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rockintime
11-30-2003, 09:52 PM
ANALOGIES
This game is played by one player providing two words that are related in some manner and the next player completing the analogy by providing two other words that have a similar relationship and then adding two new related words for the following player to respond to. For example:
If a player posted:
“Electricity is to Computer as:”
The next player’s response might then be:
“Tongue is to French Kiss”
“Pebbles are to Boulders as”:
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So, here’s one to kick this game off:
Hamburgers are to Buns as:
dicksbro
11-30-2003, 09:53 PM
grass is to yard
money is to banks as
rockintime
11-30-2003, 10:01 PM
Breasts are to Bras
Cubic Zirconium is to Diamonds as:
Steph
11-30-2003, 10:03 PM
debt is to recent graduates!
condoms are to sex as
rockintime
12-01-2003, 12:03 AM
wetsuits are to scubadiving.
Foreplay is to Orgasm as:
dicksbro
12-01-2003, 03:50 AM
... tickling is to laughter.
Motors are to cars as ...
rockintime
12-01-2003, 04:15 AM
...batteries are to vibrators.
Adult movies are to Couples as:
dicksbro
12-01-2003, 04:17 AM
... sex is to marriage.
Bedrooms are to homes as ...
rockintime
12-01-2003, 04:28 AM
...Chocolate Chips are to Cookies.
Books are to movies as:
dicksbro
12-01-2003, 04:31 AM
... news stories are to real events. :)
Greed is to wealth as ...
rockintime
12-01-2003, 04:39 AM
...Rape is to Sex.
Oil is to Massage as:
dicksbro
12-01-2003, 04:48 AM
... friction is to climax.
Maps are to travel as ...
rockintime
12-01-2003, 05:24 AM
...Gray's Anatomy is to Bodies.
Seagulls are to beaches as:
dicksbro
12-01-2003, 05:47 AM
... bluebirds are to happiness.
Outhouses are to bathrooms as ...
rockintime
12-01-2003, 05:51 AM
...Horses are to Cars.
A Firm Ass is to Touch as:
dicksbro
12-01-2003, 06:14 AM
... a hard cock is to penetrate.
A nice letter is to communication as ...
Lilith
12-01-2003, 06:29 AM
computers are to cybersex:hump:
Balls are to a penis as...
dicksbro
12-01-2003, 06:35 AM
... sperm is to semen.
Intimacy is to lovers as ...
rockintime
12-01-2003, 03:43 PM
...the secret ingredient is to Grandma's recipe.
A blindfold and scarves are to Anticipation as:
dicksbro
12-01-2003, 06:37 PM
... handcuffs and a feather are to sex games.
An umbrella and raincoat are to weather forecasts as ....
freesolutions
12-01-2003, 11:41 PM
Condoms and the Pill to pregnancy.
Ink is to Paper as a Printer as:
dicksbro
12-02-2003, 04:35 AM
diamonds are to a ring and a bride.
A piston is to an engine as ...
Teddy Bear
12-03-2003, 01:34 AM
a battery is to a vibrator.
Snow is to northern winters as.....
dicksbro
12-03-2003, 04:42 AM
... heat is to the tropics.
Money is to shopping as ...
Teddy Bear
12-03-2003, 11:23 AM
....gas is to a car.
Decorations are to Christmas tree as.....
rockintime
12-03-2003, 06:31 PM
...Jewelry is to a Woman.
Fingers are to Self-pleasure as...
dicksbro
12-03-2003, 06:36 PM
... a mouth is to oral.
Music is to mood as ...
rockintime
12-03-2003, 06:43 PM
...spice is to food.
Computer is to a Pixie as....
dicksbro
12-04-2003, 07:21 PM
... air is to breathing.
Hopscotch is to kids as ...
rockintime
12-05-2003, 01:11 AM
...Viewing pictures is to Pixies members.
Desserts are to Main Course as....
...orgasam is to intercourse.
Pages are to books as....
Steph
12-05-2003, 03:27 AM
. . . minds are to learning.
Wine is to lovemaking as . . .
dicksbro
12-05-2003, 06:08 AM
... beer is to bellies.
Snow is to Christmas as ...
rockintime
12-05-2003, 06:27 AM
....earrings are to ears.
Horses are to wagons as....
dicksbro
12-05-2003, 06:49 AM
... motors are to cars.
Flowers are to spring as ...
