~Fortunately/Unfortunately~

[Lovediva]

That's right.
Another forum game. Stolen. So slap me silly. ;)

In this one, I'll set out a story on a fortunate side.
The next person must give an unfortunate twist to the story, then the next person must give it a fortunate addition. And so on and so forth.



Sound like fun?








Fortunately 2 beautiful ladies walked into a bar.....

[Messalina]

Unfortunately, neither of them could speak the local language.

[Lilith]

Fortunately there was a tall, dark, sexy man, who was available to translate

[Messalina]

Unfortunately, he was a prankster and decided to play a trick on the twosome by misinterpreting their words.

[BIBI]

Fortunately the prankster's wife overheard as she approached and she offered her services to help.

[Lovediva]

Unfortunately her services were to get on her knees and blow.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, the ladies were so distracted they didn't listen to a word the man said.

[Rickersweet]

Unfortunately, the two mistook the Blowjob for a local custom, and proceeded to grab the closest two men and blow them!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, the men were receptive to two attractive women unzipping their pants.

[Rickersweet]

Unfortunately, their wives weren't!

[Sugarsprinkles]

Fortunately, there were two other men who offered their sexual services to the two wives.

[Rayna]

Unfortuneately, they weren't attractive and had STDs

[Eros]

Fortunately the wives had condoms and paper bags....

[Rayna]

unforutnately the paperbags had holes and the condom broke

[celticangel]

fortunately--------there was a doctor closeby who had penicillin and sellotape

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, the men were allergic to penicillin, and there wasn't enough tape to go around.

[horseman12]

Fortunately, the men were found to be free of all infection due to all the alcohol in thier system.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, they began to suffer liver damage almost immediately.

[horseman12]

fortunately, the pigs in the village were willing to give thier livers to save mankind.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, only one of the pigs was found to type-match the two men and be able to donate a liver.

[dm383]

Fortunately, half the liver was enough for each man

[Steph]

Unfortunately, the two foreign women took the liver to be a local delicacy and ate it.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, an out-of-town doctor happened to be wandering by and went in to see the commotion. He was skilled in goat-to-human liver transplants.

[Aqua]

Unfortunatley, there were no goats to be found, only a barnyard full of pygmy chickens.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, this doctor knew how to glue together pygmy chicken livers in order to transplant into humans.

[horseman12]

unfortunately, the villiagers were unable to run those 2 damn liver eating women out of town before they devoured all the pygmy chicken liver ass well

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, one of the people standing around had a cousin whose brother's wife's niece's nephew-in-law's friend owned some pigs, goats, AND pygmy chickens just over in the next town.

[Aqua]

Unfortunately they were currently in an Amish town and nobody had a car to drive to the next town.

[dicksbro]

Unfortuantely, his licence had been revoked.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

A bar? In an Amish town? We must grow our Amish differently in Iowa. ;)


Fortunately, at that moment, a helicopter landed.

[horseman12]

unfortunately, the prop fell off the helicopter, and thier were no mechanics

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, at that moment, a huge flock of geese, heading south for the winter, landed upon the helicopter and lifted it into the air.

[Rayna]

unfortuneately he forgot to sanitize all his equpiment

[horseman12]

unfortunately, they were flying south to mate, and the delay caused the males hormones to rage uncontrollably

[Aqua]

Fortunately, it turns out Amish goose poop is a natural sanitizer.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

(I'm picking one of the two of these lines of thought and running with it.)

Fortunately, all of the female geese had gone through menopause, so the male geese knew they'd have to wait. They continued to carry the helicopter to the next town.

[horseman12]

unfortunately, half way there thier little penis's were hurting so badly they had to drop the helicopter and masterbate

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, they dropped the helicopter right in the direction of King Kong, who caught it with his *other* hand.

[Aqua]

Unfortunately King Kong got pissed off when he had to pee... so the helicopter was pissed off too. *groan*

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, even as they were rapidly tumbling downward, the pilot tossed out a football stadium-sized parachute, slowing the descent of the helicopter until it floated to the ground, right in the next village.

