{A new game} I want to be....

[osuche]

Traffic cop

Homicide or Vice?

[dicksbro]

Vice. Sounds like more fun (but bet it isn't) ... but I'm sure homicide wouldn't be. :(

Beef or pork?

[osuche]

Beef, if I must. Only eat it about 5 times a year.

Chicken or fish?

[imaginewithme]

Man, if I pick one I am a chicken...if I pick the other I stink like fish....can i not answer??? hehehe

sand or concrete?

[dicksbro]

I want to be ... sand? :)

I want to be an artist or a model?

[Gilly]

A model, they get the big bucks.


Would you rather.....


Jump from an airplane

or

Jump into a pit of snakes?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Jump from an airplane




I want to be: a stripper or a voyeur?

[imaginewithme]

voyeur......this body is not going to do much stripping I am afraid.

I want to be a porn producer or porn star?

[cbass1976]

Producer

i want to be a pair of brittany spears panties or jessica simpsons panties?

[Gilly]

Britney's, so I can see how full of it she really is.


A garbage man or jr high janitor?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Definitely false!!!!!!!!




I want to be happier than I am.

[dicksbro]

Just to get us back on track a bit: Ok, it's simple. First person lists two things. Next person picks which one they would rather be, and lists two more. Basically, it runs just like the Versus game, only with occupations and types of people.

And, yep, of course I'd rather be happier (although I'm not unhappy)

An exotic dancer (m or f) or the owner of a nudist resort?

[Sugarsprinkles]

owner of a nudist resort




deep sea diver or mountain climber?

[Pegasusx62]

deep sea diver

voyeur or participant?

[Sugarsprinkles]

voyeur



player or referee?

[Pegasusx62]

player

sassy or shy?

[Sugarsprinkles]

shy at first





life of the party or wallflower?

[Pegasusx62]

wallflower...

passive or agressive?

[Scarecrow]

agressive


threesome or foursome

[Sugarsprinkles]

Threesome





Singer or songwriter?

[Sharni]

Singer

Songwriter or Music composer

[dicksbro]

Songwriter

Dog or horse trainer?

[Sharni]

Horse

Rodeo: Bull or Horse rider?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Horse





Deep Sea Fisherman or rock climber?

[Sharni]

Fisherman...scared of heights *LOL*

Model or Yourself?

[dicksbro]

LOL ... is yourself myself or is yourself yourself? I'll say, myself if yourself doesn't mind. :D :D

Crew or passenger?

[sillyme]

Passenger

I want to a...

student or teacher

[Sugarsprinkles]

student




doctor or lawyer?

[Sharni]

Doctor

Male or Female?

[sillyme]

Female

I want to be a sea captain or crewman.

[dicksbro]

Sea captain.

Pilot or navigator?

[Sharni]

Pilot

Airline or Ship pilot?

[dicksbro]

Ship pilot (not sure why)

Taxi or Bus driver?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Taxi




voter or candidate?

[way22hot]

Voter ,gives me the right to bitch about the candidate


prisoner or slave

[OziJuggalo]

Prisoner

Warden or prison Gard

[dicksbro]

Actually neither, but between the two I'll pick warden (although I'm not sure why).

Conservative or Liberal?

[denny]

liberal

bi or straight?

[dicksbro]

Straight

Wide awake or sleepy?

[OziJuggalo]

wide awake

police man or fire man oops or women

[dicksbro]

I want to be a policeman specializing in strip searching suspect women. (Is that a valid job position? :D)

Construction or demolition worker?

[thereIam]

:D demolition worker :D

hippie or redneck

[rockintime]

Hippie


Crime SCENE Investigator or Movie SCENE Writer?

[dicksbro]

Movie scene writer.

Horse or water polo player?

[rockintime]

Horse polo player...let the horse do most of the work rather than me. :D


Mechanic or Carpenter?

[jseal]

Carpenter.


Author or Playwright?

[rockintime]

author


Rodeo: Cowboy or Clown?

[jseal]

Cowboy.


Chemist or Biologist?

[imaginewithme]

NEITHER

Camara man for a porn or a porn star?

[dicksbro]

Camera man. Not sure under the lights and with others watching that the sex would be as much fun.

A salesperson in a mens or ladies apparel store?

[thereIam]

Ladies. :D

Telemarketer or used car salesperson?

[dicksbro]

Used car salesperson. At least the customers come to you, then.

homeless or heartless?