Teddy Bear
12-05-2003, 11:18 AM
beaches are to summer.
Coffee is to mornings as.....
rockintime
12-05-2003, 01:54 PM
...is Oral is to Sex.
Kites are to Birds as...
Teddy Bear
12-05-2003, 10:20 PM
....inner tubes are to fish.
Mouth is to kiss as.....
rockintime
12-06-2003, 02:27 AM
...Wing is to Flying.
Cottage is to Vacation as....
dicksbro
12-06-2003, 07:06 AM
... hotel is to business trip.
Cars are to travel as ...
Teddy Bear
12-06-2003, 12:47 PM
.... recliner is to staying home.
Cranky SO is to shoveling snow as.....
rockintime
12-06-2003, 02:03 PM
...sullen, sweating president is to giving a press conference.
Newspaper is to Birdcage as...
dicksbro
12-06-2003, 02:04 PM
... toilet paper is to people. :D
Mickey Mouse is to cartoons as ...
rockintime
12-06-2003, 02:22 PM
...Michael Jordan is to basketball.
An 8-track is to a CD as....
dicksbro
12-06-2003, 02:24 PM
... a CD is to a DVD.
Pixies is to the spirit as ...
rockintime
12-06-2003, 02:37 PM
...Dove Bars are to Ice cream.
Customer service is to the Post office as...
BigBear57
12-06-2003, 04:05 PM
a hockey puck is to a golf course.
Love is to sex as ....
rockintime
12-07-2003, 05:18 AM
....hate is to not gettin' any.
Rolls Royce is to Volkswagen as....
Teddy Bear
12-07-2003, 08:57 AM
...silk is to cotton.
Cheese is to pizza as.....
BigBear57
12-07-2003, 09:33 AM
not gettin' any is to masterbation.
Popcorn is to a movie as...
rockintime
12-07-2003, 06:15 PM
...Multiple Orgasms are to Sex.
Caves are to Mountains as…
dicksbro
12-07-2003, 06:17 PM
... cornfields are to the midwest.
Pens are to paper as ...
rockintime
12-07-2003, 06:59 PM
... razors are to beavers.
Sunny, clear days are to Seattle as ...
Teddy Bear
12-07-2003, 07:18 PM
.... never having rain is to the UK.
A roaring fire is to warming toes as.....
rockintime
12-08-2003, 04:05 AM
... heavy downpour is to soaking your clothes.
A Proctologist is to a Dentist as…
dicksbro
12-08-2003, 04:29 AM
... as a plumber is to a ceiling repairer.
Pixies are to people as ...
LixyChick
12-08-2003, 10:43 AM
.....oxygen is to breathing!
A flower is to a meadow.....
skipthisone
12-08-2003, 10:52 AM
As pubic hairs are to the sweet womanly well.
Screwdriver is to Vodka as....
dancingrugger
12-08-2003, 11:19 AM
....Martini is to Gin
John Deere is to Rednecks ....
(p.s. no offense here, i myself am a redneck after all)
LixyChick
12-08-2003, 11:25 AM
.....as heat is to the sun!
Red is to the color of blood as.......
Teddy Bear
12-08-2003, 02:58 PM
...green is to the color of grass. (well except in august when its brown -lol)
Peanut butter is to jelly as.....
dicksbro
12-08-2003, 05:07 PM
... maple is to syrup.
Creampies are to sex as ...
rockintime
12-08-2003, 07:16 PM
... winning tickets are to horse racing.
New York City is to Casper, Wyoming as…
dicksbro
12-09-2003, 05:39 AM
... mountains are to Illinois.
Taco Bell is to Mexico as ...
rockintime
12-09-2003, 03:23 PM
...falsies are to breasts.
A Train whistle is to a Doorbell as ...
dicksbro
12-09-2003, 05:28 PM
... a weather alert siren is to church bells.
Cheese is to hamburgers as ...
rockintime
12-10-2003, 01:37 AM
.... Ice cream is to Apple pie.
Schools are to Fish as…
dicksbro
12-10-2003, 06:11 AM
... paychecks are to jobs.
Hardons are to men as ...
rockintime
12-10-2003, 07:57 PM
... Foam is to Beer.
Condoms are to Sex as…
dicksbro
12-11-2003, 06:09 AM
... shoes are to socks.
Long strokes are to stimulation as ...