[Aqua]

Unfortunatley, when the huge parachute blotted out the sun the villagers thought it was the apocalypse their shamans had foretold for centuries, and they began to riot, brandishing everything from pitchforks to Ginsu knives, thus no tin can or tomato was safe.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

The pigs, goats, and pygmy chickens *were* safe, however, and a boy of about 12 jumped off the helicopter, ducked behind a trotting horse, and hid behind the nearest hut, as the next village was deep in the jungle.

[horseman12]

unfortunately, with the rioting and looting, thier was noway to get the animals back to the next village

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, at that instant, a motor boat pulled up to the dock on the Amazon-type river that ran through the village.

[dude33]

Unfortunalty, when the pull rope on the outboard motor snapped and the motor would not start up again.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, the boat was drifting in the right direction, and our travelers slowly floated towards the Amish bar downstream.

[horseman12]

fortunately, the intestines from one of the goats were found to be strong enough to make a new pull rope

[horseman12]

oops

unfortunately the bar was closed and the villagers were in a coma like state

[kleclere]

fortunately all the people in a coma had smiles on their faces and didn't notice our travelers.

[Aqua]

Fortunately, the two oral crazed ladies from the bar knew a special oral technique for bringing villagers out of comas that they had learned from sherpas while on Spring Break. Apparently the thought the HIMaLAYa's were a happenin' place for meeting guys.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, the oral-crazed ladies thought they needed mountain-climbing gear in order to perform the techniques.

[Aqua]

Fortunately, someone started yelling 'REEEEECOOOOOLAAAA' and the ladies thought they were already in the mountains and they began performing oral on all residents of the village.

[Lilith]

unfortuneately, one of them choked on a cough drop:p

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, a 78-year old grandmother stepped up behind the choking lady, wrapped her pudgy arms around the woman, and squeezed.

[Aqua]

Unfortunately she squeezed so hard, her liver popped out.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

All right--I'm laughing so hard I can hardly respond to this! :D

Fortunately, the doctor had been glueing those livers together pretty quickly, so he threw the woman down on a table and proceeded to start preparations for a liver transplant.

[Aqua]

Unfortunately, when he threw her down he forgot that this was the table he had set the liver on and he squashed it with the woman.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, at that very moment, Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, wandered by and offered to help.

[dude33]

Unfortunately, Dr. Quinn got cancelled by slipping on all the blood and knocking her head against the door post.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, all the doctors from St. Elsewhere, ER, and Chicago Hope pulled up in a bus right at that moment.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately a TV terrorist set off a bomb on the bus blowing all the TV doctors up in a white cloud of smoke.

[Aqua]

Fortunately, since they were just TV doctors they woundn't have been any help anyway.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, it looked like that's all the medical personnel that was available to help.

[kleclere]

Fortunately the old lady took her teeth out and continued to orally help the other lady revive the town.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, her teeth broke in the middle of "assisting" the mayor.

[kleclere]

Fortunately the mayor wasn't seriously hurt as the teeth broke and recovered whole.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, the teeth fell to the ground, where they were immediately covered in dust. They were quickly found, however, when a young girl stepped on them and discovered her big toe smashed between them.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, the girls foot had six toes and so the one that was smashed wasn't missed too much.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, the toe was tossed into the river, which was full of flesh-eating pirranah, who then began to have a frenzied hunger.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, the pirranah were considered an endangered species so the girl got a large reward for her "sacrifice."

[horseman12]

unfortunately, when she limped in to claim her reward it was paid in pirranah bonds

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, the market had been good to pirranah bonds, and the girl was able to cash them in to buy a snowmobile.

[horseman12]

unfortunately, she only had enough to buy the frame, thier was not enough to buy the motor.

[kleclere]

Fortunately she had enough friends willing to help push her for favors she would provide.

[horseman12]

unfortunately, the favors she performed did not meet thier expectations so they pushed her out onto thin ice.

[kleclere]

Fortunately her frame floats so she is able to paddle back to shore. Being upset she drops her drawers and pisses on the sidewalk.

[horseman12]

unfortunately, as quickly as she pisses it freezes and she slips and falls and brakes her butt bone, so she can't sit on her snowmobile frame.

[kleclere]

Fortunately the town folks place her in the frozen piss so her broken butt bone doesn't swell up.