[jseal]

Homeless. It is easier to find a home than regain your heart.


Applications programmer or DBA?

[dicksbro]

Been both ... but I'll say DBA. It's close tho' ... I loved programming when I did it.

Retired or not?

[osuche]

Not. I like the challenge of having a job...although perhaos not MY job. The travel is killing me (slowly).

Entrepreneur or Fortune 500?

[dicksbro]

Entrepreneur

Rich or famous

[dicksbro]

*** BUMP ***

Rich (if I do say so myself. :D)

Intelligent or beautiful/handsome?

[kinx]

Intelligent. If you're smart enough, you can make so much money that no one will care how you look.


Naked alone, or clothed in a crowd?

[dicksbro]

Naked alone (in hopes the crowd sees and wants to start an orgy :))

An artist model posing naked on a beach or on a soft, grass covered meadow?

[Sharni]

Beach

A sprint swimmer or a High board diver?

[dicksbro]

Sprint swimmer specializing in the two yard dash. :D :D

A star runner or championship race car driver?

[imaginewithme]

race car driver

I want to be a cameraman or a model?

[rockintime]

cameraman (for pixies ladies photos) :D



suspension bridge painter or skyscraper window washer?

[imaginewithme]

OH MY GOSH..........do i really have to pick one? Could I just be homeless, jobless, carless, and all alone in the corner of the world somewhere, maybe living under one of these things?? PLEASEEEEEEEEE don't make me decide, please????

doctor or nurse (yeah, i need one now)

[rockintime]

chicckkkkkkkkennnnnn

doctor


coal miner or spelunker (cave explorer)?

[dicksbro]

Spelunker (so I can pick the hole in the ground :D)

A teacher or a pincipal?

[Pita]

Principle ( I like to be the boss)



child care worker or elderly care provider?

[dicksbro]

Hard to pick ... I think I might really enjoy both ... (at least part time :))

A senator or congressman?

[Pita]

Senator (more respect and power)



Weather person or sportcaster?

[dicksbro]

Weather person ... I can be wrong more often ... :)

Train engineer or flight engineer?

[rockintime]

Train engineer

Welder or Blacksmith?

[cowgirltease]

I wanna be a blacksmith. I already know how to weld. :)


A doctor or a lawyer

[osuche]

Lawyer ~ I don't like dealing with blood. Plus I hated OChem. :p


Biologist or Botanist?

[dicksbro]

A biologist. (There's a lot of great bodies I'd love to study. :D)

A traffic cop or school crossing guard?

[osuche]

Traffic cop...shorter life expectancy


Grade school teacher or college professor?

[Lilith]

grade school

I want to be a politician or clergy?

[osuche]

Politician. Celibacy wouldn't work for me

Dentist or Urologist?

[Lilith]

urologist....some people have funky mouths :p


pediatrician or geriatric medicine?

[cowgirltease]

Oh I'll take the pediatrics any day!

Ear nose and throat specialist or neurologist?

[OzKristin]

neurologist

(now for something for generalized, sorry if it's been repeated)

animal or human doctor? :wave:

[osuche]

Human...they can tell you what is wrong


IT...Help desk or Project management?

[dicksbro]

Project manger for the oral sex research project. :)

(Then again, being an intercourse technician helper at the desk wouldn't be bad, either.) :D

Leader or a follower?

[imaginewithme]

Id like to be a leader, since I am a follower now

princess or queen
(prince or king)

[dicksbro]

Prince (all the fun without the obligations :D)

Scientist or Doctor?

[imaginewithme]

Doctor..... a sex therapist, not that I can help them, just so I can hear about their sex stories!

sex toy maker or sex toy demonstrator

[Pita]

sex toy demonstrator


model or photographer?

[dicksbro]

Probably the photographer ... but for the right person (blind, near-sighted ... you know the type :D), I might model.

Fan or player?

[Pita]

Fan, I don't want to break a nail.


Chef or food critic?

[Sharni]

Chef

Coke VS Pepsi

[dicksbro]

Well, I never thought about being a Coke or Pepsi. Could I be customer instead? :D

A little child or a senior citizen?

[imaginewithme]

tough one..... probably a little child so I can fix all the things I did wrong.

business owner or manager?

[dicksbro]

Business owner

The one on top or the one on the bottom?