Teddy Bear
12-13-2003, 08:02 PM
.... kissing, licking, sucking, caressing are to hard nipples.
Skirts are to girls as.....
dicksbro
12-13-2003, 08:10 PM
... kilts are to Scotish lads. Eh' dm?
Snow is to Christmas as ...
rockintime
12-14-2003, 03:51 AM
Snow is to Christmas as .... Warmth is to Sex.
Digital cameras are to Pixies pics as ...
Teddy Bear
12-14-2003, 02:40 PM
..... microwaves are to cooks.
Cassette tape is to CD as.....
dicksbro
12-14-2003, 06:46 PM
Radio is to TV.
Toys are for kids as ...
rockintime
12-14-2003, 10:27 PM
Toys are for kids as ... a Riding crop is to a Mistress.
Fingers are to Masturbation as ...
dicksbro
12-15-2003, 05:03 AM
Fingers are to Masturbation as ... a mouth is to oral sex.
Pixies pictures are to Pixies as ...
Teddy Bear
12-15-2003, 10:31 AM
.... drugs are to addicts.
Rain is to mud puddles as.....
dicksbro
12-15-2003, 12:26 PM
Rain is to mud puddles as ..... cum is to wet sheets.
Elves are to Lord of the Rings as ....
Teddy Bear
12-15-2003, 02:05 PM
.... ants are to picnics.
Wrapping paper is to gifts as....
dicksbro
12-15-2003, 05:19 PM
... bows are to wrapped gifts. :D
A scratch is to an itch as ...
Teddy Bear
12-15-2003, 05:27 PM
A scratch is to an itch as ... as kiss is to a boo-boo.
A lick is to an ice cream cone as.....
dicksbro
12-15-2003, 06:51 PM
A lick is to an ice cream cone as.....a bite is to a chocolate bar.
Gas is to beans as ...
Teddy Bear
12-15-2003, 07:51 PM
Gas is to beans as ..... burps are to soda/beer.
Lobster is to Maine as.....
SuccubusKitty
12-15-2003, 08:09 PM
Crawfish is to Louisiana.
Odd is to strange as....
Teddy Bear
12-15-2003, 08:35 PM
Odd is to strange as.... pretty is to beautiful.
Millionaire is to rich as.....
dicksbro
12-15-2003, 09:55 PM
... pennyless is to poor.
Fevers are to colds like ...
Teddy Bear
12-15-2003, 10:05 PM
Fevers are to colds like ..... rash is to poison ivy.
Salt is to pepper as.....
dicksbro
12-16-2003, 04:59 AM
Salt is to pepper as ... grease is to bacon.
Gloves are to hands like ...
Teddy Bear
12-16-2003, 09:19 AM
Gloves are to hands like ... socks are to feet.
Calloused hands are to hard worker as.....
SuccubusKitty
12-16-2003, 02:08 PM
Calloused hands are to hard worker as soft hands are to slacker.
Hot Topic is to Freaks as....
rockintime
12-16-2003, 10:40 PM
Hot topic is to Freaks as ... Software release is to Geeks.
Bright lights are to Sex as ...
dicksbro
12-18-2003, 05:31 AM
clouds are to sunbathing.
Sex stories are to literature as ...
rockintime
12-19-2003, 05:22 AM
... Ferrari's are to Cadillacs.
Trains are to Tracks as ...
Teddy Bear
12-19-2003, 03:54 PM
river-boats are to rivers.
Candy canes are to Christmas as.....
dicksbro
12-19-2003, 07:32 PM
Candy canes are to Christmas as ... hard boiled eggs are to Easter.
Bikini's are to stimulation as ....
Teddy Bear
12-21-2003, 11:48 AM
Bikini's are to stimulation as.... batteries are to laptop computers.
Popcorn is to movies as....
Urlryn
12-21-2003, 01:23 PM
.... pizzas to computer games
Olive Eyes is to pixies as .....
Urlryn
12-22-2003, 12:01 PM
... a cherry on top of an icecream :)
Garbage is to a ghetto as ....
Teddy Bear
12-22-2003, 10:21 PM
Garbage is to a ghetto as .... Doormen are to the Ritz.
Fleas are to a dog as.....
dicksbro
12-23-2003, 05:05 AM
Fleas are to a dog as ... jokes are to a comedian.
Teddy bears are to kids as ...