[horseman12]

unfortunately, the towns people decide to pee more feeling thier is not enough to keep the swelling down and intomb her in frozen piss

[kleclere]

Fortunately the young lady is so turned on by being pissed on by the whole town she doesn't feel the pain.

[horseman12]

unfortunately, she has an orgasm and it freezes, which in turn freezes her sex

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, at that moment, the witch from Hansel and Gretel starts up her oven, which in turn melts the ice.

[Aqua]

Unfortunately she is about to put Hansel and Gretel in the oven.

[kleclere]

Fortunately Gretel distracts the witch by lifting her skirt and Hansel hits her with a frozen pizza.

[Aqua]

Unfortunately it's a mini pizza and it doesn't do much good.

[Lilith]

Fortunately the witch is distracted testing Hansel's bone to see if he is big enough to eat

[Aqua]

Unfortunately, his bone is a 'mini' too.

[skipthisone]

Fortunately, he knew how to use it like a cannon and shot the witch in the eye.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately it was her bad eye and she grabbed both Hansel and Gretel and the pizza and threw them all into the oven.

[horseman12]

fortunately, she did not pay her gas bill and had noway to cook them, she also had a bad back so cutting wood was out of the question

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, she had a large microwave.

[kleclere]

Fortunately in not paying her gas bill her electricity was also cut off so she was left in the dark.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, she had a massive kerosene heater, with a built in frying pan.

[Aqua]

Fortunately, when she went to get it, Hansel and Gretel escaped.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, they were caught by the Jolly Green Giant, who was picking flowers in the meadow.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, he noticed you had them in his grip and set them down gently.

( Who would have guessed the things you learn at Pixies ... like using frozen piss to heal fractured tailbones. )

[Scarecrow]

Unforunately he sat them in a pile of Dinosaur shit

[Aqua]

Fortunately, since dinosaurs have been extinct for so long, it was petrified.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, that meant that Hansel and Gretel suffered concussions from being thrown down on the hard surface.

[Scarecrow]

Fortunately, all the band-aids and first aid cream from the TV doctors bus was still laying around

[Lovediva]

Unfortunatly Hansel and Gretel had completely dissappeated. It must have been spontanious combustion!

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, disappeared accidently got spelled with a 'T' leaving one last chance to come to their aid ( :D :D ... sorry ... couldn't resist ).

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, Hansel and Gretel also could not spell "disappeared."

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, there was a dictionary laying there on the ground.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, Hansel and Gretel were still preschoolers, and could not read.

[Scarecrow]

Fortunately it was a new Leap Frog dictionary

[dicksbro]

Unfortuantely, something had eaten the frog's legs preventing them from leaping.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, Leap Frog in this instance was the electronic dictionary for use by preschoolers.

[Scarecrow]

Unfortunately, the batters were dead as a doornail

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, there was a plug-in available for the machine.

[Scarecrow]

Unftunately the storm had knocked out the generators

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, right at that moment, Merriam Webster walked by, dressed like Harry Potter and carrying what appeared to be his magic wand. He pointed the wand at Hansel and Gretel, spouting out the definition of "disappeared."

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately the wand was long and heavy and knocked both Hansel and Gretel out before they comprehended what he was saying. (Those poor kids sure have it rough.)

[kleclere]

Fortunately both of them being knocked out. They didn't know what was going on and didn't care.

[grotochp]

unfortunatley with both being knock out they didnt see the jolly green giant pick corn from his ass to make little corn giblets LOL.

[kleclere]

fornately for everyone else they did see it either so the world is safe from the knowledge.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, the greedy people at the corn-packaging plant didn't care, and packed the corn into cans anyway.

[kleclere]

Fortunately for everyone in the world it is like hot dogs as long as they don't know how they are made they eat them.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, there was a corporate mole in the Amish village, sent to spy upon the corn packing workers because of some rumors they were killing the endangered pirranah and adding fish juice to the corn. This corporate mole decided to go public with the corn contamination story.

[kleclere]

Fortunately the corn scandle hit the papers saving the endangered pirranah and the Amish village.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, there were lawsuits, and the plant had to shut down, forcing non-Amish people out of work.

