View Full Version : Dear Me...Did anyone see the Size of that Chicken?!?!!
skipthisone
12-26-2002, 04:41 PM
Nothing here just being ME :D :D :D
I know....couldn't believe my eyes as it ran past my window! I tried to get it to stop for a moment........ but it wouldn't..... it was too big of a chicken!!! :p
jennaflower
12-26-2002, 07:12 PM
and it is best to stay away from that beek.. just one good aim.. and OUCH!!
PantyFanatic
12-26-2002, 09:27 PM
First time was last Spring as a mater of fact. You are right that he’s NOT an ordinary chicken. I understand he doesn’t eat corn or bugs but has an appetite for wet silky things.:p And I’m sure he was trying to stop at BIBI’s for a snack, but just was caught in the momentum of the Pixies whirlpool. You really don’t have to be afraid of the beek. He drools a lot but would NEVER hurt you Jenna.:)
Now I have it on GOOD authority that you ladies can get your hands on him by just lifting up your skirts and ………………:rolleyes:
Here’s a copy of the wanted poster.:cool:
Sharni
12-26-2002, 09:32 PM
Here’s a copy of the wanted poster
I want that to see more of that chicken ;):p:p:p
skipthisone
12-26-2002, 09:40 PM
Can't even do a simple thread anymore without the Cock having his way with the hens ;)
Lilith
12-26-2002, 09:41 PM
I wondered why I had feathers in my panties;)
skipthisone
12-26-2002, 09:47 PM
Hey where did that feather in my cap go?????
Lilith
12-26-2002, 09:50 PM
It's in my panties ;)
PantyFanatic
12-26-2002, 09:52 PM
Along with the DRUMSTICK!
skipthisone
12-26-2002, 10:02 PM
But wait, Chickens don't have lips....wtf is up with that anyway??
Sugarsprinkles
12-26-2002, 10:34 PM
All I want to know is WHY THE FUCK CAN'T HE STAY ON HIS OWN SIDE OF THE ROAD????????? :D:D:D
Originally posted by Sugarsprinkles
All I want to know is WHY THE FUCK CAN'T HE STAY ON HIS OWN SIDE OF THE ROAD????????? :D:D:D
Oh don't be so fowl Sugarsprinkles......;)
Originally posted by skipthisone
Can't even do a simple thread anymore without the Cock having his way with the hens ;)
EGGSACTLY!!!!!!!! :D
PantyFanatic
12-26-2002, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by skipthisone
But wait, Chickens don't have lips....wtf is up with that anyway?? Just watch when she kisses him. ;)
Sugar- Because he want to get get to the UNDERside.:p
BIBI- Awwwwwwwwwww,....... now this is really getting "corney". The whole thread has turned into one big "yoke".
:rolleyes:
Originally posted by pantyfanatic
Just watch when she kisses him. ;)
Sugar- Because he want to get get to the UNDERside.:p
BIBI- Awwwwwwwwwww,....... now this is really getting "corney". The whole thread has turned into one big "yoke".
:rolleyes:
Cocky fella....aren't you? ;)
scotzoidman
12-27-2002, 01:45 AM
Ok, I'll have some of whatever you people are having...
PantyFanatic
12-27-2002, 08:47 AM
I think NOTHING was the problem last night Scotzoid.
We were all out on pass WITHOUT our medication.:eek: Seems the After Christmas Sillies were out as well but I know you can save us. Please show us how the guards use to do it.:D
skipthisone
12-27-2002, 08:53 AM
Bend over you featherless bastards and feel my stick!!!!
LixyChick
12-27-2002, 09:28 AM
That Styx song keeps coming to mind here.......
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
tick, tick, tick, tick, tick
*SQUAWK*
skipthisone
12-27-2002, 09:32 AM
Think about how good roosters have it....just bangin chicks and crowing all the time....damn
yes it must be quite the life for a rooster......
you get to beak off first thing every morning without anyone getting mad
you always have your comb handy
you can ruffle your own feathers
if you get called a cock...it is a positive "stroking" of the ego
you never have to commit to one old hen forever
you know it was you that came first in order to get that egg to become a chicken
roosters never have to get too involved in the world....they just go on scratching the surface.
No longer shall I wish to be an Oscar Meyer weiner............... ;)
skipthisone
12-27-2002, 01:36 PM
COCK-A-DOODLE-DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GermanSteve
12-27-2002, 06:32 PM
Sorry, I only read big chicken...
http://www.pixies-place.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=120463
that makes me remember... :D
http://www.pixies-place.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7511&highlight=chicken+thread
Lilith
12-27-2002, 06:50 PM
I love you mother cluckers;) Bunch of peckers:o
skipthisone
01-03-2003, 03:01 PM
From Chicken Run
Nick:Here's a thought. Why don't we get an egg and start our own chicken farm? That way we'd have all the eggs we could eat.
Fetcher: Right. We'll need a chicken, then.
Nick: No... no, we'll need an egg. You have the egg first, that's where you get the chicken from.
Fetcher: No, that's cobblers. If you don't have a chicken, where are you going to get the egg?
Nick: From the chicken that comes from the egg.
Fetcher: Yeah, but you have to have an egg to have a chicken.
Nick: Yeah, but you've got to get the chicken first to get the egg, and then you get the egg... to get the chicken out of...
Fetcher: Hang on, let's go over this again?
Well first thing you need to know is... was it an African Chicken or European Chicken?
skipthisone
01-03-2003, 03:16 PM
Damn cluckers keep feathering up the whole works...
Originally posted by skipthisone
Damn cluckers keep feathering up the whole works...
Well pluck 'em then! :)
skipthisone
01-03-2003, 08:33 PM
I heard that you were feeling ill
Headache, fever, and a chill
I came to help restore your pluck
Cause I'm the nurse who likes to _____
Oh how I do enjoy a cocky man......;)
skipthisone
01-03-2003, 08:54 PM
Well put me on a roof top and let me crow....
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