one million

[lostintexas]

i want to start a thread that has one million replies. you can post anything that you want, jokes, bad jokes, comments, porn, i dont care. i just want the post to incude the reply number. this is post 0, so the next post will be reply # 1.

post padding is legal in this thread and expected, have fun and no limits.

-lostintexas

[lostintexas]

reply # 1

cum on you all !

-lost

[Bardog]

#2
Good Luck!!!

[lostintexas]

#3 thanks

-lost

[Lilith]

4-this is the thread that doesn't end

[lostintexas]

#5

it ends at one million and one. no it never ends really. its a cool idea though, gets people talking!

-lost

[Lilith]

6- yes it goes on and on my friend

[lostintexas]

i have changed email servers scince i became a member, how do i change my profile. i am a newbie sorry>

-lost #7

[lostintexas]

#8 never mind got it

[Lilith]

9- some people started posting to it not knowing what it was and they'll continue posting here forever just because

[Eliza]

#10
I'll continue for ya Lilith...

"This is the thread that never ends......"

lol...now I know I'm gonna have that in my head all night!

Eliza

[LixyChick]

#11.........yes it goes on and on my friends........some people started posting it.....(and we knew what it was)..........but we'll continue posting it.......forever.......


JUST BECAUSE............

[Lilith]

12- this is the thread that will not end ( I love you guys...TY for not leaving me looking like a twit all by myself((hugs))~x~)

[LixyChick]

Oh Shari and Charliehorse!

*weeping*

[LixyChick]

<<<<<<<------------Has not kid one and still knows the song!

Twit? I think not!

[lostintexas]

#14

it gets better

-lost

[lostintexas]

16 sorry

[Steph]

This post is actually 16 - sorry to be such a stickler but you have to get to a million fair and square! :)

[LixyChick]

I hope..........if no one is posting as I post......

off the subject.....contribution!

[Flynn]

18

Ha! I'm shielded from your silly, incessant song by the power of Cheap Trick! And I promise it's just a coincidence that "She's Tight" was the song playing as I started reading threads.

[fzzy]

19

It's been a long time since I was 19 ..... but tonight, I return to old memories. LOL!

great idea! - and it's always good to have goals that others can be a part of.

[turbo_mmx]

ah yes. Here i am :D

[dicksbro]

21-just thought I'd my first post to the chain.

[dicksbro]

22-and my second :D

[celticangel]

23~~~~~~~~~Hello everyone!:D

[PantyFanatic]

#24
I won’t be here when you finish is.:(

So far our most prolific thread has had 16,277 posts in 495 days. That’s about 32.88 per day or one every 43.8 minutes. But not to worry. You’re off to a better start than that. So far you have 24 posts in about 375 minutes.:rolleyes:

If you can keep it rolling like this, you’ll have a post every 15.6 minutes or 92.3per day. Of course 8 of them were yours, so you’ll have to do your 30 per day to keep up. I’ll be happy to give you my 1 every day………. for a while…… until I leave Pixies.

At the record braking rate of 92 per day, it will only take 12,402 days or about 33 years, 10 months and 24 days. You will be 67 years and 5 months old.:eek:

Oh wait! I didn’t figure in the extra post you’ll get every leap year.:) NO SWEAT!:D

[Teddy Bear]

#25

PF --- what you talking about? You leaving Pixies,,,,,, Don't you even think such foul thoughts. You need to be here when I reach 1,000 and then 10,000. I mean if your gone who will have the facts and figures and %.

If you leave I'll just have to go back to cotton briefs.... sigh.... the silk was soooo nice.

:( say it ain't so.. say ya ain't leaving....

[Bilbo]

With a reply like that PF..I don't see the point incontributing to something that I won't be around to...........................Shit! too late

post #26

[PantyFanatic]

I most likely won’t be here in another 34 years Teddy Bear;)
But you can bury me in a crate of PANTIES:p


LMAO@ BilBo
(#27)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

28--How old I was when I had my first child, a life-changing experience...which this thread will probably *not* be. :D

[m45]

#29 Panty is a numbers man....

[m45]

#30 Lixy has some very nice nipples,

[m45]

31........................;-)
Would love to suck on those nipples......;-)

[FussyPucker]

32 - What an interesting idea !......errr this thread .....not only sucking on Lixy's nipples ;)

[Lilith]

33~ my fave #

[FussyPucker]

34 - of course I'm waiting for #69 ! lol :D

[LixyChick]

#35 Who's sucking my nipples now? LOL!