[hardhornyhubby]

Bottom

Fireman
Policeman

[imaginewithme]

Fireman......so I could work with all the studly firemen!

taxi driver
bus driver

[dicksbro]

Bus driver ... taking scenic tours to some of this country's beautiful places.

City bus driver or school bus driver?

[Sharni]

City bus

Taxi or Bus driver?

[dicksbro]

Okay, I'll be a taxi driver and find out where all the good places are. :)

Soldier or sailor?

[imaginewithme]

yikes..........tough one!!!

Massage therapist or beautician?

[dicksbro]

Massage therapist :slurp:

Porn star or porn peruser

[imaginewithme]

porn star

model or designer

[nindj]

designer

panty hose or a thong?

[Pita]

a thong


Rock star or Groupie

[Mercury_Maniac]

Rockstar


a whip, or handcuffs :)

[Pita]

handcuffs


dominant or submissive?

[nindj]

a sub

jay or silent bob?

[dicksbro]

* BUMP *

Since "Jay" is an old term for a sexually active woman and "BOB" is an abbreviation for a negative description of a woman ... neither. :(

Construction Worker or Demolitions Person

[pinkFlames]

:fix: Demolitions Person. I could take my temper out on smashing stuff.


Racing driver or footballer.

[dicksbro]

Hmmmm ... probably a racing driver ... at my age I'd probably get killed playing football. :)

A nude model or a photographer of nudes?

[FlirtWithMe]

Probably the photographer, although with the right photographer, I'd model ;)


Police Officer or a Fireman (are they still called Firemen???) :confused: They're not, are they? Firefighter, that's the one :thumb: (I think :p )

SCRAP THAT! it's been done before :banghead: An icicle or a snowflake?

[dicksbro]

A snowflake because, as it gets warmer, an icicle becomes a drip while a snowflake just fades away. :) (How's that for logic? :shrug: )

A shoe or a slipper?

[pinkFlames]

A slipper, there'd be less chance of stepping in doggy-do.

Lead singer or the drummer.

[jseal]

drummer


Poet or playwrite.

[dicksbro]

Poet

Pilot or train engineer?

[FlirtWithMe]

Pilot

Heart Surgeon or Brain Surgeon?

[jseal]

Heart


Statesman or Politician?

[dicksbro]

Statesman. I don't think you have to be as crooked to be a statesman.

... a Koala or a Plataypus

[FlirtWithMe]

Koala :lurv:

Snake or penguin?

[pinkFlames]

A penguin

Horse trainer or jockey?

[dicksbro]

Horse trainer :shrug:

Corn or wheat farmer?

[pinkFlames]

Corn farmer.

Spider or bee?

[dicksbro]

Bee

Honey or jelly

[Fangtasia]

Honey

Police person or Security Guard?

[pinkFlames]

Security Guard

Student or Teacher?

[dicksbro]

Teacher

Clown or comedian?

[pinkFlames]

Clown beside I'm shy of speaking in front of people but I don't might being an idiot.

Acrobat or juggler?

[dicksbro]

Acrobat (cuz' that'd mean these ol' bones would have to be more limber again :) )

Swimsuit or skinny-dip

[rockintime]

Skinny-dip

Tickler or Ticklee?

[dicksbro]

Tickler

On top or on the bottom?

[dicksbro]

** BUMP **

Where's the ALL OF THE ABOVE choice. Oops ... my question. :(

Normally top.

Which is better: Oral or vaginal sex?

[WildIrish]

I want to be an oral sex. :confused:

Hey...it works for me! :p



Ice Cream Tester or Beer Taster?

[dicksbro]

Sorry, WI, I kind of missed the "I want to be a ... "

Anyway, I want to be a "beer taster."

Porn film star or a mainstream movie extra

[WildIrish]

Is ok...I kinda do wanna be oral sex. :p

Though I'd prefer to be a movie extra than a porn star. Less chance of performance anxiety.


Would you rather be a homicide detective or a forensic examiner?

[dicksbro]

Between the two ... I guess a homicide detective although neither sound especially good to me.

Would you rather be an airplane pilot or a railway engineer?

[WildIrish]

Railway Engineer, I think. Slightly more room for error.

Ladies Shoe Salesperson or Bra Fitter?

[andyhart]

Salesperson.. would get slapped too often as a bra fitter!

Would you rather be an Entomologist or Herpetologist?