[kleclere]

Fortunately a traveling sex show had arrived in town and offered the out of work people jobs with their show.

[Scarecrow]

Unfortunately, the people were so depressed that they could not perform in the show.:p

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Man, that's pretty depressed. :P

Fortunately, the druggist in town had just been visited by the drug representative and had an ample supply of Prozac in stock.

[Rayna]

Unfortunately he did not have enough for everyone

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, the distribution center was in the very next town.

[Rayna]

unforunately, the next town is an hour away

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, there was a little-known shortcut bringing the time down to two minutes ( now that's one heck of a shortcut :D ).

[Rayna]

sure is lol...

unfortunately during the short cut they got lost in the dark woods with nothing around them

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, with nothing around them ... the woods filled with missing trees didn't obstruct their view and they could see their destination.

[Rayna]

lol.

unfortunately, it was a mirage because they were so depressed

[Akasha]

Fortunatly the mirage turned out to be the apparitaion of the long forgotted sexgoddess and she began to tell them secrets

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, they weren't *her* secrets, and they had nothing to do with how to get out of the woods.

[Lovediva]

Fortunately....a tornado appeared and carried them away to that little ghost town a few miles up the road.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, it dumped them all in the large pen belonging to the local hog farmer. (Hey, gotta throw something "Iowa" in!)

[Lovediva]

Fortunately...they were in dire need of a body mud bath!! So they romped in the mud till they got crusty!!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, one of them (who didn't know previously) was allergic to mud, and started to have a reaction.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, while a hardon is a reaction, it's generally not life-threatening.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

lol @dicksbro

Unfortunately, the reaction also caused swelling and hives upon the man's hard-on.

[dicksbro]

Ouch.

Fortunately ... er .... fortunately? Okay, fortunately he was so excited the swelling and hives only added to his stimulation (boy is that tough to imagine :D ),

[IAKaraokeGirl]

:D LMAO. I wondered how you were going to handle that one!

Unfortunately, he put more mud on his erection, thinking it would cool it down and help heal it.

[kleclere]

Fortunately speaking of handling a beautiful lady grabbed it and stroked him removing the mud causing the swelling to decrease and used her tongue to easy the hives.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, she had just eaten chunky peanut butter and the fragments from the peanuts scratched terribly.

[denny]

Fortunately she noticed the problem and quickly licked off the nuts, not to mention the hard-on, resulting in pleasurable tremors.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately the peanut butter got stuck to the roof of her mouth causing her to gag. Making the guy worried that he was going to deep. Causing him to shrink and blush.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, the blushing turned her on and when she caught her breath, she dove right back in causing him to become erect once more.

[horseman12]

Unfortunately, his erection caused him great pain.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, the woman saw he was in pain, and thought a different kind of "rubbing" might be in order.

[horseman12]

Unfortunately, as she rubbed the pain only seemed to become worse.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, the woman had a friend who came over to play tag-team, and she had another idea.

[Messalina]

Unfortunately, she thought the swelling was due to a bee sting and began to swing a fly swatter in hopes of putting down the offending insect.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, she only hit the man's erection once.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, so much time passed by worrying about his erection and the swelling, that unknown to those around him, he ended up cumming anyway and was last seen walking towards his car.

[gekkogecko]

Fortunately, by then her friend had arrived, and had also brought quite a variety of sex toys.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, he forgot the batteries. ( At least that happens to us :( )

[Aqua]

Fortunately, they were solar powered...

[Lilith]

unfortunately it was overcast and raining :(

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, one of the local townsfolk had a UV lamp and brought it to the man.

[Scarecrow]

Unfortunately there was no where to plug it in

[kleclere]

Fortunately a portable generator was around the barn so the town people brought it so they could plug it in.

[Lovediva]

Unfortunately....nobody brought petrol for the generator!

[horseman12]

Fortunately, thier was a local sceintist who had invented a device that allowed pee to be used in the place of fossil fuel.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, no one had to go after peeing on the girl in the Amazon-type river earlier.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, there was a dog that thought the generator looked like a fire hydrant ... so it raised it's leg and let go. :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, the generator didn't work with dog pee.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, a passer by had a generator dog pee adapter in his pocket (doesn't everyone?).