[Steph]

#36

Thank you for the estimation, PF! I think this could take much less than 33 years since we can post whatever we want here and we're encouraged to have silly posts. Other threads die for a variety of reasons . . . we shall see.

[Cheyanne]

#36

*starts a collection box for Pixie Ladies Panties for PF*

[fzzy]

#37 here I am again .... getting closer to the goal all the time! :)

[Lilith]

38~ bum, bum, bumble bee, bumble bee tuna

[lostintexas]

#39 this is going faster than i thought, thanks for the responce

-lost

[dicksbro]

#40 - I heard somebody sucking on Lixy's nipples and thought I'd check it out.

[dicksbro]

#41 .. just realized, we've only got 999,959 more to go. Can we do that by ... supper? Nah.

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by dicksbro
#41 .. just realized, we've only got 999,959 more to go. Can we do that by ... supper? Nah.

You can if you're planning to eat supper April 4th, 2036.

(now that diet should work);)


#42

[dicksbro]

Hey, we're already down to 999, 957. Thanks PF.

Heck with supper ... Lixy, is a nipple free yet?

[Lilith]

44~ I have a double digit thing..........lol if one is good 2 must be awesome:p

[IAKaraokeGirl]

45~Dinner's getting closer!

[Lilith]

46~ I think it's really nice when we all work together for a common cause.......pffffffffffffffffffffft! How many posts does word association have?

[Scarecrow]

Word Association is the thread with the most post at the moment 16280

#47

[Scarecrow]

#48 I'll help get this tread to 50

[Lilith]

49~ me too

[Scarecrow]

#50 - Hey Lixychick

[Scarecrow]

Here's #51 LMAO

[Scarecrow]

#52 (see thread "I've been bumped")

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#53--it's the weekend. Woohoo!

[Eliza]

Originally posted by Cheyanne
#36

*starts a collection box for Pixie Ladies Panties for PF*



#54...donates panties for PF

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#55--another double digit for Lilith. :D

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by Lilith
46~ I think it's really nice when we all work together for a common cause.......pffffffffffffffffffffft! How many posts does word association have?

16,277 as of 05:00 this morning. :) We only have to do 61.4 times what was done there. LMAO

#56

[Lilith]

57~ oh the despair~ lol

[dicksbro]

58 bottles of beer on the wall, 58 bottles of beer ... oops.

[jennaflower]

59
hmmm... wonder if I will get laid before this hits a million... ROFL

[Kimberly73]

60

Thought I'd add something too :)

[Lilith]

61~my number is 61 cause I didn't get 8 :p

[PantyFanatic]

#62
... and only 30 more to go in the next 2 hours.:)

That is if you want to stay on your schedule of 30 years to finish this with 92.3 posts per day. :rolleyes:

[jennaflower]

63...

PF... good heavens.. if you are right... and it takes me longer for me to get laid than it does for this thread to get to a million... then I will never have sex again...

get to postin.. LOL

[PantyFanatic]

I know the guy that started this is going to do his part:) (which happens to be 30 posts per day). With the 21 you are behind right now,:rolleyes: there will be NO PROBLEM hitting todays mark of 92 and doing this within that 30 year target.:D

#64

[Sugarsprinkles]

#65


Can anyone tell me what kind of flower this is????

[jennaflower]

66

Nope.. have no idea SS... :(

[Lilith]

67~ no but they are pretty..like blue lupine

[Sugarsprinkles]

#68

Yes, they're very pretty. And not very big. Here's one that shows their relative size...

[PantyFanatic]

Jenna, you have a better chance of being struck by lightning while scuba diving and making love with Sean Connery at the same time:rolleyes: than this thread being finished ……… on ANY schedule.

#69- Only 21 more posts needed in the next 1/2 hour. LOL

We may have popped the clutch to fingering keyboard before engaging thought process here.;)

[Eliza]

Originally posted by Sugarsprinkles
#68

Yes, they're very pretty. And not very big. Here's one that shows their relative size...



They are blue bells! I love them. My grandmother had them all over her yard as a kid.


Eliza

[Eliza]

#71.
I was so close to being 69..but PF got it....couldn't happen to a nicer guy PF.

Eliza

[PantyFanatic]

Oh Eliza, I would be SO happy to give you 69!:)

There is still time for me to “take my post out” and let you ‘slide into that position”.:D

You will have to edit your post numbers, then I can come “in behind you”.:p:p


#72 (for now:) )

[Lilith]

73~ I

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by pantyfanatic
Oh Eliza,
You will have to edit your post numbers, then I can come “in behind you”.:p:p



#74


But, PF, Sweetheart..................you're ALREADY behind me! ;):p :D

I was #68 and you slid in right behind me at #69. :D

...or doesn't that count????

