of....

[dicksbro]

The taste of ... her was intoxicating to my senses.

Waking up early ...

[jennaflower]

Waking up early, I realize that last night was only a dream.


The batteries go dead....

[rockintime]

The batteries go dead .... forcing a reversion to the trusty old finger.



The birds and the bees ...

[dicksbro]

The birds and the bees ... means that spring is on it's way and with it ... MATING SEASON! :D :D

You take the high road ...

[rockintime]

You take the high road ... because you can be sure as hell that I'll be taking the low road.

:D

When will you want ...

[dicksbro]

When will you want ... to renew your annual "Perving for Fun and Profit Association" membership card?

Oh, crap ...

[Teddy Bear]

Oh, crap.... I'm so slow in giving DB his welcome back hug, he probably thinks I didn't notice his absence and happy return to pixies. (((((DB))))) glad ur back!! :D

Now, from the very beginning.....

[dicksbro]

Now, from the very beginning.....lets review each of the Kama Sutra positions. :D :D

(Thanks, TB)

Rubbing it ...

[rockintime]

Rubbing it ... with something warm, soft and wet is just what the doctor prescribed, and would I lie, honey?


Jumping onto the bed ...

[dicksbro]

Jumping onto the bed ... his excitement visibly bobbed up and down.

Running on empty ...

[rockintime]

Running on empty ... means it time to enliven the relationship.



If it weren't for work ...

[dicksbro]

If it weren't for work ... there'd be more time for pleasure. (Less money ... but more time :D)

Vanilla ice cream ...

[rockintime]

Vanilla ice cream ... may not be unusual but is delicious, much like a familiar partner.


Placing his fingers on ....

[dicksbro]

Placing his fingers on .... her sensitive spots always yielded results.

Tricks are for kids ...

[denny]

Tricks are for kids ... you silly rabbit!

For that Elvis Look.......

[dicksbro]

For that Elvis Look.......you really need a sequined jacket.

When shopping for fresh meat ...

[rockintime]

When shopping for fresh meat ... you're unlikely to find it in the Yellow Pages, but you can let your fingers do the walking.


She was a posterchild for ....

[dicksbro]

She was a posterchild for ... the "future Pixies of the World" campaign.

Nothing is so wonderful as ...

[osuche]

Nothing is so wonderful as ...sex an a Saturday.

I have a craving for...

[dicksbro]

I have a craving for... a night of romantic sex.

The odds are ...

[rockintime]

The odds are ... this isn't the night I'm gonna get it. :(


Forgetting to close the blinds ...

[dicksbro]

Forgetting to close the blinds ... can add an element of danger to the moment.

Hopping on one foot ...

[rockintime]

Hopping on one foot ... would be one helluva tough way to engage in sex.


We rented an adult movie and ...

[dicksbro]

We rented an adult movie and ... were surprised to see our neighbors were the stars. (oops)

During the Super Bowl ...

[rockintime]

During the Super Bowl ... Pats and Cats fans screams of "yes, yes, yes" probably won't be related to sex.


The fire in the fireplace led to ...

[osuche]

...sex on the rug.

The candles on the mantle...

[Sugarsprinkles]

Would make interesting 'toys'. :D




Her husband found her stash of 'toys'...............

[osuche]

...and he ran screaming out the door. :p

Too many weeks of travel...

[dicksbro]

Too many weeks of travel...left the condom wrapper soiled and crumpled.

Moonlight and roses ...

[osuche]

Moonlight and roses ... are aphrodesiacs for some women (but not me...hate roses)

A hug from a friend...

[dicksbro]

A hug from a friend ... can do wonders if you're feeling blue.

An erection a day ...

[osuche]

An erection a day ... keeps the Viagra away.

A naughty picture a day...

[WildIrish]

A naughty picture a day keeps my penis from turning gray.

My car is so old...

[Sugarsprinkles]

that if anyone steals it, they deserve what they get.







I've got underwear older than........

[osuche]

SS..... (you probably) I've got underwear older than........ me !

:p

Lighter fluid is very useful when...

[Sugarsprinkles]

Lighter fluid is very useful when.........................you run out of charcoal lighter fluid :D ( Yes, I KNOW they aren't interchangable......I'm only finishing a sentence, not recommending it! :D:D:D )




I'm really not as foolish as.............

[dicksbro]

I'm really not as foolish as ... I probably seem.

On the other hand, I may be as ...

[osuche]

On the other hand, I may be as ... foolish as I look.


I'm easy to please when....