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, the adaptor didn't fit this particular generator.

[horseman12]

Fortunately, a young man who lived nearby young peter pecker, was a very good handyman and could make an adapter to fit.

[cbass1976]

unfortunately peter was not at home as he went to see a prostitute

[gekkogecko]

Fortunately, both Peter and the prostitute liked engaging in public sex, so they were right there when they finished.

[horseman12]

Unfortunately, at the time of ejaculation, peter blowed his pecker off, causing so much discomfort he was unable to build an adapter.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, right at that moment, a nurse practitioner ('cause all the doctors were gone) waltzed by the farm. She just happened to have an ample supply of Prozac AND enough bandages for Peter.

[cbass1976]

Unfortunately, peters pecker head blew off so far it could not be found......so there for he was headless

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, the nurse practitioner gave Peter enough Prozac that he was off in La La Land and didn't even notice his pecker head was gone. The townspeople then took off to work in the traveling sex show.

[Aqua]

Unfortunately, the generator was still not working.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, most of them walked and/or jogged for exercise, and they didn't mind having to catch up with the show on foot.

[Scarecrow]

Unfortunately this story has so many twist and turns the towns people got lost. hehehe

[IAKaraokeGirl]

lol @Scarecrow

Fortunately, one of the townspeople was a Boy Scout, and he was always prepared--he had a GPS device in his pocket.

[Scarecrow]

Unfortunately the satellite was down for repair

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, he also had his Boy Scout compass.

[Scarecrow]

Unfortunatly, there was a large magnet nearby that interferred with the compass.

[kleclere]

Fortunately there were trees around so he looked for the moss on the north side and was able to find his way.

[cbass1976]

Unfortunately, he tripped on a rock and tood a terrible fall and broke his glasses and compass

[gekkogecko]

Fortunately, he was aware that with a stick and fifteen mintues of time, anyone can find out which way is north. He used this information to make his way back to the orgy.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, the trek back wore him out and he was unable to participate in the orgy.

[horseman12]

Fortunately, thier was a beautiful maiden who was patient and understanding, and gave him oral until he was ready.

[Lilith]

Unfortunately her her ogre of a husband stumbled upon her bestowing her oral gifts

[cbass1976]

Fortunately he had just enough time to blow his load down her throat

[Lilith]

unfortunately the maiden gagged and spewed spoo onto her dress

[gekkogecko]

Unfortunately, ISP cut me off as I was about to post a reply, meaning Lilith got to jump in line in front of me.

Fortunately, that means I'm behind her, and can give her a hard smack on the ass.

Oh.
That has nothing to do with the story.

Fortunately, she didn't need the dress, as the boy removed it before returning the oral favor.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, in returning the favor he discovered the difference between ass licker and brown noser ... depth perception.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, at that moment, the earth started to shake.

[Scarecrow]

Unfortunately, it was shaking because the Jolly Green Giant was coming down the road

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, he was only bringing a warm dish of fresh corn for them to eat.

[gekkogecko]

Unfortunately, it wasn't creamed corn, so they couldn't use it as a sex toy.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, just behind the Green Giant where he couldn't be seen was a traveling dildo salesman.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, they were Jolly Green Giant-sized dildos. :D

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, they were like those Japanese dolls that stack one inside the other, so you could open the back of the big one and find a smaller one, and keep doing that until you reached the 8" size.

[gekkogecko]

Unfortunately, the nesting dildoes were stuck together so firmly, the maiden couldn't get to the one she needed.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, the travelling dildo salesman also had a Jolly Green Giant-sized tube of KY jelly, which the maiden used to make all the dildos slick...until she found the one she wanted.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately the lube made it so slick that she put it into her pussy and it shot out kill the salesman and wounding the giant.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, one of the people standing around was a mortician, and he went right to work.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately the mortician hit some of the lube and fell face first into the lady's lubed crotch. Embedding him into her.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, while he was embedded nose-first, he was a mouth breather.

[gekkogecko]

Unfortunately, he inhaled the lube while trying to breathe.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, he had to sneeze.