[Lilith]

75 am

[Steph]

76

I'm interrupting Lilith's eventual sentence. Let's keep up people!

[Lilith]

77 not

[jennaflower]

Originally posted by pantyfanatic
Jenna, you have a better chance of being struck by lightning while scuba diving and making love with Sean Connery at the same time:rolleyes: than this thread being finished ……… on ANY schedule.

Is that supposed to make me feel better? ROFL...


this is 78 :)

[jennaflower]

which would make this one 79...

[Lilith]

80 sure

[lostintexas]

somewhere we got off. as i am posting replies = 82

so that makes this post 83

ttt

-lost

[IAKaraokeGirl]

84~because I'm waiting for Lilith to finish her sentence, "I am sure..."

[dicksbro]

85-fifteen from the first century mark. Go, team, go. :)

(Just thought we needed a pep rally :D)

[T-S]

here's #86

[jennaflower]

alrighty... this IS the 87th post... believe me I have gone back and recounted AGAIN.. .LOL... (I am doing so now so that I won't feel compelled to do it at 500,000. :)

[Cabrylla]

wooohoo 88th

[LixyChick]

#89 lostintexas........a/s/l please!

LOL....had to be said!

[Lilith]

90 but

[PantyFanatic]

… :(if it was posted by 23:30 hr. yesterday.

Where is our leader?
You are leading by example ….. right? Or is Lost really lost?

Your 9 posts were short by 21 from your daily 30 needed to finish what you started here to complete this thread within 33+ years. Right now we need to be at about 138 posts to do that. And you need to have around 45.:rolleyes:

We need to get dicksbro back up here.
fifteen from the first century mark. Go, team, go.

(Just thought we needed a pep rally )

[Scarecrow]

#92 just to help Jennaflower out.;)

[Lilith]

93 I

[m45]

Well this would be #93 but we have two #36's so this is really

#94.....

see page 3

[m45]

Now 95

[Steph]

96

Off to a pub soon for my first pint of Guinness in toooo long! And there's going to be session players there, some from Newfoundland! Yippee!

[Scarecrow]

#97 we should an accurate count ever 100 post to help us keep track of were we really are









At Pixies(thank goodness for edit):D

[m45]

or is it 97

[m45]

99 we need a HEAD count

[m45]

100

Head.. ooooo ya!

[Scarecrow]

101 is also a good #

[Lilith]

102 think

[Scarecrow]

Lilith are you trying for triple didget #103

[m45]

now 104

[lostintexas]

a/s/f ?

i am 33 / going to be married, engaged almost / male from west texas. kind of nuts and pretty level headed person most of the time.

-lost #90

[m45]

106 and we are in a fix

[m45]

107 all dogs go to Heaven

[lostintexas]

the board says 108 replies with 658 veiws.

so we are looking for 109

-lost

[m45]

109

if every time you viewd you laft a post we'd be at 658

[Scarecrow]

This is reply #110:)

[m45]

# 111

[Scarecrow]

and now for #112

[m45]

#113

Ahhhhhhh the number 13

[Sugarsprinkles]

#114

I'm back again......with nothing to say........ain't that a switch?? LOL

[Scarecrow]

#115 just stopped in

[Sharni]

#116

I'm Backkkkkkkkkkkk

:D:D:D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Me too :D

[fzzy]

#118 I have returned as well. :)

[Sugarsprinkles]

#119






How's this for relaxation?????





















I wish I could relax like this. :D:D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#120~Happy Mother's Day!

[Scarecrow]

#121

[m45]

#122..


So panty tell us at the rate of growth so far, what is the expected amount of post that we will have at the one month mark????

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Scarecrow]

here's 1 more #123 and it fits the counting game LOL

[jseal]

Gentlefolk,

Sorry, I've been away. Happy Mother's Day! One million is a LARGE number, as this thread will demonstrate.

[Scarecrow]

#125 of 1,000,000

[Sharni]

#126 :D:D

[dicksbro]

#127 and counting.

[dadaist]

If we're only going to a million, does that make this a limited edition collector's series?

#128

[dadaist]

#129. because it's Sunday afternoon and I have nothing better to do.
Wait, I don't have ANYTHING to do these days (or anyone for that matter).

[Sharni]

#130 and still counting:D

[dadaist]

#131, because I want to start a new page.
(but didn't yet. darn it. Maybe I need one of those .sig things that are longer than most brief posts. :P :P :P )

[dadaist]

#132, because I can.