Lilith
12-23-2003, 10:09 AM
Teddy bears are to kids as whips are to Dommes;)
Tinsel is to Christmas trees like....
dicksbro
12-23-2003, 12:58 PM
Tinsel is to Christmas trees like....pasties are to nipples. :D
Stockings are to Christmas as ...
Ryan²
12-23-2003, 03:44 PM
...Apples are for eating.
A search engine is for searching as:
dicksbro
12-24-2003, 04:42 AM
... a keg of rum is to a Saint Bernard.
A bottle of wine is to dinner as ...
Urlryn
12-24-2003, 05:07 AM
... good teasing is to sex
Reading is to culture as ...
rockintime
12-30-2003, 12:04 PM
Reading is to culture as ... practice is to sex.
Giving a speech is to Relaxed as ...
Lilith
12-30-2003, 12:48 PM
an Aussie Christmas is to freezing.
Love is to sex as...
dicksbro
12-30-2003, 02:56 PM
... celebrations are to New Years Eve.
Kids are to games as ...
rockintime
12-30-2003, 08:44 PM
Kids are to games as ... new lovers are to sex.
Photographs are to Paintings as ...
BigBear57
12-31-2003, 08:21 AM
Photographs are to Paintings as ...
sex is to making love
oral is to anal...
rockintime
01-05-2004, 09:40 PM
Oral is to anal... as FANSTATIC is to INCREDIBLE !!!!!
Panties are to Sexy as…
Teddy Bear
01-12-2004, 10:20 PM
Panties are to Sexy as.... wrapping paper is to gifts.
Cuddling is to after sex as.....
osuche
01-12-2004, 11:06 PM
dessert after dinner.
Kissing is to a date as ...
rockintime
01-13-2004, 05:51 PM
Kissing is to a date as ... heat is to making tea.
Calculus is the Arithmetic as ...
Calculus is the Arithmetic as ... fucking is to shaking hands
Champagne is to wine as....
rockintime
01-13-2004, 07:08 PM
Champagne is to wine as....Orgasm is to Penetration.
Compass directions are to Reading a Map as ...
Teddy Bear
01-16-2004, 11:36 PM
Compass directions are to Reading a Map as ..... measurements are to recipes.
Winning the bet is to collecting the prize as....
rockintime
01-17-2004, 03:38 AM
Winning the bet is to collecting the prize as....getting a date is to having sex.
Sheep are to Shepherds as ...
dicksbro
01-20-2004, 05:06 PM
Sheep are to Shepherds as Pilots are to Planes.
Green M&M's are to sex as ...
rockintime
01-21-2004, 03:38 AM
Green M&M's are to sex as ... red roses are to flying.
Bacon is to eggs as ...
dicksbro
01-21-2004, 06:05 AM
Bacon is to eggs as ... jelly is to toast.
Love is to sex as ...
rockintime
01-21-2004, 05:10 PM
Love is to sex as ... Devotion is to Running.
Fat, bare-chested men are to Cold, snowy football games as ...
dicksbro
01-21-2004, 06:29 PM
Fat, bare-chested men are to Cold, snowy football games as ... fat, beer-bellied men are to television presentations of the Super Bowl. :D
Chocolate syrup is to ice cream as ...
rockintime
01-21-2004, 07:53 PM
Chocolate syrup is to ice cream as ... a stiff breeze is to a day of sailing.
AMTRAK is the the Japanese Bullet Train as ...
dicksbro
01-22-2004, 07:40 AM
AMTRAK is the the Japanese Bullet Train as ... the transportation industry is to Pinewood Derby cars.
Condoms are to birthday balloons as ...
rockintime
01-26-2004, 06:57 PM
Condoms are to birthday balloons as ... hockey masks are to halloween masks.
Fish are to lakes as ...
dicksbro
01-27-2004, 05:15 AM
Fish are to lakes as ... birds are to sky.
Bathrooms are to baths as ...
rockintime
01-31-2004, 06:48 PM
Bathrooms are to baths as ... Cars are to Back seats.
Black garters are to men's imaginations as ...
dicksbro
01-31-2004, 07:49 PM
Black garters are to men's imaginations as ... muscle shirts are to women's.
Semen stains are to trousers as ...
osuche
01-31-2004, 08:42 PM
ripped pantyhose are to dresses.
Vibes are to women as ...
rockintime
01-31-2004, 11:37 PM
Vibes are to women as ... just about anything is to a man.
Missionary position is to sex as ...
