Dear Friends:

[scotzoidman]

I am writing my close friends and family to let you know what is happening in my life. Two days ago, a woman contacted me from my past who claimed that I was the father of her child.


Barring any DNA testing, the photographic evidence alone (see pic below) proves her correct, and I have begun to pay child support.

[Rayna]

lol:D

[fzzy]

Oh "Great" one .... you are to be admired for your responsible nature! ROFL!!!

[Lilith]

You naughty man:p

[IAKaraokeGirl]

How *funny!* :D

[horseman12]

damnit, I had the same thing to happen to me!~~~???????

[Oldfart]

Scotz, I must confess.

A yankess tourist a couple of years ago, well, you know.

She was so pissed and I left your calling card in her purse.

So glad you've picked up the tab, the exchange rate is still

horrible.

OF

[Steph]

LOL That boy could be either of yours then! :)

[lucy_picker]

Hey she contacted me aswell Scotzoidman, !!!!!!!

She is telling one of us lies, so u better go get that DNA test!!

[hellsbells]

HE HE ... He is gonna please many ladies when he is a BIG boy.

[Scarecrow]

I hope junior learns how to use that thing.

[Sharni]

LMAO....good one Scotz

[LixyChick]

scotz?

I need to talk to you about the very same subject hun!

Mine could be your new found son's twin! Ironic....isn't it?

I'm so glad you are a responsible daddy! I was a little worried to bring up the subject! Imagine my relief now! Whew!

So, shall we make a date to talk paternity? You can "swab" me yourself if you prefer! I'll pack the diaper bag as soon as I get word.............I need some large luggage for the diapers alone! LMAO!

[Santiago]

jesus dude, i thought you were being serious..

then i almost shit myself :)

[scotzoidman]

It was the only honorable thing to do...

[SteinFibers]

Omg, I thought to myself, NO MAN! Fight the system, you can't just meet someone and pay child support! You could be taken for a ride! I have to say that I have not laughed that hard in many years...

Thank you very much


SteinFibers...

[rabbit]

scotz...you had me until I looked at that pic.

Now THAT was funny!

rabbit

[dicksbro]

LMAO!

Scotz, I'm just amazed you can be so sure ... just looking at his eyes. :D :D

[whitehorse]

I'll bet your a really proud papa!:D

[cbass1976]

Great one

[dadaist]

If he's doing something like THIS now, I hate to see what you guys are going to concoct for 4/1/03.

[quisath]

HOLY SHEEEEEEET Paco......................"We'll never get that on the Album Cover".

LMAO Scot......................Good one Bud. ;)

[scotzoidman]

Originally posted by quisath
HOLY SHEEEEEEET Paco......................"We'll never get that on the Album Cover".

LMAO Scot......................Good one Bud. ;) I got it,,,Cheech & chong's first album, "Blind Melon Chittlin"

[vampeyes]

you are sooooo bad !!! too funny

[Oldfart]

Scotz,

just found my old baby pic.

[scotzoidman]

So you're the Brussels Boy! I always wondered...

[GermanSteve]

ROTFLMAO!!