Girls are never satisfied

[ChinesePussy]

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
:fish:

[Aqua]

:eek: :fish:

[dadaist]

"Ain't it the truth, ain't it the truth...."

[gekkogecko]

My wife and I have the following frequent exchange:

Me: "Where's my supper, bitch?"
Her: "Right where you left it, asshole"

[Cobalt]

Originally posted by dadaist
"Ain't it the truth, ain't it the truth...."


ditto, for the most of them!

[Cheyanne]

If she works too hard, there is never any time for him.
If she doesn’t work at all, she is a gold- digger.

If she has as exhausting, 24 hour a day, repetitive job with no pay – she is a housewife and mother.
If he has a boring repetitive job with low pay, he can come home and sit in “his” recliner.

If she gets a job/promotion ahead of him, she must have laid down to get it, or gave a good blow job or neglects her family/kids.
If he gets a job/promotion ahead of her she is to accept it “Like a good little lady.”

If she tells you how nice he looks, he immediately thinks of sex.
If she takes care of herself and looks nice, she may be having an affair – or is asking for “it”.

If she cries, it is hormones…
If she is argumentative… she must be having her period.

If he makes a decision without consulting her, it is in her best interest.
If she makes a decision without consulting him, she may be a lesbian.

If she asks you to do something it is called nagging.
If he asks her to get him a beer, she is to drop what she is doing.

If she is proud of her achievements, she couldn’t have done them without him.
If she isn’t, she is a bitch.

If she says she isn’t in the mood for sex, she is frigid.
If he says he isn’t in the mood for sex, he is impotent.

[Irish]

They're all steriotypes.I,personaly,HATE steriotypes!
Examples:A biker is always,a person whose,belly,hang over his
pants(usually because they show him,wth a "T"shirt,that is 4sizes
too small)He has an unkempt beard,dirty long,sloppy hair & cares
nothing about anyone.
An alchoholic,is someone that hangs out in the park,ogling women&little kids!He wears a dirty trenchcoat&carries his bottle in
a brown paper bag!
I have been a biker,for most,of my life & am a recovering alcoholic.
I have never been like either one.
I like the old Hells Angels courtesy card.It says-when we do right,
NO One remembers!
When,we do wrong,NO ONE forgets!
How True!!!! Irish
P.S.Pardon me,maybe I take things to personally!

[Cheyanne]

LOL Irish... I guess I had a little touch 'O Irish when I wrote my response... just was wanting to point out that the "bashing" can go both ways depending on personal perspective...

[Sharni]

This goes with the blonde jokes, the Irish jokes...and the millions of other politically incorrect things

We all need to remember to bring our sense of humor when reading some of these threads....

This is a joke....not meant as an offence

[Irish]

Sharni---I'm also Blond,so I guess it goes many ways!I look
alot like"Dog"Chapman,the bounty hunter,that you may have
seen on TV.
Cheyanne---I knew that you were kidding!Actually,both responces
are somewhat correct,it's just that every relationship is different.
That's why I hate steriotypes.They generalise to much.As Sharni said,They are meant to be humorous but many people beleive them! Irish

[Sharni]

LMAO....ooppppsss...no winning there eh

Male..blonde...and named Irish :D

[Loulabelle]

I'm with Irish.....I hate the steotypes and although I think both CP and Cheyanne's posts are funny (because we have all known people who fall into those stereotypes) I try not to be a lazy thinker and accept the stereotypes invented by other people.

I myself have been a victim of stereotypical thinking (with regard to class, not gender) far too much to want to subject anyone else to that kind of prejudice.

Besides, I am not a 'typical' woman so, I tend to avoid 'typical' men........If my guy cries, he's not a wimp, he's someone who gives a shit, if he gets promoted, I feel at last someone is appreciating him as much as I do.....in return all I ask is that if I cry, my pain is taken seriously, if I get promoted, he trusts that I didn't sleep my way there and that I was promoted for being the best person for the job, not for being female.

[Sharni]

:D I hate sterotypes too.....but jeez.... lighten up

[ChinesePussy]

i thought this is just a joke to laught

but sorry to cause trouble

[Sharni]

No trouble at all CP...i laughed :D

It's actually been posted before a few times....just never got this attention

[Cheyanne]

Really.... I was only joking around... I made it up and was giggling as I was typing...

CP - I thought it was funny..... that is how I was looking at it anyway.... :D

[PantyFanatic]

YEAH! :mad:
















lmao:D

[Wicked Wanda]

As pixies comes to an end we are all being too FUCKING serious!!

I love this place, for soo many reasons. I go to wakes, not funerals. I prefer to celebrate the life, not mourn it.

Wanda
The mighty tyke dyke bitch
( I was actually called that the other night in a bar)

[dadaist]

I've never fucked anyone named Serious. Can you introduce me? Does she have a sister? :p

[quisath]

SERIOUS...........................Awwwwww BS............You know what they say if you can't take a Joke right? :)

I could careless....................Lets Have Fun .............NOW GET NAAKED.................a POOL of Jello is waiting on us. (I wish)

[strokeplayer]

I remember my father telling me, when my pet died, that it was okay for a man to cry. I have never forgotten...yes, I cry in sad movies...and at other times.

I also believe something else my father told me when I was very young....Women! Its hard to live with them, but harder to live without them!

[strokeplayer]

Damm! A pool of jello does sound fun...especially if there are good friends to enjoy it with.

[Pussy Willow]

I can say truthfully that some of those apply to us.

But mostly we talk about things and decide together what should happen. Sometimes I give in, sometimes he gives in.

The delicate art of compromise!!!

[Max_theHitMan]

As Good As It Gets - Movie monologue -


Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson): I might be the only person on the face of the earth that knows you're the greatest woman on earth. I might be the only one who appreciates how amazing you are in every single thing that you do, and how you are with Spencer, "Spence", and in every single thought that you have, and how you say what you mean, and how you almost always mean something that's all about being straight and good. I think most people miss that about you, and I watch them, wondering how they can watch you bring their food, and clear their tables and never get that they just met the greatest woman alive. And the fact that I get it makes me feel good, about me.

[lakritze]

But seriously folks.There are two types of people in this world.No wait,I mean there are people who always and those who never.Or is it all people who belong to this group of people are redundant.Oh hell,why do we have to learn the same lessons over and over and over??? As I look over my shoulder,I still see that the paranoids are still after me.