[dicksbro]

Hmmm ... insects or reptiles. Guess I'd rather be an Entomologist and study insects. More of them in my yard than reptiles and so I won't have to drive anywhere. :D

Would you be a fireman or policeman?

[kleclere]

Policeman


I want to be: a vibrator tester or a cameraman filming it.

[dicksbro]

If the testing is a solo activity, then I'd rather be the cameraman

Would you rather be a traffic cop or a meter reader?

[kleclere]

Meter reader more chance of violence.


I want to be: Car or furniture salesman.

[dicksbro]

Car salesman. I notice a lot of them driving new cars with dealer plates. :)

I want to be: a porn photographer or a porn actor or actress.

[kleclere]

Porn photographer


I want to be a ghost buster or Department of environmental protection agent

[dicksbro]

Ghost Buster

I want to be a electronic news anchor person or a newspaper reporter

[Fangtasia]

Newspaper reporter

Bartender or Erotic dancer?

[BIBI]

I'm sixty, not a big call out for exotic dancers, so bartender it shall be!

Police or Private Investigator

[dicksbro]

Private Investigator ... Magnum drove a Ferrari and always had the pretty gals. So did Mike Hammer and, really, most of the TV PI's. :D

Beetle Bailey or Sarge?

[BIBI]

LOL Sarge I guess!


Who would you rather be...

a pilot or a ship captain

[Fangtasia]

Pilot

WWYRB - Cleaner or Janitor?

[BIBI]

cleaner

Who would you rather be...

a photographer for National Geographic or Vogue Magazine

[Fangtasia]

National Geographic for sure!

WWYRB -

Jockey or Strapper?

[dicksbro]

I guess I'll be a jockey since I'm not sure what a strapper is. :confused:

WWYRB: Store clerk or door-to-door salesman?

[BIBI]

store clerk

Which would you rather be....

a teacher or a student

[dicksbro]

Hmmm ... I guess teacher.

WWYRB ... on the top or on the bottom? :)

[BIBI]

on top today thanks

cheesecake or carrot cake

[dicksbro]

Another tough choice. I guess cheesecake today. Too early for carrots. :spin:

I want to be a football Cheerleader coach or Player coach?

[BIBI]

cheerleader coach

I want to be the cook or the dishwasher....

[dicksbro]

Cook

I want to be the dom or the sub ...

[BIBI]

dom

I want to be a musician or a writer

[dicksbro]

Writer

Santa Claus or The Tooth Fairy

[BIBI]

tooth fairy.....always wanted a cute pair of wings


what would you rather be....

a cat or a dog

[dicksbro]

Both have advantages and disadvantages. For example, it always looks like dogs are more playful and have more fun ... on the other hand ... in the dead of winter when it's icy cold outdoors, cats can use the litter box and don't have to go outdoors to do their duty. Since it's winter now ... I think I'll pick being a cat. :D

What would you rather be:

A train engineer or an airplane pilot?

[BIBI]

a train engineer.......toot toot

What would rather be....boxer or a wrestler

[Winston77]

spaceman!

[dicksbro]

Going back to BIBI's althernatives ... I guess a wrestler ... although I'm not real fond of either boxing or wrestling. :shrug:

Flight attendant or a train conductor?

[BIBI]

train conductor


welder or electrician

[dicksbro]

Electrician (I could use that skill more around my house.)

I want to be a: Singer or a Dancer

[BIBI]

singer

I want to be dog or a cat.

[jseal]

Dog


You’d rather be a hammer than a nail.

[dicksbro]

Sure, why not ... I'll be the hammer.

Cowboy or Indian?

[BIBI]

cowboy


I want to be a writer or an editor

[dicksbro]

I'd better stick with writer. I'm terrible just trying to proof read my own stuff. :shrug:

Lingerie salesman or adult bookstore manager?

[osuche]

Lingerie saleswoman. Tried the other and it was creepy.

Salesperson or engineer?

[dicksbro]

Since you don't have "retiree" listed ... I guess I'll choose salesperson. I know I'm not an engineer, but I have done sales.

Grade school bus driver or school cook

[osuche]

School cook.

Girl scout troop leader or boy scout troop leader?

[dicksbro]

They're too young or being a Girl Scout troop leader might be fun ... but ... alas, I'd better be a Boy Scout troop leader instead.

Hmmmm ... or maybe we could start an adult version of the Girl Scouts ... :)

Artist model or fashion model?

[BIBI]

fashion model

hand job or blow job