Lilith
01-31-2004, 11:43 PM
Missionary position is to sex as ... apples are to fruit.
Naughtiness is to sex as...
dicksbro
02-01-2004, 04:33 AM
... porn is to pornographers.
Sunshine is to mornings as ...
rockintime
02-01-2004, 08:38 PM
Sunshine is to Mornings as ... Orgasms are to Sex.
TV Ads are to the SuperBowl as ...
osuche
02-01-2004, 10:05 PM
TV Ads are to the SuperBowl as ... cumming is to sex.
Broccoli is to Chinese food as...
rockintime
02-02-2004, 12:59 AM
Broccoli is to Chinese food as... a Dead battery is to a Vibrator.
:D
Oil is to Massage as ...
osuche
02-02-2004, 10:43 AM
Oil is to Massage as ... broccoli is to Chinese food :D
Fish is to Friday as...
dicksbro
02-02-2004, 11:24 AM
Fish is to Friday as...chicken is to Kentucky.
Organs are to music as ...
osuche
02-02-2004, 11:26 AM
Organs are to music as ... kissing is to sex
Satin sheets are to beds as...
WildIrish
02-02-2004, 11:59 AM
Satin sheets are to beds as...socks are to freshly polished hardwood floors!
Pubic hairs are to teeth as...
dicksbro
02-02-2004, 12:02 PM
Pubic hairs are to teeth as ... pepper is to a nose.
Ketchup is to hamburgers as ...
osuche
02-02-2004, 01:05 PM
Ketchup is to hamburgers as ... lube is to anal sex :D
Cat is to meow as ...
dicksbro
02-02-2004, 06:00 PM
(OMG ... I may never eat another hamburger with ketchup on it. :D :D)
Cat is to meow as ... dog is to bark.
Osuche's avatar :lust: is to sexual stimulation as ...
osuche
02-02-2004, 06:35 PM
Osuche's avatar is to sexual stimulation as ... a prologue is to a book.
(sorry to ruin ketchup for you!)
Dicksbro is to humor as...
rockintime
02-02-2004, 09:57 PM
Dicksbro is to humor as... Frank Sinatra is to song. (and by that I don't mean Diksbro has to have the mafia laugh at his jokes. :D )
[of course, I could have said: as Broccoli is to Chinese Food.]
:D :D
Corncobs are to Toilet paper as ...
dicksbro
02-15-2004, 05:46 AM
Corncobs are to toilet paper as ... sleeves are to runny noses.
"E" on a fuel gage is to driving as ...
Teddy Bear
02-16-2004, 07:52 AM
"E" on a fuel gage is to driving as ... a rumbly-growling-tummy is to running .
Milk is to cereal as.....
rockintime
02-16-2004, 06:46 PM
Milk is to Cereal as .... Lubricant is to Sex.
Foot-long is to hotdog as ...
dicksbro
02-17-2004, 04:44 AM
Foot-long is to hotdog as ... thick is to hamburger.
Oxygen is to air as ...
rockintime
02-19-2004, 02:40 PM
Oxygen is to air as ... tongue is to kiss.
Slowly striptease is to Anticipation as ...
dicksbro
02-19-2004, 05:43 PM
Slowly striptease is to anticipation as ... a hand is to stimulation.
Airplanes are to the mile-high-club as ...
rockintime
02-20-2004, 06:07 AM
Airplanes are to the mile-high-club as ... Saws are to Logging.
Tattoos are to Skin as ...
dicksbro
02-21-2004, 03:34 PM
Tattoos are to Skin as ... hair transplants are to scalps.
Salted rim glasses are to margaritas as ...
osuche
02-22-2004, 12:17 AM
Salted rim glasses are to margaritas as ... oral is to sex.
Slippers are to shoes as...
dicksbro
02-22-2004, 05:59 AM
Slippers are to shoes as...gloves are to mittons.
Drool is to excitement as ...
rockintime
02-23-2004, 03:08 PM
Drool is to excitement as ... Foam is to Beer.
Politicians are to Truth as ...
dicksbro
02-24-2004, 03:02 AM
Politicians are to Truth as ... Hell is to Heaven.
Candy is to food as ...
rockintime
02-26-2004, 04:11 AM
Candy is to food as ... Sex is to Physical activity.
Escalators are to Stairs as ...
dicksbro
02-26-2004, 04:41 AM
Escalators are to Stairs as ... elevators are to helium baloons.