[dadaist]

#133, which happens to be the troop I belonged to in the late 80's/90's and earned my Eagle in. There's a pic on my tripod page.

[Kimberly73]

134....

[Sugarsprinkles]

#135


HI AGAIN!!!!!

[PantyFanatic]

m45, are you sure you want to know the answer?:eek:


Using a 30.4 day month, we will need 2,815 at the end of 1 month. At the present rate of 74.4% of required velocity, we won’t finish this for 42 years, 9 months.:rolleyes: As of when you asked, we had 122 posts and should have been at 164.:( But we still have time to make it to the 185 we should have today by 23:30 if the Threadmaster gets his ass in gear.;) LMAO

# 136

[Kimberly73]

137.....

:)


guess I was too slow ;)

[dicksbro]

#138 ... getting ready for bed

[dicksbro]

#139 ... and calling it a night

[Lilith]

140 that

[skipthisone]

This is the dumbest damn thing i ever heard...

[Lilith]

142 we

[skipthisone]

oh ...143 ...LMAO

[jennaflower]

144....

following STO.. I seem to be doing that alot lately... anyone else notice? LOL

[Lilith]

145 may

[jennaflower]

146

June

[IAKaraokeGirl]

147 Cleaver :D

[LixyChick]

Originally posted by jennaflower
144.... following STO.. I seem to be doing that alot lately... anyone else notice? LOL
#148......

Yep.....I think we did!

[Lilith]

149 be

[LixyChick]

#150

Please tell me you aren't going to make us wait till one million to figure out what you are trying to say, Lil!

[LixyChick]

#151

Does anyone besides me go..........yikes....when you see that ad at the bottom of the page with the guy with tits? It shocks me everytime!

Yikes! There it is again! LMFAO!

[Ando3]

#152... isnt the word for any number +1 a "google"?? Or is that name already taken somewhere on the web?

[Lilith]

153 tilting

[Steph]

154 windmills?

Goodbye, my baby won't stay

If I'm feeling tomorrow
like I feel today
well, I say
If I'm feeling tomorrow
like I feel today
goin' pack all my bags
and make my getaway

-cool song on CBC right now

[Steph]

155 - it was a great song. Her name is Diane Reeves (sp.). Raised in Detroit, lives in Colorado. Anyone lucky enough to know her?

[Cabrylla]

156 bottles of beer on the wall!!!! *sings loud and off key*

[Steph]

157

I'm awake and should sleep soon!!!!

[Sharni]

#158

[dicksbro]

#159 is the precursor to ...

[dicksbro]

#160 which I'm sure you've been waiting for. :D

[Lilith]

161 at

[Sugarsprinkles]

#162


*peeks in checking the progress and exits silently*

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#163~adds her $0.02 in.

[jseal]

Keep pluggin' away.

[Lilith]

165 windmills

[Lilith]

166 !

[The Shadow]

167

[LixyChick]

#168

[FussyPucker]

#169 - woo hoo at least I get THIS "69" who's joining me for it ? LOL :D

[Lilith]

170

:p

[FussyPucker]

171 ~ WOO HOO..... thought it was about time we had one of those :D

[Cheyanne]

#172

*Looks in box of panties..... notices that there are only 2.... hmmmmmmmmmm*

[Cheyanne]

#173 ~ OMG wil it ever end!!!!!!!!!!! Please say it will...........

:redghost:

[Lilith]

174 This is the thread that will not end:p

[The Shadow]

175

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Originally posted by Cheyanne
#172

*Looks in box of panties..... notices that there are only 2.... hmmmmmmmmmm*


#176~donating hers to the cause :D

[Steph]

177
all good people go to heaven

[Steph]

178
I think I'll go masturbate

[FussyPucker]

179 - errrr....."BOO" :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

180~it's a gorgeous day here today (finally!)

[dicksbro]

181---and nice here as well! YES!

[peregu]

182 - I feel this may not be my last post in this strand....

[BlondeCurlGirl]

183-Look, it's me! :)

[Lilith]

184 I just saw that tranny ad Lixy was talking about................OMG... he has better tits than me :(

[Steph]

184 I'm jealous of his/her hair, too!

[Cheyanne]

185

Like the new Av dicksbro!!!

[Cheyanne]

187 ( there are 2 184's) hahahahaha

lostintexas.... where are you?

[Lilith]

188~ good thing there is something that keeps track for us:p

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Originally posted by Steph
184 I'm jealous of his/her hair, too!

189~Kind of going for the Jennifer Anniston look, don't you think?