[rockintime]

I'm easy to please when.... you do things the way I tell you to.


After carrying her through the door ...

[denny]

After carrying her through the door he ravaged her on the entry carpet.

I look especially bright when...

[osuche]

I look especially bright when... you compare me to a group of imbeciles.


I look especially beautiful when...

[denny]

I get to see your face.

I look extremely sexy when.....

[osuche]

...I think about being with you.

I look extremely tired when...

[rockintime]

I look extremely sexy when..... when you've had 15 or 20 good stiff drinks.


I look extremely strong when ...

[denny]

I stay up all night IMing a special friend.

I am very horny when.........

[rockintime]

damn you two are fast at replying. :D

I am very horny when ... well, forget when, make that always.


I am very happy when ...

[dicksbro]

I am very happy when ... I'm posting at Pixies.

I think orgies ...

[rockintime]

I think orgies ... should only occur after an invitation has been sent to me. :D


Is this a good time to ...

[dicksbro]

Is this a good time to ... check the mailbox? :D

I'm ready to ...

[denny]

I'm ready to ...accept the orgy invitation in my mailbox.


I can't quite......

[dicksbro]

I can't quite......find it. Could it have been included with the telephone bill?

I'm hoping that ...

[lakritze]

I'm hoping that....I can get it up if and when I am invited to an orgy................ I am waiting for your.......

[rockintime]

I am waiting for your.......call to let me know when to cum (I mean come).



It was too late when ...

[osuche]

It was too late when ... you started the orgy without me.

Don't worry, I'll....

[dicksbro]

Don't worry, I'll .... see if there isn't another one starting soon.

If there is one ...

[kinx]

...web site that get's me hard, it's gotta be pixies-place!

One way to clean cum out of a pussy...

[osuche]

One way to clean cum out of a pussy... is witha full brigade of tongues!

I wish I was able...

[dicksbro]

I wish I was able ... to do something really special for my wife.

I keep hoping ...

[osuche]

I keep hoping ... I'm imagining that my purse got stolen

I would like...

[musicman]

I would like - to kick the crap of the person that stole osuche's purse

Whatever became of

[osuche]

Whatever became of...respect for personal property?

When I am feeling lonely...

[maddy]

When I am feeling lonely ... I curl up with a good novel and five or six pillows in bed.

Tomorro I will...

[dicksbro]

Tomorrow I will be a day older. :)

Approaching climax ...

[osuche]

Approaching climax ... is the most delicious state of arousal

Thinking about sex ...

[dicksbro]

certainly gets the body thinking. :)

Having fun is ...

[musicman]

Having fun is ...something I am doing right now

Needing sex is like....

[dicksbro]

Needing sex is like....being hungry, but more compelling. :D

Singing in the rain ...

[OziJuggalo]

is like singing in a shower fully dressed with out soap

waking up in a strangers bed is like

[musicman]

waking up in a strangers bed is like looking over and wondering who you're in bed with.....

being anal retentive is like

[osuche]

being anal retentive is like...being Rainman and Monk in one body

I enjoy fishing as much as...

[musicman]

I enjoy fishing about as much as sleeping on my head

I wonder as I wander..........

[dicksbro]

I wonder as I wander... if my wanderings cause wonder.

I'll have a piece ...

[musicman]

I'll have a piece of my wife's amazing baking (not everything has to be about sex! LOL)

I was curious about

[osuche]

I was curious about ...what you prefer your wife to bake?

I have a dream...

[dicksbro]

I have a dream ... where everything works out so we can meet more Pixies this year. :)

I'm really feeling happy ....

[musicman]

I'm really feeling happy ....because it's the weekend....

just because I can......

[osuche]

just because I can......I will spend some time on Pixies.

I love Pixies because...

[musicman]

I love Pixies because...it's full of good friends

I perv on pixies because

[dicksbro]

I perv on pixies because ... Pixie ladies are unsurpassed for being sexy!

I feel especially horny ...

[musicman]

I feel especially horny ...because it's been a few days since I've had sex

I need to relieve some stress because

[osuche]

I need to relieve some stress because...I spent all day in conference calls

I need to go soon because...

[musicman]

I need to go soon because...my wife will be out of the shower

I'm hoping to find some time

[osuche]

I'm hoping to find some time...soon to chat

I'm going to miss...

[musicman]

I'm going to miss...you when you go

I need some quality chat time with

[Teddy Bear]

I need some quality chat time with... that special someone who turns my world upside down.


Did you know that...