Coitus is to mating as ...
rockintime
03-01-2004, 04:35 AM
Coitus is to mating as ... reaching the top is to moutain climbing.
Helium is to Balloon ...
dicksbro
03-01-2004, 04:37 AM
Helium is to Balloon ... as drinks are to a bladder. ;)
Work is to money ....
rockintime
03-15-2004, 11:11 PM
Work is to money .... as practice is to playing sports.
Tying is to shoelaces as ...
Sugarsprinkles
03-15-2004, 11:56 PM
tying is to shoelaces as buckling is to belts.
Sucking is to nipples as..................
dicksbro
03-16-2004, 05:17 AM
Sucking is to nipples as..blowing is to an air hose.
Snowballing is to sharing as ...
rockintime
03-20-2004, 02:19 PM
Snowballing is to sharing as ... running a race is to going solo.
Unfastening a bra is to a Guy as ...
dicksbro
03-20-2004, 05:07 PM
Unfastening a bra is to a Guy as ... ice skating is to a roller skater.
Comedians are to laughter as ...
rockintime
03-20-2004, 08:34 PM
Comedians are to laughter as ... Farmers are to eating.
Praise is to ego as ...
popper70
03-21-2004, 08:42 AM
Praise is to ego as ... smooth lips are to a cock.
snow is to winter as ...
dicksbro
03-21-2004, 09:55 AM
snow is to winter as ice is to cubes
Jelly is to peanut butter as
rockintime
03-21-2004, 09:16 PM
Jelly is to peanut butter as ... panties are to bra.
Scissors are to hair as ...
denny
03-21-2004, 11:43 PM
Scissors are to hair as ...clippers are to nails.
A penis is to sex as...
rockintime
03-23-2004, 12:38 AM
A penis is to sex as ... pole is to pole vaulting.
Caves are to bats as ...
dicksbro
03-23-2004, 04:16 AM
Caves are to bats as ... rapids are to salmon.
Jackets are to cool weather as ...
rockintime
03-24-2004, 02:37 AM
Jackets are to cool weather as ... rubbers are to casual sex.
Firm is to Ass as ...
jseal
04-03-2004, 09:19 AM
Firm is to Ass as ... ribbed is to Stomach
Reading is to book as …
flutelady
04-03-2004, 06:38 PM
Reading is to book ... as blowing is to a flutist
combing hair is to Arthur Fonzarelli as...
jseal
04-03-2004, 07:29 PM
Combing hair is to Arthur Fonzarelli as ... singing is to Beverly Sills
Bricks are to buildings as …
dicksbro
04-04-2004, 05:40 AM
Bricks are to buildings as ... dirt is to gardens.
Motors are to machines as ...
jseal
04-04-2004, 07:59 AM
Motors are to machines as ... Muscles are to animals.
Nerves are to animals as ….
rockintime
04-05-2004, 04:56 PM
Nerves are to animals as ... electrical circuits are to buildings.
A tuba is to a trumpet as ...
dicksbro
04-05-2004, 05:07 PM
a bass fiddle is to a guitar.
A Trojan is to birth control as ...
rockintime
04-05-2004, 10:13 PM
A Trojan is to birth control as ... a treaty is to arms control.
Robes are to a Choir as ...
jseal
04-06-2004, 07:00 AM
Robes are to a Choir as ... uniforms are to a sports team.
Language is to humans as ...
dicksbro
04-07-2004, 03:24 AM
Language is to humans as ... understanding is to concept
seeds are to flowers as ...
jseal
04-07-2004, 04:02 AM
Seeds are to Flowers as ... Dawn is to Day
Twilight is to Evening as ...
skipthisone
04-07-2004, 09:32 AM
Childhood is to adolescence.
Seperation is to divorce as...
rockintime
04-09-2004, 03:30 PM
Seperation is to divorce as...Hors d oeuvres are to Dinner.
A Camera is to a Picture as...
dicksbro
04-10-2004, 05:50 AM
A camera is to a Picture as ... Paints are to a Painting.
Bras are to breasts as ...
rockintime
04-14-2004, 03:46 PM
Bras are to breasts as ... trees are to golf.
Hardons are to sex as ...
dicksbro
04-14-2004, 03:51 PM
Hardons are to sex as ... batteries are to vibrators
Apple pie is to dinner as ...
rockintime
04-14-2004, 04:02 PM
Apple pie is to dinner as ... hugging is to sex.