[dadaist]

190

A 'googol' is 10 to the power of 100. Or a one, with one hundred zeros following it. The google people spelled it that way on purpose, so they could trade mark it. I've got the limited edition Dilbert as a google logo mug hanging on my wall.

(A googolplex is 10 with a googol zeros following it. And I've heard there aren't enough particles in the universe to count that high).

[dadaist]

As to the new banner ads, I don't suppose there's a way to select an option so that I can only see the ones of the naked girls who were born as girls, is there? ;)

Oh, 191.

[dadaist]

Nuts. When I posted, what, 5 messages in this thread yesterday, there weren't (yet) more posts in the thread than I had done personally. Now there are. :P

192.

[dicksbro]

193 ... and this one's for free. So are all the rest, just needed something to rhyme. Why. I don't know. Don't worry, my nap time is coming soon. :D :D

[LixyChick]

#194....*EDIT*

It's sunny today, but it's gotten colder over the course of 4 hours.

[dicksbro]

Oops ... with two 193's this must be 195. No jive. :D

[Aqua]

196

Sorry I do not have any worthwhile information to post...

:(

[dicksbro]

197 ... I don't either. :(

[IAKaraokeGirl]

198~At least it's not as windy today as it has been. Thought there was an undeclared tornado for the last 36 hours or so just hovering above my house. :D

[Sharni]

#199

[dicksbro]

#200 ...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Originally posted by dicksbro
#195 ...



195? That gorgeous sunshine getting to you, sweetie? :)

#200

[Lilith]

202 I think

[dicksbro]

#203

[IAKaraokeGirl]

#204, and, coming from your favorite legal secretary:

Did you know that a secretary's left hand does 56% of the typing?

[skipthisone]

205....like a fart in a skillet, you know its in there but you can't put your finger on it.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

206~No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

[Cheyanne]

#207 What is your favorite nut? :)

[skipthisone]

208...my left one is my fave :D

[Cheyanne]

#209

Skip - your av is freaking me out..............

[Lilith]

210 burple

[skipthisone]

211

Cheyanne Your av is doing things to me..and its not freaking me out

[Cheyanne]

#212

hmmmmmmmmmmmm..... whispers in Skip's ear... "tell me........." ;)

[skipthisone]

213....A whisper is just a whisper until it is a scream

[LixyChick]

Originally posted by Lilith
184 I just saw that tranny ad Lixy was talking about................OMG... he has better tits than me :(
#214 That's why I mentioned it! I hate men who have better bits than me!

[Steph]

215

I can't believe how quickly this thread is adding up!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

216~Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

[LixyChick]

#216 Was just thinking the opposite Steph! A millions alotta posting! How we doing so far pantyfanatic? Has there even ever been a million posts in one thread?

I could go look but I like when PF gives me his stats!

[Scarecrow]

#217

PF answered the question about which post has the most replys early in this thread. It is the Word association thread with just over 16000 post. So everyone just keep on posting here :D

[Sharni]

#218....just doing my bit for the cause *L*

[jennaflower]

219.... adding in my 2 cents

[dadaist]

#220. After dinner.

[Sharni]

#221

[Lilith]

#222 ~3 way


we are off the next should be #224

[Sharni]

#224 :D

[Lilith]

#225 My anal retentive self Thanks you Sharni:D

[Aqua]

#226... did you say anal?

[Lilith]

#227 chick w/ a dick alert...god that one slays me

[Lilith]

228~ why yes, yes I did. Why you interested?;)

[Sugarsprinkles]

#229


Here I am again!


*Whooooosh* There I go again! :D

[Sharni]

#230 No probs Lil :D:D

[dadaist]

#231.

[Aqua]

#232 Yes Lil, I am...

[dadaist]

#233.

[Sharni]

#234

[dadaist]

#235

[Sharni]

#236

[Eliza]

#237
Hi All!

[Eliza]

<------------------------I turned 100!!!!!!



Oh...#238

[dadaist]

#239.

Hi, Eliza!

[Eliza]

OKay Dadaist...That Means this is....#240??

[Eliza]

241...Woo Hoo!

[dadaist]

Is it possible you're enjoying this TOO much? ;)

#242

[PantyFanatic]

#243

Set your watches!

At 23:35 (EDT) hr. we will only need 281 post to be on track with our 33 year goal:rolleyes:

[Lilith]

244~ determination I tell you

[Lilith]

245~
Just what makes that little old ant
Think he'll move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, can't
Move a rubber tree plant

[IAKaraokeGirl]

246~The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

[IAKaraokeGirl]

247~Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

248~There are more chickens than people in the world.

(...which also means that there are more chickens that the number of posts this thread will *ever* have.)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

249~Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.