[horseman12]

Unfortunately when inhaling to sneeze he sucked up a big glob of lube.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, he was his town's spit champion, and got rid of that lube quickly.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately it was discharged when he did sneeze.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, a little girl saw the whole thing and went screaming to her mommy.

[kleclere]

Fortunately mommy came to see about the trouble and gave the guy mouth to mouth while the lady with the lube rode to her heart's content.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, "Joe Millionaire" was just coming on and so everything came to a halt and they didn't get to finish what they were doing.

[horseman12]

Fortunately, everyone had listened to the radio dj's who told the ending and did'nt care to watch the show.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, the radio DJ had an interview planned with Joe Millionaire, and all the people really *were* interested in listening to it.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, a sudden power outage caused the radio statio to go off the air.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, a local farmer happened to have one of those hand-crank ones in his barn for such an emergency.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, he couldn't find the crank handle.

(Is someone putting all this together in a book form. We could make millions ... well ... 4 or 5 dollars anyway :D )

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, the same person compiling all of these Fortunately~Unfortunately story snipets also had a transcript of the radio interview. :D

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, the desire to preserve the story for posterity outweighed the desire to have the radio interview come out sounding sensible. :)

( Notice how we make all these subtle ??? changes in story direction. :D )

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, someone stole the transcript from the author's hands. :D

[horseman12]

Fortunately, the person who stole the transcript was a member of pixies, and brought it back to be published.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately they registered as unregistered and no one read it.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, Lilith, who is all-knowing, realized the problem and posted it appropriately.

[BIBI]

Unfortunately the site went down.....

[kleclere]

Fortunately for us Kim was right on it and had Pixies up and going so all us pervs here at Pixies could read to our hearts content.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, a direct hit by a meteor took out the server.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, after that happened, the people didn't care about the "Joe Millionaire" transcript *or* the "Fortunately~Unfortunately~ story that was supposed to be published by Pixie's.

[dicksbro]

LMAO IAK.

Unfortuately, that means somebody needs to go back and figure out where we were at. :D :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, at that moment, the traveling sex show happened to stop back by the town on their way to Hell, Michigan, which at that moment, was frozen over. :D

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, nobody had the money for admission.

( So does that mean that Hell was frozen over? ;) )

[kleclere]

Fortunately it was free admissions day at the sex show and heat heat produced warmed the area .

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, the people involved forgot how cold it was outside because it was so warm inside, and when they walked out of the building naked, their nipples and other private parts froze.

[kleclere]

Fortunately they turned around and went back inside and had all effected parts warmed with lips, hands,pussies and other parts.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, at that moment, the lights went out.

[gekkogecko]

Fortunately, the people present took the opportunity to start a huge grope-fest, complete with gelatine.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, it was lime-flavored gelatine.

[gekkogecko]

Fortunately, lime turned out to be the most popular flavor among those present.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, the water used to make it had been imported from Mexico, because it was cheaper than home-grown water.

[kleclere]

Fortunately it had the little worm in the bottom and everyone got drunk and didn't care what flavor the gelatin was. As long as it was rubbed all over everyone.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, when it was rubbed all over, many people got a very itchy rash.

[gekkogecko]

Fortunately, the ingredients for the gelatine included both an anti-fungal and an antibiotic, so the rash and other side effects of the water were cured quickly.

[Messalina]

Unfortunately, everyone looked like seasick smurfs now.

[kleclere]

Fortunately the seasick smurf look was in so they all kissed and hugged till dark.

[dicksbro]

Unforunately when dark got there some of the kisses got mis-directed and people were getting hurt kissing thorns on rose bushes.

[kleclere]

Fortunately the laterns where lit and those injured were kissed back to health.

[gekkogecko]

Unfortunately, the animated, sentient, rose bushes decided that they now wanted into the orgy, too.

[kleclere]

Fortunately the orgy was going full throttle and no one noticed the rose bushes joining in.

[cbass1976]

Unfortunately the rose bushes were shaved and that caused bleeding

[horseman12]

Fortunately, the thorns were small and the ones who got into them were into pain anyway.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, the roses themselves became crushed in the press of the crowd.