Anticipation is to skydiving as ...
dicksbro
04-14-2004, 04:20 PM
Anticipation is to skydiving as ... it is to sex, too. :D
Pepperoni is to pizza as ...
rockintime
04-17-2004, 04:04 PM
Pepperoni is to pizza as ... peanutbutter-and-jelly is to bread.
A javelin is to a track meet as ...
dicksbro
07-20-2004, 10:43 AM
A javelin is to a track meet as ... a bat is to baseball.
A bowling ball is to bowling pins as ...
wrestlemark
07-20-2004, 11:28 AM
...Horses are to Cars.
A Firm Ass is to Touch as:as a warm pussy is to my cock :sex: :eek: :bj:
rockintime
07-20-2004, 06:32 PM
wrestlemark...great to have you posting, but since you didn't provide the beginning of a new analogy, I will go back to the one provided by the previous poster :) :
A bowling ball is to bowling pins as .... my finger is to a line of dominoes.
A pickup line is to getting a date as ...
dicksbro
07-20-2004, 06:44 PM
A pickup line is to getting a date as ... an application is to getting a job.
Nudity is to nature as ...
rockintime
07-20-2004, 07:25 PM
Nudity is to nature as ... juiciness is to an orange.
Licking a nipple is to foreplay as ...
Teddy Bear
07-20-2004, 07:52 PM
Licking a nipple is to foreplay as ... greasing the pan is to baking a cake.
Pixie men are to great sex as...
rockintime
07-25-2004, 03:49 PM
Pixie men are to great sex as...Lance Armstong is to the Tour de France.
A sectional sofa is to a straight-backed dining chair as ...
dicksbro
07-28-2004, 02:57 AM
A sectional sofa is to a straight-backed dining chair as ... a bed is to a canvas cot.
Pixie women are to great sex as ...
rockintime
07-31-2004, 07:10 PM
Pixie women are to great sex as ... Greg Lamond is to the Tour de France.
Wheels are to a bicycle as ...
dicksbro
08-01-2004, 03:56 AM
Wheels are to a bicycle as ... wings are to a plane.
Sex is to society as ...
rockintime
08-07-2004, 04:49 PM
Sex is to society as ... sweets are to food.
A yarn is to the truth as ...
dicksbro
08-08-2004, 06:07 AM
A yarn is to the truth as ... a thread is to a forum.
Pictures are to memories as ...
rockintime
08-12-2004, 12:30 AM
Pictures are to memories as ... books are to learning.
Lubrication is to anal as ...
Teddy Bear
08-12-2004, 08:02 PM
Lubrication is to anal as ... motor oil is to a crank shaft.
Calif. is to RI as.......
rockintime
08-12-2004, 08:13 PM
roflmao, teddy :D
Calif. is to RI as.......a whale is to a minnow. :D
Beer is to a Tavern as ...
Teddy Bear
08-12-2004, 08:18 PM
Beer is to a Tavern as ... ice cream is to a Dairy Queen.
College starting is to parents as...
rockintime
08-12-2004, 10:27 PM
College starting is to parents as...get out of jail free card is to a monopoly player.
Tie is to Suit as ...
osuche
08-12-2004, 10:28 PM
Tie is to Suit as ... thong is to skirt.
Lipstick is to mirror as...
rockintime
08-12-2004, 10:40 PM
Lipstick is to mirror as...butter is to knife.
Tongue is to hardening nipple as ...
osuche
08-12-2004, 11:42 PM
Tongue is to hardening nipple as ... hand is to cock
rockintime
08-16-2004, 05:18 PM
OK, here's a starter again:
Bargains are to sales as ...
dicksbro
08-19-2004, 04:12 PM
Bargains are to sales as ... diapers are to .... yeah ... you know. :)
Showers are to cleanliness as ...
rockintime
09-10-2004, 09:23 PM
Showers are to cleanliness as ... massages are to relaxation.
Shortstories are to Novels as ...
wyndhy
09-12-2004, 10:09 PM
Shortstories are to Novels as ...a quickie is to tantric sex.
legs are to walking as...
rockintime
09-19-2004, 12:51 AM
legs are to walking as...wheels are to bicycling.
medications are to illness as ...
dicksbro
09-19-2004, 06:47 AM
Medications are to illness as ... drinks are to thirst.
