!!Rebuttal!! --->to Irish's---> Man Rules!!

[Lovediva]

(Can't remember if this has been posted...but what the hell!! :D :D)









If Dr. Seuss Was a Woman, she'd write


I'm glad I'm a woman -Yes I am, yes I am.
I don't live on Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam.

I don't brag to my buddies about my erections.
I won't drive to Hell before asking directions.

I act nice at parties; don't act like a clown;
And I know how to put the damn toilet seat down.

I won't grab your boobies; I won't pinch your butt.
My belt is not hidden beneath my beer gut.

I don't go around re-adjusting my crotch;
or make sure my headboard bears each hard-earned notch.

I don't belch in public; don't scratch my behind.
I'm a woman, you see- I'm just not that kind!

I'm glad I'm a woman; So glad I could sing-and
thrilled I'm not covered in shag carpeting.

Hair won't grow from my ears, or cover my back.
And when I bend over, you can't see my crack.

I'm a woman, alas-and I'm proud, don't you see?
I'm blessed to have boobs and to squat when I pee.

I don't live for golf, or shoot basketball.
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.

I don't need male bonding; I don't cruise for chicks-
I'll never join the "Hair Club", or think with my dick.

I'm a woman, by chance, and thankful I am!
I'm so glad I'm a woman; not a man, yes I am!

[babybunny]

Mmm I may pinch your butt though! :D

[WildIrish]

HEY...


I resemble that. :D

[Belial]

"And when I bend over, you can't see my crack."
Those new low-cut jeans sure show a lot of panty though
:D

[cowgirltease]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lovediva
[B](Can't remember if this has been posted...but what the hell!! :D :D)

Hot Damn You GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!







:D :) ;) :p

[Oldfart]

Diva,

Of course you're chuffed with being a woman.

Unless you're a man it really doesn't make sense.