[imaginewithme]

Did you know that...I am 31 years old?

The last time I went to....

[rockintime]

The last time I went to ... a resort everything was great except I couldn't spend much time on Pixies. :)


Perhaps now is the time to ...

[imaginewithme]

Perhaps now is the time to... get off line and spend time wiht hubby.

Tomorrow I have to....

[Lilith]

Tomorrow I have to....be carpool bitch for the stinky middle school boys:p


I am the only one who....

[musicman]

I am the only one who....knew what I was going to write....


somehow, somewhere

[dicksbro]

Somehow, somewhere ... sometime ... something will happen.

What would you do ....

[osuche]

What would you do .... if you had an entire day to yourself?

First I would start with....

[dicksbro]

First I would start with....a good breakfast.

Then I'd want to ....

[Teddy Bear]

Then I'd want to .... kiss and cuddle for awhile.


Followed by some.....

[dicksbro]

Followed by some.....intimacy, that could be the perfect way to spend a day. :)

I love touching ...

[rockintime]

I love touching ... with my eyes closed, experiencing just by feel.


Fingers barely touching brought about ...

[dicksbro]

Fingers barely touching brought about ... a feeling of intense excitement!

Glass houses ...

[thereIam]

Glass houses...are a real bummer to keep clean.


Better value, 50% more ...

[Porn_king]

better value, 50% more hard on.

the only thing i really want in life is......

[dicksbro]

the only thing i really want in life is...is time with my wife and success for our children and grand-children

Being sentimental ....

[rockintime]

Being sentimental ... is just what the makers of Kleenex want everybody to be.



When the movie started ...

[dicksbro]

When the movie started ... I quick munching on the popcorn quite so fast. :)

Movie theatres need ...

[musicman]

Movie theatres need ...cheaper tickets and cheaper food

the producers of law & order and CSI

[rockintime]

The producers of law and order and CSI ... must only have about 45 more spinoffs left.


If Dolly Parton was President ...

[musicman]

If Dolly Parton was President ...Mounds would be the official chocolate bar of the White House

hilary clinton should have

[imaginewithme]

Hilary Clinton should have ----divorced his butt!

If I had anywhere in the world to go to.....

[dicksbro]

If I had anywhere in the world to go to.....I would try to make a place I knew Pixies lived or were close to.

[rockintime]

Hey, DB, ya forgot to restart a sentence :D , so here's a starter:

Her skin-tight pants ...

[paprclphd]

Her skin tight pants - caused a rash in that "special" area.

The best thing about Friday is......

[dicksbro]

The best thing about Friday is ...... I don't have to work again until Monday!

Sex in the evening ...

(Sorry about earlier :()

[rockintime]

Sex in the evening ... following sex in the morning and sex in the afternoon makes for a VERY fine day.


[No problem, DB, easy enough to do...you were probably just rushing between games too fast.]


The pictures in the book ...

[dicksbro]

The pictures in the book ... provided ideas for their lovemaking session.

While you're shopping, get me ...

[musicman]

While you're shopping, get me ...get me a pop up book

I need a pop up book for

[imaginewithme]

I need a pop up book for pixies stories!

When you go to breakfast....

[dicksbro]

When you go to breakfast....take some money. :D :D

When the sun comes out ...

[nikanik]

When the sun comes out most hooker go in


Tommorrow will be the day i

[musicman]

Tomorrow will be the day i might actually sleep in

I wish I could sleep because

[dicksbro]

I wish I could sleep because ... I'm really feeling tired.

Sex is really fun ...

[thereIam]

Sex is really fun ... at all times.

Why do we have to ...

[imaginewithme]

Why do we have to work?

Sex is the best when...

[musicman]

Sex is the best when...you're not doing it alone

You can never get enough sex because

[imaginewithme]

You can never get enough sex because it just feels too good!

A good friend once said....

[rockintime]

A good friend once said ... "shins are the part of the body designed to find things in the dark."


Every survival kit should include ...

[dicksbro]

Every survival kit should include ... a lovely young companion to keep the victim company. :D :D

Tomorrow is another ...

[SuzyQ]

Tomorrow is another day for being alive, and well..having sex...

I am waiting for.....

[south]

I am waiting for.....that one brief moment that I can get a word in edgewise and somebody will actually listen carefully and truly understand the joke is not a joke....

All the young dudes was a song sung by...

[SuzyQ]

All the young dudes was a song sung by David Bowie, and written by him too.

The books you would take to a desert island if you were going to spend the rest of your life there are.......