Paint is to wood as ...
wyndhy
10-26-2004, 07:53 PM
Paint is to wood as ... clothes are to skin
orgasm is to sex as...
rockintime
10-28-2004, 08:07 PM
orgasm is to sex as... gusher is to oil well.
spank is to ass as ...
dicksbro
10-29-2004, 03:25 AM
Spank is to ass as kiss is to lips.
Men are to cocks as ...
rockintime
10-29-2004, 07:35 PM
Men are to cocks as ... Women are to Clits.
Ray Charles is to Music as ...
dicksbro
11-04-2004, 02:46 PM
Ray Charles is to Music as ... Fanny Crosby* was to writing hymns.
* She was blind and still wrote more than 9,000 in the early 1900's. Her real name was Frances Jane Crosby.
Snuggling close is to keeping warm as ...
rockintime
03-04-2005, 04:49 PM
Snuggling close is to keeping warm as ... stripping in a blizzard is to getting cold.
Oil is to massage as ...
dicksbro
03-05-2005, 02:37 PM
Oil is to massage as .. gas is to beans. :)
Dancing is to foreplay as ...
rockintime
03-08-2005, 02:20 AM
Dancing is to foreplay as ... kneading is to bread.
Short skirts are to flashing as ...
dicksbro
03-08-2005, 03:08 AM
Short skirts are to flashing as ... sheer fabrics are to modesty.
Erections are for men as ...
boilergirl1
03-08-2005, 03:17 AM
Short skirts are to flashing as ... sheer fabrics are to modesty.
Erections are for men as ...
satisfaction is to pleasure
energy is to power as........
dicksbro
03-08-2005, 03:27 AM
satisfaction is to pleasure
energy is to power as........
... batteries are to cars.
Hope is to happiness as ...
boilergirl1
03-08-2005, 03:33 AM
... batteries are to cars.
Hope is to happiness as ...
curves are to ladies asses.
time is to live as.....
rockintime
03-08-2005, 02:27 PM
time is to live as.....inches are to cocks.
Spank is to Ass as ...
rockintime
04-09-2005, 05:38 PM
Spank is to Ass as ... pinch is to nipple.
Homework is to college as ...
dicksbro
04-09-2005, 05:50 PM
Homework is to college as ... college is to job.
Fun is to Pixies as ...
rockintime
04-10-2005, 11:00 PM
Fun is to Pixies as ... quacking is to ducks.
Lyrics are to songs as ...
dicksbro
04-11-2005, 02:09 AM
Lyrics are to songs as ... hot dogs are to buns.
Oil is to engines as ...
osuche
04-17-2005, 10:37 AM
...blood is to the human body
Dust is to houses as.....
dicksbro
04-17-2005, 12:10 PM
... rain is to washed cars. :(
Money is to happiness as ...
rockintime
06-10-2005, 06:10 PM
Money is to happiness as ... drugs are to nirvana.
Words are to a Songwriter as ...
dicksbro
06-11-2005, 04:33 AM
Words are to a Songwriter as ... formulas are to a scientist.
Blowjobs are to sex as ...
rockintime
06-11-2005, 09:27 PM
Blowjobs are to sex as ... sweetness is to watermelon.
Pinching is to nipple as ...
dicksbro
06-25-2005, 03:06 AM
Pinching is to nipple as ... squeezing is to breast.
Semen is to men as ...
rockintime
07-22-2005, 08:19 PM
Semen is to men as ... lava is to a volcano.
Bluffing is to poker as ...
dicksbro
07-23-2005, 04:33 AM
Bluffing is to poker as ... stuffing is to poking her. :)
Gasoline is to cars as ...
bare4you
07-23-2005, 09:37 AM
Gasoline is to cars as ... milk is to a baby
Young love is to ...
dicksbro
07-25-2005, 03:44 PM
Young love is to ... puberty as patient love is to maturity.
Low cholesterol is to good diet as ...
rockintime
07-25-2005, 08:03 PM
Low cholesterol is to good diet as ... an orgasm is to great sex.
Lying is to Pinochhio's nose as ...
dicksbro
12-07-2008, 06:17 AM
* BUMP *
Lying is to Pinochhio's nose as ... friction is to orgasm.
rockintime
04-06-2009, 07:36 PM
Coins are to fountains as ... Penises are to vaginas.
Earthquakes are to the Earth as ....
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